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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas

@redmagejack.bsky.social
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From Avalar, by way of Ostia The Toast of the Lake Ontario Coast. All Panache. On an RPG Journey via Twitch and Youtube. Unofficial Advocate of Wrestle Universe.

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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Goofy: I'll F***ing Do It Again Meme
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genuinely think I benefit from never having watched Stardom before and have no frame of reference for Roddy and the drama/controversy/Whatever around him. The first time I actually had an opinion of him is when I learned he thought Hayashishta had to lose weight. Completely detached man, that is.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not want Marigold to fail. I don’t. I overall love the roster and want the best for almost everyone associated with the company. I want to make that clear before I say the following: If Marigold goes under, I genuinely think tWin toWers would go hard in TJPW.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh bless the Mysterious Phantom Invader wore is babcia’s babushka to the N-1 finals show.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything in this company makes so much more sense when you assume everyone is neurodivergent except for like…Marufuji. Even then, I see how much the man loves his mechs and his super sentai and it boarders on special interest.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t wait for Daiki Odashima in like 2056 stretching young boys and just demolishing them because that’s Just His Job now
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk if you heard because he said it to the English comm team, but Shane admitted he actually hasn’t even asked Mikey yet. Shane you goddamn golden retriever you will be the death of the White Raven Squad I’m begging you to buy ducks and then put them in a row.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay I finally just hit this part in my watch through and you failed to mention KENTA’s reaction of sheer confusion. Do any of you fuckers talk to each other?
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When’s the last time in NOAH that a tag team or a stable ended amicably? I’m not counting Kongo cause if I remember correctly everyone besides Kenoh’s reaction was “…wait WHAT?”
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m sorry but if this trio doesn’t challenge Damnation TA for the six man titles we’re literally leaving money on the fucking table. I wanna see Illusion and Aja Kong in the ring together, cowards
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like in DDT even the most evil bastards are still lowkey friends with each other and some of the good guys. Tetsuya Endo was in NOAH for like 72 hours and he fucked Manabu Soya out of a belt and within six months he’d already been backstabbed out of the group he joined come the fuck on man.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOAH is just a bunch of emotionally damaged men committing unforced errors and it’s the most compelling wrestling company in the world for me.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aja Kong dancing with O-MENZ wins my nomination for best moment in wrestling 2026. Such a fever dream. #tjpw
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow I took like four days away from Bluesky and my mental health was much better I wonder what message I should take from that. There but for the grace of "this is the only place I have to yap about Wrestle Universe companies" have I not deleted this account yet I swear to god.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally all it took was him fighting and then teaming with Yoshiki and my opinion completely turned it's like magic
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At this point I’m going back and watching all of Kouga’s matches, then watching all of The Thumb’s matches because damn he took more than one loss this year? That’s crazy
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol Lmao I need to learn and accept I’ll never be able to keep up with a RR tournament
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"My hope is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here." Jim Henson (1936-1990) was born on this date.
Jim Henson and the Muppets.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
By the way here’s a disclaimer if you’re addicted, so fault doesn’t come to us ANYWAY THE OVER UNDER IN THE RAMS GAME-
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I met this guy at ESW last weekend, I told him it was always cool to see someone new debut. I don’t know why he was upset about it
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remembering the late great JIM HENSON — born 90yrs ago today. WILKINS COFFEE (1957-69) #WilkinsAndWontkins
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally this poster is up in my office partially to remind myself how far NOAHs come in ten years and to never take good times for granted EVER
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally every day I’m like “man NOAH is in such a good state I don’t know how it could get better” and every day I’m proven a fool.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Genuinely never thought Kouga could be such a gift I’m so glad I payed zero attention to him during his excursion. I’m vibrating for when I get to him and the Chairman
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The idea of BUSHI going “you’re not special HAYATA, NOW I have a stablemate who wallowed in New Japans roster for years TOO!”
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danvargue.bsky.social @danvargue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
109 years ago, on September 23, 1917, Rodolfo Guzmán Huerta, better known by his ring name El Santo, was born. To this day, Santo remains the most beloved wrestler of all time. The man had more in common with Batman than Stone Cold and is still a cultural icon 42 years after his death.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD?” Kenoh yells at Kouga, the whole time demanding he kick harder so he can remember what it feels like.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playing horribly long catchup on NOAH. Man Kenoh really never got over Nakajima did he?
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DigitalHazard @digitalhazard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sam Houston looking real rough these days
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
People finding out about DDT is always a good time lol 🤼 HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: Weird Wrestling - www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnHr...
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post something stupid from your phone
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I met Doc Gallows at a local show Saturday. I congratulated him for taking maybe the oldest frankensteiner I’d ever seen. He laughed and responded “he insisted we do it, and I wasn’t going to say no.”
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please do not skip the quarter and semi finals, especially the A and B half
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s okay, I blinked and missed literally All of the dream Star league.
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know why Yano is acting this way but I’m all for it
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want my $42 dollars back.
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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I had to do it to 'em 🤼‍♂️
Draft Kings is a blight on society in the Kirby font
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I love meeeeeaaaat”
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Austin Powers: Goldmember - I Love Gold!
ALT: Austin Powers: Goldmember - I Love Gold!
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Teeje @theteejeabides.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pro wrestling is one of the gayest, most exceptional forms of physical theater/athleticism you'll ever see, and I love every bit of it❤️🤼‍♂️ And just to be clear, fuck WWE and their circle of collaborators. That lot isn't wrestling, and their "sports entertainment" is bottom of the barrel baby shit.
WRESTLING IS GAY, MAKE IT GAYER
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Spencer Koelle @spencerkoelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"When you're writing Batman, you have to ask yourself, does this character have the time to comfort a crying child? If not, what you've written is the Punisher in a funny suit."
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hi I haven’t closely followed WWE in almost a decade this is an earnest question: Who talked about the WHAT storyline?
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I went back to his pre-excursion match with OZAWA last night because I’m sick in the head and was trying to explain all of this to a friend, and he was billed at 85kg. The man gained forty pounds in fucking muscle. I am agog, I am aghast.
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Spooky Shazz🦇 🚫👹👊 @shazzledazzlee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daiki saying he's gonna bring back the old Owada Yuu OZAWA saying he's gonna bring back the old Owadasan KOUGA bringing back I Am NOAH
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Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas @redmagejack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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