RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i dont want to be represented by a tool of the Clinton-Newsom Democratic Party. Absolutely not. 100
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When ppl tell me its a once in a lifetime opportunity, Mayor Lauing, I tell them, "Well then, its a good thing I believe in reincarnation, because I'm thinking I'll pass this time around" I actually dont believe in reincarnation, though. 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Its official, the system is now so rigged, I cant afford retirement 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026wtf kind of mad scientist shit those fools up to now? 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026When I was a kid, did we find dead bodies in the street? Sure. Did it make the paper? Not so much 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026it is 80° rn so will be 90° this afternoon AI will kill us if we let it 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It is deeply funny to me that Russia has a military “drone” with a gas engine and hand-crank launch system 010
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The workspace is a bit crowded, but there’s on-the-job training 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Quietly plotting acts of extreme comedic violence 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You can’t make this stuff up. The ultimate humiliation - your affair with a student turned into a musical 110
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I can grow algae anywhere. in fact, I'm partnering with Elon to make algae pools on the moon. as a food source i will be the algae King of the New Moon Republic! 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If he turns out anything like his Dad, he’ll be very handsome 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I sometimes feel like this country needs a land invasion. Just so we can remind the world and ourselves who we are. We are def prepared to defend against one. Still a good time to buy a new SUV 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Showgirls is an absolute classic. American finery 100
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Too much brain trauma in sports. To be that great, that loved, and that depressed. 😓 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Having to accept I am one of those smug pricks who loves to say I told you so. I predicted the next headline for PADaily Post. 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Serializing a dramatization - “The Hunt for Corpus” - all summer long in the Daily Post. Who says print media is dead?! 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 01/05/2026you have got to go pretty hard to get yourself arrested at 91 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This Friday, let us all wear kimonos and sing pop songs 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026When the time comes, will Citizens take that ban as permission to physically block ICE from entering City property? Will they shout in the streets "to the barricades!" Have you been there, in that street, when the sh*t goes down? Long past time, children, to turn this car around 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Hundreds of millions of climate refugees. We have to harden our borders and adapt. Unlimited energy and clean water for all. 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Everything’s normal; all systems go *sky turns red 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025It’s only $6 and tastes like playdoh. Best way to take down 20g protein 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally rn? 110
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Little sunshine for lunch Then back to, “what is the Chairman thinking?” 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 12/10/2025🎶And sometimes I wonder As I look in your eye Maybe you’re thinking Of gutting the Affordable Care Act🎶 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Uncle Tim did get fit for the election. Will give him that 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Hitting theaters this Xmas Nosferatu II - Miller Time 010
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Prayers of celebration and Thanksgiving for the life of Dolly Parton. What a blessing she has been to this broken world 000
RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Even in their reactionary lunacy, the Brits are so much more refined than we rebels, pleading grammar issues while being strolled by police across a spotless national monument. Meanwhile, in the rebel territories: 000