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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very rare politics post, please forgive me. Initially I saw this as good for Polanski, but having dug further into the data it's quite worrying. Despite a 🟢+22%, overall vote share has barely shifted. Gains seemingly come from an independent candidate who is no longer standing, rather than Labour.
Chart showing the results of the 2024 Holborn & St. Pancras general election results. Note that the second-highest vote share was for an independent candidate.Chart showing the results of the 2026 Holborn & St. Pancras general election results. Note that the independent candidate who previously came second is not running.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That scene from Blade Runner where Roy Batty laments that he's seen things nobody would believe, with a speech bubble haphazardly drawn onto it to make it look like he's saying the quoted post
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should add a content update to Rogue Trader so that whenever you ask Marazhai about Vect he recites the entire Torturer's Tale and you can't skip the voiceover. (Artist credit to the lovely @jetblackraider.itch.io!)
Everyone's favourite Sister of Battle Gillith making the classic blunder of asking her emotional support bastard Asdrubael Vect about his backstory
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Okay for real though my brother just shared this photo he got of the eclipse last night and it's bloody gorgeous
The 2026 UK eclipse, as viewed from Newcastle upon Tyne, behind what can only be described as clouds of pure aura
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"We can't possibly do that. Who'd clear up the mess?"
Mr. Flibble from Red Dwarf, from that episode in Red Dwarf about Mr. Flibble.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Predictions now open!
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Morathi from Warhammer. I'd normally type a snarky caption here but every keypress is closer to just typing 'mommy' over and over again until the character limit
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The sharing process is a little different on Xbox:
An astonishingly low-effort photoshop of the dudes from the PS4 guide on how to share a game, wherein they've been shittily pasted into a screenshot of someone getting curbstomped in Gears of War so that the sharing is done via boot. To be honest it would probably be funnier if I'd put the Xbox logo on the stomper and the Playstation logo on the stompee but honestly it's not really that funny in the first place and then it wouldn't make sense as a reference to Gary's post. Anyway, I am lazy and I really REALLY hope E-Day is as good as I'm daring to hope it might be.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Current mood:
That one scene from the Simpsons where Mr. Burns announces his plan to block the sun. And at the time it was considered cartoonishly evil but in hindsight he was absolutely right because it's TOO FUCKING HOT
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Same energy for Myr'mir!
That one scene from the Simpsons where the archon of Australia is sitting in a tire floating on a lake. He is drinking a tinny of Fosters' beer (because of course he is) and cheerily greeting his kabalites
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Post a meme made by you
That one meme of all the sperm cells finding out they're not where they're strictly supposed to be, except they're from some sort of monster in WHFB and they're in everyone's favourite phoenix queen
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
That one prompt from New Vegas about taking a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen, except it's monster ultra. I'm hoping with enough caffeine I might finally wake up from this endless fucking nightmare
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Post an image you saved because it makes you laugh
Someone's roommate found out you could order a Toblerone chocolate bar with custom packaging and so ordered a Tbblobnoern
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is how I access Bluesky:
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Kraliçe the cat with a fleur-de-lys haphazardly photoshopped onto her cheek
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
(Your willingness may vary)
That one Artel W miniature of the drukhari raidmaster and slaves but it's the one with the smug yet suspiciously Heinrix-like slave
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Made me think of this!
That one scene from Hot Fuzz where Timothy Dalton stands in front of a picture of himself with an identical shit-eating grin
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Reminds me of a playthrough I did a few years back where I got vamp'd and discovered I'd accidentally created someone with extreme Dark Lord energy:
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
That one four-panel comic where Tigger screams at Winnie the Pooh about how he's not eating honey and it's his father's ashes or some such nonsense, except that he's eating existence and it's a metaphysical horror or something I don't know I didn't make the bloody thing
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Dracon Marazhai Aezyrrhaesh from the Rogue Trader video game shouting the word Broodmale to general merriment
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not Tumblr but:
A tweet from the handle @prince_nokia:

"the one time i ever went to diceys i ordered a desperados and asked for a lime slice with it and the barman gestured to a pint glass full of lime slices but i was so drunk that i poured my bottle into the pint glass and started sipping away and then the barman shouted 'my limes!'"
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It's actually canonising a VERY old meme!
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
(Slightly brightened version:)
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Quick and dirty recolour of the new Malys model to see how she'd look with proper drukhari skin. I'm still not completely sure about the face, but I think it works quite a bit nicer than the original, overly-heathy skin tone.
The new miniature of Lady Aurelia Malys. Her skin is some combination of alabaster, ivory or marble and very definitely not corpselike
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
With the caveat that by the time I finish laughing I resemble the person in the photo
I think therefore I am, but I do not write and therefore am a writer
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A screenshot of Jeopardy with the prompt 'this video game character is blue, collects rings and goes fast'. The contestant's answer is 'who is Dankey Kang' and while it's an old and clumsy shop that probably predates half the people on this platform, it still gives me a giggle whenever I see it.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Getting ready for my verification session
YES KEIR, AS A MATTER OF FACT MY HUMOURS ARE OUT OF FUCKING BALANCE
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
And to think I once saw him as a villain. Bring your sun blocker over here this summer, Burns, I recant everything
That one episode of the simpsons where Mr. Burns decides to block out the sun witha  big metal thing that casts a shadow over the whole town. And you know what, he was right, it's TOO FUCKING HOT
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
A still image from a cartoon (I think probably Sailor Moon but honestly I have no idea). A woman is slumped over on her bed looking absolutely done with it to the subtitle 'existing is exhausting'.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Is this the one?
A brightly-coloured bird with the text 'ask me for a magic cake', red palette, the number 14 in the lower right
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
That one scene from Metal Gear Solid 2 wherein the colonel breaks the fourth wall by telling Raiden to shut off the game console.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
...I'm going to have to release the bloody sequel soon, aren't I?
'A Hundred Days of Absolution', the first Thing For Adults I ever shared publicly, is currently at 299 kudos on Ao3 and coming up on its sixth anniversary. I'm continuously amazed and humbled by the reception to my garbage; seriously, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. All of you.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only).
Timothy Dalton smiling malevolently in front of a picture of Timothy Dalton smiling malevolently. Yes I'm aware he was actually James Bond but A) it's a cultural outrage he only got the two films and B) I mean literally Timothy Dalton as Simon Skinner, as James Bond
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Having finally had a chance to catch up:
The meme with two blokes in the desert drinking from a pipe. The big chap guzzling all the water is labelled 'poor starving marines' on account of the fact that they're a famously undersupported faction. The starving chap having to settle for drips is labelled 'greedy xenos players' and should put on a suit and say thank you.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The trueborn daughter of the character in the original meme, reading the comment that ugly trueborns can also be run away from with a look of betrayal on her face
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
And there we have it. For those who've ever wondered; I'm pleased to confirm that it's possible to complete the entirety of Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, including Void Shadows, without ever levelling anyone up... on DARING difficulty. And at this point I'm pretty sure Marazhai could solo it!
A photo of the final boss of Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader, wherein everyone's favourite torture-boy dickhead Marazhai Aezyrraesh casually murders a literal star god.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Who's your favourite Primarch? Wrong answers only.
A photo of the Prime Minister of Australia from the Simpsons Episode 'Bart vs Australia'. He is being held by a gentleman named Andy floating on a tire on a lake.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
And as a loose follow-up to the previous post; yes, you can defeat the Edge of Daybreak without ever levelling anyone up... on DARING difficulty. And weirdly enough, it was easier than when I tried it on Normal.
A screenshot of Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, in which everyone's favourite elven dickhead takes quite a lot of drugs and absolutely BODIES a Lord of Change at the urging of his deranged mon'keigh girlfriend.

(For real though I am *incredibly* fucking proud of this one. Marazhai has single-handed saved the run a dozen times over at this point and comes in clutch every single time I think we've hit a progression killer. I've done a no-levelling run before on Normal and barely scraped through, and was convinced this fight was going to kill the run now that I'm on Daring. Instead, it was actually easier than last time and we took him down on the third turn, without so much as a single casualty. I've had actual proper levelled playthroughs go worse than this.)
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Excuse me mister Word Bearer but this is meant to be a very serious fight and your ridiculous choice of death pose is making Ulfar cry
A screenshot from the videogame Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, in which a Word Bearer enemy quite literally loses his head and starts dancing about like an idiot in an attempt to undermine the Very Serious Wolf Business that's going on just offscreen
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A scene from Tintin in which Captain Haddock complains that it's been a tough week, while Tintin reminds him that it's only Wednesday. Which is especially apt given that as as a millennial I'm wondering if I was born toward the turn of the first millenium thanks to how many one-in-a-lifetime fucking crises I've already lived through
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
While Discord is down
Marge Simpson sitting at a breakfast table by herself with nothing to occupy her time, trying to resist the temptation to drink a glass of wine
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When the recipe says 'season to taste'
The 'how to draw an owl' meme. Like for FUCK's sake, seasonings make or break the dish, share your bloody secrets with me instead of telling me how your grandma made these hearty tasty delicious easy to make classic-style tendies every morning
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
You missed one.
Meet Martin Sandwich.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
BEHOLD A DECONSTRUCTION OF VILLAINY:
A panel from a Spiderman comic. Spiderman is speaking to an antagonist who has the ability to alter and interfere with DNA, and questioning why the antagonist is using it to turn people into Dinosaurs rather than something positive like curing serious illness like cancer. The villain responds that he just likes the idea of turning people into dinosaurs and honestly you kind of have to stan that.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hear me out
The character Yremeryss from Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader, with a pair of wedding rings very poorly added to her portrait
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Another common Sega W, decades ahead of the competition once again
A Sega Mega Drive II console, with the 32X accessory plugged into it, with the Sonic and Knuckles cartridge plugged into that, with the Sonic 3 cartridge plugged into THAT. Yes, this was peak technology in 1994.
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Ash Ketchum pretending he isn't devastated that Brock has taken his spot on the Duolingo leaderboard
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Red @redstarrocket91.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Mark Antony and Cleopatra, as portrayed in the HBO Rome tv series. Antony is wearing the absolutely smuggest prick expression imaginable as Cleopatra plays with a bow and arrow
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