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Bryan

@reeb99.bsky.social
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Just a dude in SE Kansas that despises trump and maga with every fiber of my being. Purge them all. NO BOTS, NO AI BAN LED HEADLIGHTS UNTIL THEY STOP BLINDING EVERYONE!

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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Since we are renaming things... The American Cockroach ➡️ The Trump
Photo of the great big flying cockroach that's hard as hell to get rid of.
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
B+ on my first try. I'll just say I very much disagree with Kilgore being a reach at 109, Iheanachor being a reach at 29, or Stribling being a reach at 148 🤷‍♂️ Experimenting with R Mason Thomas as my Leo Chenal replacement is a little risky though. 😂
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The SPC Friday outlook looks interesting. Bullseye right over my area. I'm so not ready for tornado season... I added the SPC's forecast text in the image alt text.
Friday/Day 4 and Saturday/Day 5...
   A strong upper-level system is forecast to eject northeastward into the central High Plains on Friday, as an associated 60 to 80 knot mid-level jet translates northeastward ahead of the trough. At the surface, a moist and unstable airmass will likely be in place from  central and east Texas northward into the lower Missouri Valley.
   Warming surface temperatures and increasing low-level convergence will support scattered convective initiation to the west of the moist axis. Storms are expected to grow upscale in the mid to late afternoon, moving eastward toward an axis of strong low-level flow. Moderate instability, strong deep-layer shear and steep lapse rates will be favorable for supercells. Supercells should be capable of  producing tornadoes, large hail and severe wind gusts. The greatest potential is forecast from near the Red River in north Texas north-northeastward across eastern Oklahoma into eastern Kansas and northwestern Missouri, where a 30 percent contour has been added. A severe threat is also forecast northeastward into parts of the mid to upper Mississippi Valley, where strong deep-layer shear and sufficient low-level moisture will be in place for a severe threat.
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Maybe Alien Earth is real?
Image of the "prodigy" whiz kid trillionaire from the show Alien Earth
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If that were to actually happen, it would be bound to get John Brown'd.
Tragic Prelude, one of the murals painted on the inside walls of the Kansas Statehouse. Depicts abolitionist John Brown, tornadoes, and fires.
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It's a hot mother out there. Only 90 until you factor in the humidity, then 107 heat index...
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Elijhah Badger and Rashee Rice are somewhat similar. One slightly more explosive and the other with a higher top gear.
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
Helium meme. He is the chemical symbol for helium.

He is everywhere, in the heavens and the earth

He makes the stars shine, yet He cannot be seen

He is noble, abundant, and fills the universe

He can lift you into the sky and gently bring you down

He can take many forms

He can help heal, He can help kill

He can help create, and He can help destroy

Praise me unto He, Helium.
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Chenal is was pretty good spying Lamar Jackson in week 1 as well. He's actually more athletic than Bolton. I don't know if you like RAS, but Chenal had a 9.99 for linebacker comparisons.
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Bryan @reeb99.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Saw somebody else say DOGE = Department Of Giant Explosions
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