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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans

@reereeison1.bsky.social
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50 of them thangs....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare

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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 13h
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 9h
FISHNETS!! BLACK PANTYHOSE!! BIG LEGS....SHOWIN THRU THE HOLES!!!!
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 9h
Id slap all this shit off the table immediately cause what the entire FUCK???
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 9h
I don't even need a reason to agree
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 9h
You know, society really does a number on how you see yourself. Like I love my legs, jiggly loose skin and all, and I never have an issue with it until the voice of the world creeps in and asks "you know they are gonna think ya thighs look bad".
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 15h
"The best things in life are scary"
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 16h
Shit that would be my main job!
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 17h
Come on over to the darkside. We have cookies, probiotics and bengay in the back.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every bra is a tactical bra if you got enough titty
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly this is one of my favorite things. Seeing how many lives ive lived. It makes me feel alive.
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why would you put these words together?
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Crazy • Scary • Spooky • Hilarious @spookycoochiegawd.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
You don’t gotta like me or fuck with me. Just don’t lie on me or about me.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way I just HOLLERED in this truck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give me two purrs.... I need two purrs...
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im my personal experience, the best managers I have had are WM-confident WM to be specific. They have been the ones that have fully supported me, elevated me to the next levels and never viewed me as competition nor my assertiveness as aggression.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
I was there when you could pull that whole deck out, then they made it where it was just the face plate. What a time.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A cherry vodka sour just appeared in my hand
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want wings and fries. I shall have wings and fries.
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I’m a cusser. I love to cuss. And it has nothing to do with my inability to use other words to get my point across, I just like it. Shit!
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what my mothers ex husband looked like when she met him. He was 26 at the time.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Seen It All
Jeezy, JAŸ-Z · Seen It All: The Autobiography · Song · 2014
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Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes standing on bidness can the loneliest place on earth. But it's necessary.
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
everything around me gotta grow or go.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jack Black Reporting for Duty
ALT: Jack Black Reporting for Duty
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kilian's Black Phantom layered with Oakcha's Choco Break >>>>>>
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lemme go on to bed chile...
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im somewhere on the amalfi coast, tanning somewhere naked....
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the people i just recently stopped calling "a baby" are calling YOU a baby.....just go head and block me back ok?? 🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You cant even rent a car" is hilarious, not gon hold you 🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im waiting for this to happen here today cause my Director is quitting (once the paychecks hit) and no one knows but me 🙃
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im so very tired.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 28/09/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ I'ma start the well-paying, 🕯️ 🕯️ 100% remote job that 🕯️ 🕯️ I really want on the 🕯️ 🕯️ 1st of November 2026 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Good Garvey Day @bperry149.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I never wanted nobody life but mine. Those experiences made me who I am. I treat everyone fairly until I don’t. I’m from the real outside not the internet outside.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: hopefully I'll feel some relief with Mars finally moving out of cancer. That placement beats my ass. Also me: *sees that Mercury is moving into Scorpio*
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Kenan Thompson Shouting 'Help! Help!'
ALT: Kenan Thompson Shouting 'Help! Help!'
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im clearly too aggy to be on here right now.
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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So many of us don't view being here as the blessing it is, even as so many leave so unexpectedly and so young.
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Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet) @longlivethechief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being optimistic doesn’t mean you deny reality… It just means you refuse to let the difficult parts of reality become the entire reality.
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Kansas City Butterfly🦋 @kc-butterfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The world is shit right now. If you find someone to do life with, hold on. Love this for y’all 💕
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aqua Tofana needs to make a return.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are some things that just would never work/make sense for me. Having a Dom/me and a spouse and them NOT being the same people is one of those things. Like there is not a single explanation that will make it make sense TO ME.
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Coach Tru Wick @syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Yes. 😊
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xoxoTitra @xoxotitra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
100% Remote 💻 Full Time Job AZ, GA, FL, AR, NC, AL, CT, TX, WI, VA, MD, TN, OH, OK, UT, ID, KS, MN, MI, and NV Starts at $15 (I kno, I kno❤️‍🩹)…BUT it’s overtime⭐️ AND u can apply for other positions⭐️⭐️ after 90 days🙏🏽🫶🏽🙏🏽closes Sept 30th wsgc.applicantstack.com/x/detail/a2q...
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Customer Service Representative - Williams-Sonoma Inc. Customer Care Centers
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buckle up cause you definitely on the way here:
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Asgard Rainbow Bridge Journey
ALT: Asgard Rainbow Bridge Journey
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I really have no desire to sail on one of these mega ships. Mid size me please!
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A JAM
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact Princess Cruises still has The Love Boat theme as their horn makes me so happy.
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me: *texting my bff about a potential trip* My BFF: lets go! *packs bag and sits on curb* My folks always ret ta go! 🤣🤣🤣
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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did I make my drink in my owala cup?
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Sure Did Yep
ALT: Sure Did Yep
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