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K. L. Ryan

@redrock963.bsky.social
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Podcaster at rpgamer.com and master of all things feline, JRPG, and Power Metal. Non-binary/Trans-Masc. Nazis and TERFs fuck off. Gaze at my painted minis. www.coolminiornot.com/artist/redroc…

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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 4h
Post wrestling match. Vivi is left, Franky is right.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let's not forget this masterpiece.
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Dying
ALT: Dying
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is a good price for a good game.
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RPGamer @rpgamer.com · 08/10/2026
RPGamer is pleased to be sponsoring our very first speedrunning charity marathon! Not familiar with speedrunning? Tune in tomorrow and find out more about how it works ;)
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fleas are an acceptable genocide. I take pleasure in every single Devil Vampire Sesame Seed I crush, drown, or poison. Fuck fleas for making my poor cats itchy.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Update: I figured out that I can smack the comb over the hole in the Tupperware container with the soapy water to shake the fleas out of the comb and into the soap soup. So now, it truly is a flea dunk tank.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ever sense I learned that soapy water is an easy way to kill them, my new favorite hobby is waterboarding fleas with the comb when I groom my cats. When the "dunk tank" looks like Boba tea, I know I've done a good job.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching Forgotten Island hit in the feels, because SO MANY of my friends were convinced that I was the Jo of the friendship (the eternal slacker who held people down) when I was actually the Risa (the overachieving nerd), but no one saw that because I "Listened to that Devil Def Leppard music".
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can say with a straight face that I liked Bubsy before it was cool. I say this, because I'm miffed that the prices of his games that NO ONE WANTED 2 YEARS AGO have shot up because of his recent popularity. *grumbling that Bubsy 3D is like $25 CiB now*
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's like someone is reaching directly into my brain and making me the sort-em-ups I crave.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My town had one of these and it had the best fucking lasagna ever. And I loved going there because of the candy shop and getting a dollar's worth of butterscotch candy sticks.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lot better than the constant hissing when they don't get along. It helps that these two are some of the chillest cats I've ever adopted. Vivi (tabby) lovebombs strangers. We had to lock her out of the bathroom when the plumber installed our new toilet because she wouldn't leave him alone. Haha
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've never had non-littermates be this close. I wanna say they are 6 months apart in age.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile, look at these two. Adorable.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Franky isn't always so photogenic.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our brains aren't even worthy enough to be a Sega Saturn? Noooooooo!!!! I suppose two Gamecubes duct taped together is a bridge too far.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My dream job is the torturer of scalpers in hell. I'll put them in an endless desert. After about 1000 miles of crawling, they'll come across a pallet of water. Just when they're about to grab it, they get trampled by a bunch of people in shopping carts that take it all. Perfect Punishment.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHY CAN'T I PET THE CAT?! DOWNGRADE FROM ENGAGE! 0/10 ABSOLUTELY UNPLAYABLE!
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, oranges.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok, so maybe it was? I don't know cat politics.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Peace was never an option.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I picked Dietricht for my first campaign in Fortune's weave. Because I Gotta love a long haired pretty boy.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slash covering a Sonic song is two circles in my Venn Diagram of interests that I never thought would cross.
sonic.sony
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME?!
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Woman Crying Ugly Tears
ALT: Woman Crying Ugly Tears
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching the Transformers Movie for the first time in theaters. Go Optimus Prime! You got this!
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fortune's Weave better be the best fucking Fire Emblem game since Awakening. After shipping and taxes it hit close to $100 to get. (this is a complete first world and "Me" problem because I paid for same day delivery to get it tonight so I wouldn't have to leave the house)
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
17) The Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak It was great following a new cast of character in a new area. I just wish SO BAD that the game was paced better, and I hear it's gonna get worse in the sequel. Ugh.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been picking at these Cats of Mont Saint Michel minis between larger projects. Definitely some of the coolest minis I've ever worked on. #minipainting #paintingminiatures #miniatures
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WE'VE GOT A NEW BEAST IN BLACK VIDEO THIS WEEK! IT'S A GOOD FUCKING WEEK! youtu.be/CxcWshagY3c?...
youtu.be
BEAST IN BLACK - Fear The Beast (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm not sure if Metroid Vore fanart has always been a theme, but it sure as fuck will be now.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I always liked this game. It's been a pet peeve of mine when people who have never played it say that it's a bad game just because that's a popular opinion. Now is your chance. Play it and form your own opinion you cowards!
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My favorite thing about raising cats, is that you can say things to them you never could say to children.* "Is your brother being a dickhead? Well go beat his ass!" *you probably can say that to children, but you really shouldn't. Not unless you want a CPS call.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I will get glamor shots later, but I'm really happy how this latest batch of minis came out. 😀
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just wanted people to know about my perfect loaf.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is important news.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is what I think about when I listen to Damn Yankees in 2026. I want a reunion so bad. But HE will be there if it happens.... Are there any Damn Yankees fans that still exist? Because I feel like this scenario is only tragic to me specifically.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*the album proceeds to slap even though all the lyrics are on par with the garbage Kid Rock has put out since 2016* *The tour is a low key MAGA rally. Jack Blades and Tommy Shaw are there for the classics but duck out to drink when the Nuge rants* *I cry about the horror to glam metal I birthed*
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some Genie: "OK, I will grant your wish. You will get a Damn Yankees reunion tour AND a brand new album." Me: "YAY!" Genie: "BUT! The cost is that Ted Nugent will be in charge of everything" Me: "ok. Cant be that bad."
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol! I know! And we may not even do that show next, lol
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU TAKE PICTURES OF CATS IN WUTAI GAME OF THE MILLENNIUM! 100/10! NO NOTES!
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Whelp, guess what I'm doing for the next few months? I'm actually working on a replay of original FF7 now.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
RHPS showings have always been a sanctuary for LGTBQ+ folk who didn't have any other place to meet said identities in smaller towns since the 70s. Lily/CD is a fucking moron who can't see the forest for the trees.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alternatively: Tom Cruise sings my favorite song of all time. This one is just for me. :p
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Local entrepreneur tries to buy a small cable access show. Hilarity ensues.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm torn. I want the same thing. But if they adapt the orgin story, I will hurt myself crying.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He was a personal hero of mine. Helped an entire generation of queer kids explore their gender identities, and was one hell of a voice actor. R.I.P. Tim Curry. You were the best.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I miss when Cartoon Network did weird stuff like this on Sunday nights.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Homer Simpson Says Sorry My Bad
ALT: Homer Simpson Says Sorry My Bad
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was in TV college when that dropped and wanted to scream every time someone used "Good Riddance" in their sappy graduation video.
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K. L. Ryan @redrock963.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Any Sonata "fan" that says they peaked at Reckoning Night is a fucking liar, and I will bury myself on this hill.
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