RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What do you think is the difference between a bear and an otter? Because with getting into better shape, I think I’m transitioning to otter (and still like both). 121
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Why have lunch when you can feed a needy bottom lunch? 190
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Texting with @tastetheglow.bsky.social has me boned up. 2101
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Can someone start a Yelp page for their dick don’t can get reviews? Asking for a friend. 😂 130
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Happy semi Sunday or whatever we are calling it. I need to clean my mirror again. 0112
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 27/12/2025When two guys hit you up for sex and one of them is in a motel next to a Waffle House. 080
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Nothing reminds you to clean your mirror quite like a dick pic. Merry Christmas Eve! 3230
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 20/12/2025The cruise line I was on this week eliminated their steam rooms, so no place to cruise. I’m on my way home now, but I feel like I was boned up the entire trip! 2220
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I’ve been sick for a couple of days. I knew I was feeling better when someone started to wake up last night. 0260
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Talking with a buddy about this boy we are going to spit roast this weekend has me boned up at my desk. Whew! 0211
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I swear if I didn’t work from home, I’d never get laid. BTW, if you’re celebrating Locktober, please let me make your cage bounce! 😈😈😈 190
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 24/08/2025When you’re at a naked pool party, put sunscreen on your legs too even though they will be in the water. Trust me on this one. 070
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 22/08/2025You know, I’m not the most handsome man, but I have the prettiest damn dick. That’s just an objective fact. 3151
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 10/08/2025The bottoms on the apps were flaky today so I took care of myself. 1182
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Life is not so bad when you’ve got a full meal in front of you. 170
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Happy FCF from my fat cock and bush that needs trimming. 2230
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Made a crop top for the Sisters’ body positive dance party Belly on Friday at Chill Bar. 070
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Softie in my hot tub after work. It’s been a long day, and that dick looks as tired as I am. 0140
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I didn’t film at all at NAB, so here’s one I made last week. 0152
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Boys coming to NAB this weekend have me half hard at work today. 0251
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I love having hole for lunch. And no, my camera skills have not improved. 0100
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Things I don’t post on FB because even my mom has limits: “I don’t know why people think it’s odd that all these weirdo wing nuts are calling the Felon daddy. I think it’s appropriate. I’m at an age where lots of guys call me daddy. And just like him, it is usually when I’m fucking them too.” 040
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I was so busy all week that I didn’t even jack off. By yesterday, I was about to explode. It’s a good thing I had this boy ready to come over and take care of me. 0120
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I took a second job teaching at the university. It’s just going to be four months, but it would be really awkward if my students came across this profile, so for now, face photos are removed. 030
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 10/01/2025It’s lunchtime, but I spent it feeding someone else. 1171
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 26/12/2024When your friend books the two of you into a resort that is apparently all straight and you haven’t cum in three days, you have to find a quiet spot to take care of things. 1263
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I’m a pervert, but I draw the line at fucking you in the hotel room where your kids are sleeping. Internalized homophobia is wild, y’all. 220
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I had to go buy some new jeans yesterday and was surprised to see some progress on leg day work when I was in the dressing room. Hey thigh! 0110
RedMenaceLou @redmenacelou.bsky.social · 09/12/2024My camera skills here are bad even by my terrible standards. I need someone to hold the phone. 160
