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The one and only women’s, trans persons’, and nonbinary persons’ fake programming newsletter. Our book, How To Win At Typechecking, will never be released.

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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 15/09/2026
QUIZ: Should AI development slow down or do those IPO and CAPEX numbers look bleak?
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 24/06/2026
Coworker Twists Knife by Saying ‘It’s Okay’ Instead of ‘You Have Nothing to Apologize For’
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 18/06/2026
Man Just Needs to Make a Few Thousand More Nitpicks to Confirm Your 3 Line PR
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 21/05/2026
How To Keep Your Code Base Warning Free By Never Compiling Anything
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 16/05/2026
Rust Celebrates 11th Birthday by OOMing Due To A Memory Leak
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 01/05/2026
Engineer Receives More Stock Options With A 4 Year Vesting Period And 1 Year Cliff After Earning Company $10 Million Dollars In A Single Quarter
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 01/01/2026
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, PDP-11s In Your Studio Apartment Homelab
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 20/09/2025
REPORT: Ruby Bundler Spotted With Ominous Vultures Circling Overhead
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 09/09/2025
Aww! All This Woman’s Favorite Libraries and Communities Are Toxic
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 30/08/2025
I LIVED IT: The Q3 OKRs That Were Far Away Are Now
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 22/08/2025
This Woman’s Code Is So Good Her Rubber Duck Debugging Session Is Mostly Just Edge Case Stuff
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 18/08/2025
‘I'm Okay With Either Approach, You Pick,’ Says Coworker Engaging in Psychological Warfare
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 21/07/2025
DUDE CORNER: Hey, Do You Know How To Do This Thing, That’s Clearly In The Docs, But I Haven’t Even Bothered to Look For Yet?
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 11/07/2025
Aw! Boss Just Calling to Check in Because They Woke up in the Middle of the Night and Thought Prod Was Down
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 05/07/2025
Woman Eyes Current Job Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Jobs Were Awful
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 03/07/2025
Fun! This Xbox CEO Would Be a Personality Layoff
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 27/06/2025
Woman Unfamiliar With Tests Passing With No Flakes Throws Computer Out of Habit
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 24/06/2025
Woah! This Woman’s Chars Are So Long They’re Actually Just Strings
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 22/06/2025
This AI Tech Will Destabilize The Entire Economic Order And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Capitalism vs. No It Won’t
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 17/06/2025
Looks Like GCP Couldn’t Handle It
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 17/06/2025
QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Deploy or Can Everyone Tell You’re Using Kubernetes for the First Time?
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 12/06/2025
Mindfulness? This Program Is Trying Not to Panic on a Null Value
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 11/06/2025
Brave! UDP Packet Leaving Computer Knows There’s an 80% Chance It Doesn’t Make It To Destination
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 07/06/2025
Woman Rewarded for Time Spent Doing Glue Work With More Time Doing Glue Work
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 02/06/2025
Man in Desperate Need of Rubber Duck Who Can Slap Him
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 29/05/2025
How to Post a PR and Get Through a Code Review Without Apologizing the Whole Time
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 26/05/2025
Man Aims to Get Rust Job in Next Couple of Years “Hasn’t happened for me yet but maybe one day there will be one that isn’t a Crypto scam”
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 24/05/2025
Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest in LLMs Like It’s Hentai
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 22/05/2025
Woman Silences Fictional Imposter Syndrome With Real-Life Embarrassing Failure
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 14/05/2025
Goals! Man’s Hacky Script Not Appropriate for Any Occasion
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 12/05/2025
Lack of Space on Laptop Not Deterring Developer From Taking Free Stickers at A Conference
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 09/05/2025
Pope Leo Declares AWS Chicago Local Zone to Be us-central-1, Excommunicates us-east-1
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 07/05/2025
QUIZ: Will Silencing That Production Outage Page Make You Feel Better or Make Everything 1000% Worse?
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 03/05/2025
Man Entering Quarterly Planning Meeting Loses Capacity to Plan More Than Two Days Ahead
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 03/05/2025
Slow Living? Woman Still Discovering JS Framework That Came Out in 2014
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 02/05/2025
Bootlicker? This Woman Showed Up to Standup With Her Camera On
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 01/05/2025
How to Make Your Programming Socks Fit Like They Fit Women by Transitioning
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 01/05/2025
How to Make Your Programming Socks Fit Like They Fit Women by Transitioning
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 30/04/2025
How to Stop Saying ‘Jesus Fucking Christ’ Out Loud When Meeting Your Company’s Investors
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 28/04/2025
‘Comparison Is the Thief of Joy,’ Says Woman Who Apparently Has Never Compared Herself to a Huge Loser Like Elon Musk
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 28/04/2025
REPORT: Pod Stuck in CrashLoopBackOff, The “Replacing Your Duvet Cover” of k8s
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 27/04/2025
Spring Cleaning! Issues Dutifully Moved From Backlog to Planned for Q4
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 26/04/2025
Time-saving Hack! This Woman Took the Code From Her Abandoned Side Project and Reassembled Some of It Into a Second, Smaller Side Project
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 25/04/2025
5 Mechanical Keyboards That Say, ‘I Canceled Therapy to Pay for This’
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 25/04/2025
5 Mechanical Keyboards That Say, ‘I Canceled Therapy to Pay for This’
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 24/04/2025
Brave! Team Lead Confidently Makes Decision Once It’s Clear There Are No Other Alternatives
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 23/04/2025
Conflicted? Windows Hates Writing to Disk but Loves Reading from Disk
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 21/04/2025
Woman Spends Entirety of 30s Zoning Out Between Builds
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 18/04/2025
SRE Partner Reluctantly Accepts Role of Running The Polycule’s Infrastructure
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ReductRs @reduct.rs · 17/04/2025
I LIVED IT: I Showed Friends My Favorite Programming Language and They Pointed Out All the Ways It’s Problematic
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