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HRH The Reedy Boy

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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fairford latest: Five white-van guys suspected of the illegal possession of petrol.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danny Tommo faces 6 months on remand. His followers are shocked as they didn't know being a twat was illegal.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Super Stupidity has its day.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I see a world where SUPER INTELLIGENCE is everywhere!" "But, Sir, those are just normal people." (To a molehill, everything is a mountain.)
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
British pirates aren't what they used to be.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine being too stupid to learn a country's name before sitting down with its prime minister.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At least he didn't bang his shoe on the lectern.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel sorry for the Devil having to spend the rest of eternity with Trump.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Right is obsessed with defending what we (they) have, the Left with having something worth defending.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aren't you supposed to WIN something before you erect a triumphal arch?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lies are Truth. But what else would you expect in a country where gas is liquid?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if the EU formed an alliance with the whole British Commonwealth?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time one of those tech bros appears on TV, I'm reminded of David Bowie's "The Man Who Sold The World".
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MinimumWageMan @minimumwageman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can not argue with this.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Before Mitch McConnell returned, I thought that Lazarus story from the Bible was bollocks. Now I'm a believer.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the people of Piddington are so keen to leave the UK, why are their doorways festooned with Union Jack flags?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Feeling oppressed, white boy? Wear you balaclava with pride in the Principality of Piddington!
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Would it really be worse if an AI were president of the United States?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Trump-inflicted turmoil in the Middle East can be seen as a war between Big Oil and renewable energy. The silver lining is that renewables are winning.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inheritance is the last word in unearned income. It's literally pennies from Heaven. Tax the hell out of it. At least investment income entails some risk. The only risk to inheritance is being born poor. If you didn't earn it, it ain't yours.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine the yuck factor when AI becomes self aware and realises its creator god streams porn in the bathroom.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's too late, isn't it?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What use are "wealth producers" to humanity if they simply hoard their wealth?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't eat the rich. Just stop feeding them.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ukraine calls on Trump to stop taking Putin's side.
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Trump calls on Ukraine to stop striking Russian oil refineries
US president says the attacks and not his war in Iran are responsible for diesel hitting record highs
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Orange Satan is 80. Why would he care if AI led to human extinction?
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Donald Trump rejects calls from tech bosses for AI slowdown
President denounces demands for regulation as existential fears over technology move to the centre of US politics
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We used to worry about super-intelligent alien entities from outer space wiping out our civilisation. They didn't come so we invented our own.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So is Reform UK now a fully owned subsidiary of the crypto industry?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Takes time during the service to remember those big strong guys in fireman outfits. What a guy!
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
$6 a gallon. The diesel in your tank is worth more under Trump! 🎉
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump to dignify the 25th anniversary of 9/11 by boasting about himself and calling his opponents nasty names. Thankfully he'll be nowhere near Ground Zero. As usual.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump wasn't there in 2001 and he won't be there today. Because he wasn't allowed to make it all about him.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If the government doubled whatever every citizen owned, no one would be a cent richer. The dollar would just be worth half as much as it was before.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How can Trump make a "campaign pledge" when he's not even standing for election?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Five thousand dollars of WHAT? Because it sure a hell ain't cash.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is that $5,000 a bribe or is it compensation?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If there's no smoke without fire, Farage is toast.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
National Air Traffic Shitshow
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wish he would be helped away by two mental health care workers, big strong guys, in a strait jacket.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The worst thing is not that he lied about being in the World Trade Center that day but that he probably believes it is true.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is anyone going to stop the AfD already or are going to wait till they invade Poland?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, Mr Trump, can you show me the billions of dollars in the government's coffers? If not, how do you account for its not being there?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two things I've learned this morning from Sky News: "Riot" is pronounced "protest" "Fascist" is pronounced "far right" Thank you @skynewsrss.bsky.social !
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine being so worthless and downtrodden that you look up to Trump.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nigel is making his victim statement.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can anyone recommend a good champagne and oyster bar in Clacton?
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate to ask but are friends electric? Only mine's broken down and now I've no one to love.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
WD40 should do the trick.
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
UK electricity going up by 1% and gas by 8%. So why are BBC and Sky reporting that "energy is going up by 4%"? To whom? No one, that's who!
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HRH The Reedy Boy @reedyboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just like the Gulf of Mexico then?
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