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Barry Pleasures

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Suffering from small dog owner’s delusion

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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 22h
I will give you my blood. But don’t say stuff like this to me
Screenshot of a text message that says “Platelet supply is giving empty-shelf energy”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are halfway through the time of the fall list. Work your seasonal items into the next few weeks and start gathering your winter list.
Screenshot of my notes app:
Fall activities
Food
Pretzels
Chai tea
Pumpkin treats
Smoke ribs
Beef stew
Squash soup
Kale salad
Mulled cider 

Top activities
Wabasha caves (Dan and Vic)
Apple orchard/corn maze 
Spooky escape room
Moonstruck
Moon walk
Bellefleur

Ideas
Ghost tour (with Bobby)
Walk in Fran’s favorite cemetery 
Oktoberfest - new umlaut 
German restaurant 
Arb walk
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She moves like a creepy little robot
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cones of Dunshire looking ass
Weird coney shaped succulent
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
check this guy out
A picture of a cartoon cactus wearing glasses and a hat with the caption “I’m Ready When you are Amigo”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look at half of my college dawg. Embarrassing
A St. John’s University magazine with David Brooks as the cover image
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Honey the casual bear
A Pomeranian slouched in a bike basket with her tongue hanging out
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I like the ads on the Guardian. A sense of mystique
An ad for a quiz to find out what kind of Jungian female archetype you are (sage, maiden, mystic, huntress, etc)An AI picture of a golden retriever looking at a rotisserie chicken with the caption “When dogs eat chicken”An AI picture of a small dog looking at a rotisserie chicken with the caption “When dogs eat chicken”An AI picture of a jack Russell terrier looking at a rotisserie chicken with the caption “When dogs eat chicken”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
San Pellegrino getting into engagement farming smdh
Picture of a San Pellegrino bottle with the text on the label: “What is a guilty pleasure you rarely admit?”Picture of a San Pellegrino bottle with the text on the label: “What is a guilty pleasure you rarely admit?”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A tweet from @crushingbort:
Hmm well I’d say I’m fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. The problems are bad but their causes…their causes are very good 
05/05/2014
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My new favorite reply
A screenshot of Noel saying “essentially, Swan Boy! Essentially I am!”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m at the heat advisory. I’m at the air quality alert. I’m at the combination heat advisory/air quality alert.
A screenshot of the Apple weather app’s Severe Weather alert page. There is a warning for heat advisory and a warning for air quality
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
People enjoying Conny’s tonight with an evil sun
Picture of an intersection with an ice cream shop. The sky is hazy and sun is crazy
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Today was brought to you by the number 5
A large sculpture of the number 5 in a park
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Got a lovely mailer from Just The Pill with one sticker missing. I hope that a nice USPS person got to wear it
Pro abortion sticker sheet, one is missing
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sola Salons are a great place for peeping. Whatcha doing in there? might I see your decorations?
A poster of an illustration of an ICE agent falling on the ice that says “things are looking up… when there’s an officer down!” A second poster that says Minnesotan hearts don’t freeze”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Someone’s gotta put a stop to this
A screenshot of the spam calls I’ve gotten today
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Anyone trying to get a new roof?
A piece of hail about 1.5 inches
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Plagued
A sweet little orange dog sitting on a blanket in a sunroom
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I went to Bolé Ethiopian last night for dinner and a) the food was excellent b) they had the most charming and informative menu I’ve ever seen. for example
A picture of the menu with Bart Simpson that says “Hey kids! Did you know? The Simpsons once went out for Ethiopian food, loved it!”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have no structural cycles in my life (like a school year) so the past two years I make a list of everything I want to do in a season then try to do it. It make me feel more in touch with the cycles of nature
Summer
Paddle board
Tube at Cannon Falls
Tube at Isanti
Tube on Apple River
Camp
Bike to Stillwater
Fireworks
Fire by the river
Quarry 
Taylor’s fall
X Buy a hammock and read

Smoke ribs 
Many veggies
Grill scallions
Teriyaki skewers
Marinated fish - charcoal?
Citrus salads
Cucumber sandwiches 
Potatoes 
More food
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I hate to see cats fight
Screenshot of the below exchange but all profile pics but the first person are of cat faces 

mypalgrant.bsky.social 
it's more likely that he is just a bad dude
Dylan:
Based on what?
cynical commie cat @theillegalsegal.bsky.social • 1h the nazi tattoo for starters, also joining the marines because he wanted to kill people.
Dillon 
lol
cynical commie cat: that all you got liberal?
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yes’m
A picture of me in my new St. Paul jacket, saluting the camera. My Black Hart rainbow shirt peeking through
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Shadow pom
A Pomeranian walking, the picture taken from overhead capturing her shadow with her long tongue
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
If you need some chives (perennial), I will give you some. They are running amok
A bunch of chives with purple flowers in bloom.
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The home star runner boots
Large cartoony red boots
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This restaurant logo is playing with fire
Screenshot of the website for Jazzy Joshua’s, the logo of which looks like a slur
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My funny Honey
A little orange Pomeranian with her tongue out. She is lying on the bed, side-eyeing the camera
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
on repeat
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Josh heard we were doing a ”birthday book” for Ian
An edited version of the Trump birthday letter to Epstein. It is an outline of a female body that says: Voice over: There must be more to life than organizing socialists. Josh: yes there is slay the spire 2. Ian: that’s true Josh. Josh: we have certain things in common Ian. Ian: yes we do come to think of it. Josh: We don’t fuck kids, have you noticed that? Ian: as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Josh: a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday 1 May every day be another day naked before the fates.
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Miniature Wife (2026)
An elaborately painted Christ on the cross Zoomed in view on Jesus’s feet from the last photo. A tiny woman is kissing the feet as they bleed.
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I do not agree with Mr. Lucky politically. But I love his hustle
A sign of “Lucky’s book - relationships and illusions”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
First frame: cartoon of a woman typing “I’m alive!” on a computer
Second: clicking the print button
Third: the printer printing a page that says “I’m alive!”
Fourth: the woman holding the page and looking at it in horror
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Snowden. Sorry to comment and you may already know this, but my friend just told me about the interesting book she is reading
A book cover entitled Pounded by Produce with the subheader “An unholy love story.” The image is of two tomatoes and a cucumber and is quite phallic in nature
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If you’re going on a date tonight, beware
A screenshot of the weather app. There’s a notification of a Red Flag Warning
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Yes
A garage painted with the words Naz Reid
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Over the years since then, Ms. Lopez and Ms. Bell said, they have thought a lot about Ms. Lopez’s words that day back in 1988, that this icon they had dedicated so much of their lives to was just a man.

“It makes you rethink in history all those heroes,” Ms. Lopez said. “The movement — that’s the hero.”
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It seems that I cannot dm pictures
Screenshot of $50 sent to kevin-nye-3
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Agree 100% except for if it is entirely through their stylistic choices
A screenshot of the original post plus a picture of Kash Patel wearing goofy sunglasses
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tongue
A little orange dog walking on a snowy boardwalk. Her tongue is peeping out.
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Don’t like it? This snow just got ten feet taller
Screenshot of Apple weather app that says we are supposed to get 16-20 inches of snow
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I keep having moments of confusion seeing where her hair is on her shoulder as her hand
The same image as the original post but cropped to show the how her hair looks like a hand
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Everyone is getting mad when I say this, but I am just reporting what the weather app says: We are supposed to get 9-11” of snow Sunday
A screenshot of the weather app saying there is a 90% chance of precipitation Sunday with a total of 9-11 inches
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Trying to voice use voice to text at a red light
A screenshot of voice to text getting my words horribly wrong but then the transcription of my voice recording correct
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is not exactly truthful. Honey has no teeth
A little orange dog lying on her back with her mouth open. She has no teeth
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The Others (2001)
The ghostly outline of a Pomeranian through a white curtain, sitting on the back of a couch
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dear Twin Cities Community,

An incident occurred over the weekend at our Northeast Minneapolis studio. During the incident, a group of students yelled at and used profane language toward CorePower team members regarding confusion over our position on signage related to ICE. We elected to temporarily close that studio until we could ensure the safety of our teachers, studio team, and students. We also want to be clear: No teachers have been terminated in Minneapolis as a result of their views related to this situation.

We are a place for mindfulness, belonging, and acceptance for those who wish to practice, and we have zero tolerance for aggressive conduct in our studios. Any action that is counter to our values or risks the safety of our staff or students will not be tolerated.

We do not support the violent ICE raids happening in Minneapolis, and we continue to explore ways to support the Twin Cities community without putting our students and teachers in harm’s way. We havedistributed ICE signage that is consistent with language across our studios.

We understand that emotions and stress are elevated at the moment. We respect the rights of individuals to express strongly held views. However, that expression must never come at the expense of safety, respect, or the dignity of those in our CorePower community.

It is our priority to ensure that students, teachers, and employees alike can enter our studios without fear of intimidation or harassment. The conduct displayed over the weekend is inconsistent with our core values and our expectations of membership. In response, we suspended the memberships and access privileges of the students involved.

CorePower Yoga is intended to be a place of refuge and calm, and we want to continue creating an environment where you – our teachers and students – feel welcome.
With gratitude,

Minneapolis Leadership
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A small orange dog lying sideways on the back of the couchA painting of a woman draped over a couch dramatically
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just warming up! Muchas gracias @reetus
Two people in front of a window with people with signs outside
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Barry Pleasures @reetus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hands too cold to take pictures, but best sign of the day
Sign that has a picture of Kristi Noem with the quote from Mean Girls: this girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!
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