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Stinking Malzeno

@reekingdragon.bsky.social
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24 He/Him a guy with some pretty gross interests 18+ ONLY There will be diapers, brain draining, and hypno. Normally combined in one way or another. Banner from the amazing @nikothe2.bsky.social At work more often than not 😭

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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmm~ I believe that their diapers would end up coating in gold by the time it’s time for a change~ leading their packed pamps to sell for quite the high price~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guuhhhhhh~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let’s be real this dragon should be coated in latex 24/7… maybe it’ll finally contain his stink.
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmmm… I’m sure you may have known already this dragon thinks~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mmm~ probably solid. Although liquid certainly has its spot in the dragons brain…
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TMI Tuesday ask this dragon anything
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yoo gottah play date wit da draggy king!?! I bets his snouts was da huffiest an’ his tinky hatchypants were da tinkiest too! ‘M reeeally full of uhhh… envy? I tink das da right word!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something tells me the hero isn’t going to be doing much more than mucking their pants after getting ‘helped’ by the Dragon King
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This dragon got put on new meds and while they seem to be dealing with some of his problems they kinda seem to be killing his huffy moods…
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perhaps it’s no surprise that the Abra would be so stubborn about not potty training~ he was always so steadfast in his decisions, and he’s just choosing the one that makes him and his best friend and playmate happy! That’s all that should really matter to them after all~ being happy little stinkers
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sure he reeks, is dumber than a hatchling and spends most of the day in a bouncer, snout first in his pail pamps, or humping a giant plushy. But that blissful innocent smile is something they would do anything to protect.
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ the bolds making sure to now confirm with their lord whenever they see him without a do not change badge on~ Of course the answer is normally no, it normally falling off during one of his lair shaking humping sessions, the bolds happily sticking it back on~ watching their much happier lord.
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why wouldn’t I be? It’s a concept I’ve introduced hundreds of times, and everyone just… picks it up eventually.
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ that would be the ideal playmate for a diaper dragon~ especially if they have an interest in diaper brand histories, the evolution of cultures, and of course pampmancy and it’s other related schools of magic. Most diaper dragons have near encyclopedic knowledge in those fields~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ohhh~ then they must be trying to teach you something reaaally special! I’m sure you’ll pick up on it and that dummy time out and privilege loss will finally be over!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ that’s why you just enchant the pail to be spell nullifying… solves the problem of having to deal with any potential resistances~ a couple hours in there and you’ll have undeniable results~ I’m sure you’ll be responsible with such trade secrets~~~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dragons! *BLOOOOOOOORRRRCHHHH* Love stinking their diapers! Sitting in it for days an stinking up more! I think I’ve been in this one for like… a week? Yeah it sounds dummy and stinky… but you know dragons *fffrrttttttt* are stinky and dummy! So it’s normal for us!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe~ I’m sure it’ll come to you naturally after long enough~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s the spirit bro! Everyone is going to be looking at you and be soooo jealous. I mean a hot dragon in that hatchling fit? You’re going to be killing it out there!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nuh uh! Made super good friends with a draggy! Dats why he’s joining da kobold warren! Da draggy wanted him tuh join!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ my mage bolds are smart enough to deal with that~ mostly with those intake hoses for the hazmat suits~ pretty easy to force them to either endure it or take it off when their air supply has been ‘poisoned’ with a couple pail pamps~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s the job of being a good big stinky diaper dragon! Making all da other dragons understand how much fun it is being one~ uhhh the bolds should have it set up in the living area! We gonna have tons of snacks and fun and stinkies and stickies!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it’s much easier when you push and don’t think about it. Something just… clicks~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hrrrmmpphh… Fine… Guess yoos awe uh smarty draggy- *frrrrtt* Buh ‘m glads dat dey cweared up dat dah draggylords awe uh poopoo pants hatchy dumdums! *pppppfffttt* An dat yoo wike aww oddah draggies awe uh tinky pottypants! Bets yoo gotsa gets wike… 6 changies uh day!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now da bolds wanna help me relax so dey always keep one of dere poopypants in muh snout an it makes me feew aww funny and huffy! Den dey let me make humpies wit da oddah full draggy pants… *HUUUUUUUUFFFFFFF* Uuuuhhhhs Dey saids to ask yoo how yoos gift is?
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So… fur the last… uhhhh… Dey say 3 weeks? Dis draggy gots tuh go on pail tours an play dates wit all dah other stinky good draggies! Had really really good playtime an made huffies, an humpies, an stickies wit uh buuuuunch of oddah tinky draggies! I gots tuh bring home pail pamps too!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hiii! I gotsa tells yoo aww abouts da vay-cay-shon? Dats muh supah smarty bolds gaves me! Dey tooks me pail diving! In dere super tinky and poopy diapee filled pail! Its was super fun! Den dey says ‘m sucha good dummy draggy dat if I put muh Hatchypants on den dey woulds let me go tuh other lairs!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In just a year everything has just devolved into pure rancid and reeking hedonistic pleasure for those affected~ it’s beautiful to watch… especially when the only obvious choice is to join in. After all you’ve gotta get worse somehow~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fun Dragon Fact: Intelligence should be your dump stat at all times. What are you waiting for? Push.
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Real dragons have *pppppftttt* Determined dat yoo are *Frrrrrrrttttt* Uh dummy kobold a liar Stinkyhead! *BLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRTTTTTCCCHHHH*
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gooooosh! You must be one of the smartest dragons I’ve ever had the pleasure of running into! Those Pampers are simply packed to the brim and stink up the whole lair~ What’s your secret my wise draconic friend?
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sure your kobold brain doesn’t comprehend such things though~ so why don’t you just not worry about it for now~ here why don’t I just… take that menu away from you… permanently~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah it’s pretty simple honestly~ Not counting that such gear wouldn’t stop the respec, Level 100 dual classed diaper dumpers/huffers naturally lose stats as they level up~ meaning it won’t really save anyone from their fate. After all this dragon just did a class change for you~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They can have as much faith as they want but when he’s sleeping and stinking though their regimen and having his mushy pants praised my his packed puppypants partner it seems like everything they say is going through one ear… and right into his diapers the next.
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well I’d argue quite few are holding their breath for the wrong reason~ especially when pretty much all faith is lost when that ‘aura’ starts coming from the Abra’s pants too after his most recent nap time~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s simply terrible how Dracofire seem to be more recognized by their infantile display and outfit in online communities now~ not that I can blame them the super hatchy was quite adorable in his public display~ He really stole the show blasting all that ‘fire’ into his pants~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ I’m sure they’ll let you off the hook after you start shoving your snouts into their rears whenever they squat~ That’s what my bolds taught me to do!
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Smarties… go poopy? *Tail flagging as soon as the idea hits the head~ it’s not long before all those draconic ‘smarties’ end up bulking up the dragons already rather full pamps with a massive wave of draconic muck announced with a BLOOOOORRRTTTCHHH!* Heheh… Draggy made ‘tinkies…
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ it was rather hard to avoid such questions when the headlines were less than kind to the two superheroes when they lost to such a small villain~ At least Dracofire as the more famous of the two ended up getting more of the media’s attention afterwards…
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ it doesn’t hurt to occasionally add a family member. It’s a kindness to give friends you already consider family the long and comfortable life they deserve~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*The rancid smell instantly invades my snout, filling my lungs and brain… my form shrinking as I push my snout deeper…* *Huuuuufffff* Guuuuuhhhhh Diapee Draggys do love huffin’ kobold poopypants… an yoo gots really really POOPY and STINKY poopypants…..
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh~ maybe they took a biiiit more than just a regular time out~ oh well~ I’m sure it’s just for a couple years or so until you learn whatever lesson they’re trying to teach~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ sadly most diaper dragons aren’t that proficient with either the transmutation magic for self cleaning or at conjuring the hundreds of mage hands needed to deal with their diasterpamps~ as such kobolds or a very kind friend must take the totally real burden~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worse case scenario the hero gets caught up and loses~ dragged back to the villains lair for an extended stay that week. He’ll just make up a story of busting out heroically and all that later~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The bolds just happily help tend to whatever their lord needs~ at first they may have found their lord soiling himself a bit of an odd change, but clearly he’s happier and that’s all the kobolds would ever want for him~ even if he slowly becoming their dim hatchling lord~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm~ They sure do~ heck I’m sure that you guys could probably recruit other diaper dragons if they dare attempt to do anything~ Your master is verrry lucky to have you guys~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course he does~ how could he not get all blushy seeing his fellow heroes blorting out their brains and very loudly announcing how massive their poofy poopy pants are~ Hopefully nobody notices him tenting in his rather tight hero suit~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mmm~ such loyal and good kobolds you are~ as a fellow diaper dragon I’m moved by how well you’ve all adjusted to your master’s will and been carrying out his mission just wonderfully~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean the villain is a rather minor one at best. It’s not like he’s raising any city destroying plans whenever he causes a couple people to be hypnotized. After all he’s probably just testing out his new toys before they’ll get used on the hero properly~
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Stinking Malzeno @reekingdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mmm~ that’s fair I suppose~ all you bolds are working towards the same goal after all. It’s just I think your master would love to see his bolds trying their best to get as many new members as possible~
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