oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Ex gf sent me a playlist and there are a lot of songs where the guy wants the girl back but it’s too late, the girl is already over him 000
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I keep meeting nice normal women with extremely toxic past relationships 020
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Old Chinese lady showed up to kitesurf today in heavy winds. She made a rookie mistake setting her kite up and we all rolled our eyes. She then went out and absolutely shredded, hit big air after big air, trick after trick. Lmfao you just never know 120
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025God, please help prevent me from using my savings to buy a vacation home on Cape Hatteras 030
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Better to have been wrong and to have changed your opinion than to have never had an opinion in the first place 000
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025My ex is a song that I don’t want to listen to anymore but yet I can’t get her out of my head 020
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025In the olden days, I definitely would’ve been the captain of a ship 010
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 23/12/2024May you be as lucky as me, to be blessed with children that are smarter, more responsible, and better looking than you 040
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024the real divide at work is between those who are trying to keep their jobs and those who are trying to actually accomplish something 020
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I’m shitposting on LinkedIn, getting job offers on Hinge, and using this site for dating 020
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024There is something right and just about a counterbalanced pair of siblings, one with the looks and the other with the talent 010
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024the human brain is still the greatest statistical inference engine we have but even the best models among us are so often really terrible 000
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024decided i need a catch phrase, current leaders are ‘take notes’, ‘ask not’ and ‘no crumbs’ 120
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I’m spending a lot of time on the dating apps recently and I keep running into Lauren who likes sushi and spicy margs and loves to travel 000
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 22/09/2024As the twitter algo gets worse and worse I keep checking in on this site to see if it blew up yet, but sadly no 000
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 20/09/2024Being able to see your own weaknesses is a vastly underrated superpower 000
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 02/07/2023That feeling when I look at this and realize I’m not going to inherit any of that sweet boomer cash 010
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 30/04/2023All the talk about hellthread makes me wish there was a tool for visualizing the finely branched structure of megathreads, for seeing the different ways in which threads evolve over time and networks of users. Phylogenetic trees of conversations. Thread science. 120
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 30/04/2023girl who eats pure Taiwanese chili sauce as if it were a complimentary appetizer 020
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 14/04/2023Muscle memory is an asset for athletics but a liability for intellectual pursuits 110
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 13/04/2023I can’t wait, my daughter and I are going to crush it. She solves the puzzles, I fight 150
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 13/04/2023Guy who is smart and rational yet believes that time travel exists now 010
oatz @redoatz.bsky.social · 13/04/2023Sometimes you need to be optimizing, sometimes you need to be blowing shit up 010
