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RedRooster

@redirooster.bsky.social
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Running for AIC Vocal survivor of sexual assault Says "Genocide" out loud in polite company and prayer Closed transactions involving 39 jurisdictions, traveled to 29 Raised three men humility, stillness, service and a lot of jokes in very poor taste

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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is biking dangerous in SV?
My key ring and a minitature Jesus go with me everywhere
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i dont want to be represented by a tool of the Clinton-Newsom Democratic Party. Absolutely not.
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
stay loose
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When ppl tell me its a once in a lifetime opportunity, Mayor Lauing, I tell them, "Well then, its a good thing I believe in reincarnation, because I'm thinking I'll pass this time around" I actually dont believe in reincarnation, though.
The former Mayor tells us we have to buy into this murky land deal
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just Nic being Nic* *see my notes
Nic went and built the damn tiger cave.

It’s really a Warren of caves. Like, worthy of a fucking Conan movie. Or maybe a John Wick running shootout.

But like everything, Nic went overboard and is likely now frantically trying to dispose of tiger corpses

What a predictable asshole

Please feel free to leave your experiences if Nic in the comments section
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Its official, the system is now so rigged, I cant afford retirement
FL eliminates porn, vapes and tattos from my retirement
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wtf kind of mad scientist shit those fools up to now?
Harvard Medical School sells black market body parts
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When I was a kid, did we find dead bodies in the street? Sure. Did it make the paper? Not so much
headline dead body found
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it is 80° rn so will be 90° this afternoon AI will kill us if we let it
the weather report is wrong
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Does this haircut make me look like a Nazi?
Elon Musk is a Nazi
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cyclospock
Cyclops
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is deeply funny to me that Russia has a military “drone” with a gas engine and hand-crank launch system
Russian Orlan 10. WMD?
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Take one of these and call me in the morning
Rusty pliers
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The workspace is a bit crowded, but there’s on-the-job training
Sheep
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Quietly plotting acts of extreme comedic violence
Larry Curly and Moe, the three stooges
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You can’t make this stuff up. The ultimate humiliation - your affair with a student turned into a musical
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I can grow algae anywhere. in fact, I'm partnering with Elon to make algae pools on the moon. as a food source i will be the algae King of the New Moon Republic!
toupe, cigar, red suit, exquisite gf are all on the reflecting pool guy
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wendy is gonna stop you right there
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If he turns out anything like his Dad, he’ll be very handsome
Reflecting Pool Guy at Mar a Lago
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ppl posting wily coyote, I think of Zenigata
Inspector Zenigata, rendered in crisp modern digital anime
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I sometimes feel like this country needs a land invasion. Just so we can remind the world and ourselves who we are. We are def prepared to defend against one. Still a good time to buy a new SUV
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Showgirls is an absolute classic. American finery
The Brunette from Showgirls as a space marine in a tank top with short hair and stunning big lips
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Too much brain trauma in sports. To be that great, that loved, and that depressed. 😓
If you or someone you know is considering suicide, call 988.

Claude Lemoeux hung himself
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You, me, Jesus, and the torch lady
Lady Liberty
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Having to accept I am one of those smug pricks who loves to say I told you so. I predicted the next headline for PADaily Post.
PA Daily Post celebrating the success of its campaign against Councilwoman Lythcott-Hains
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Serializing a dramatization - “The Hunt for Corpus” - all summer long in the Daily Post. Who says print media is dead?!
Another Daily Post article about Christina Corpus. The Post will rest tomorrow and return Wednesday with a pointless article rehashing grievances with Julie Lythcot-Haimes.
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
you have got to go pretty hard to get yourself arrested at 91
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Happy Friday
The Sound of Music hillside sing-along
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This Friday, let us all wear kimonos and sing pop songs
ABBA in kimonos. Yes, they’re singing
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Good morning, Mr Caterpillar
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gnome herder
coffee house gnome needs to get herd
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When the time comes, will Citizens take that ban as permission to physically block ICE from entering City property? Will they shout in the streets "to the barricades!" Have you been there, in that street, when the sh*t goes down? Long past time, children, to turn this car around
Palo Alto Daily Post article 04/04/2026 reporting Redwood City Council blocks ICE from using City property.
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#AlternativeToMonday
Sloth lovers entwined in the Brazilian rainforest canopy
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hundreds of millions of climate refugees. We have to harden our borders and adapt. Unlimited energy and clean water for all.
Screenshot of todays NYT article explaining current sea level estimates are overly optimistic and we can expect hundreds of millions of people to be in peril
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The real foreign threat -
It’s ABBA.

The real foreign threat is Swedish Disco group ABBA, and their splinter groups Mamma Mia (film and stage)
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Share some of the best eyes in the movies
White female Breast with eye in place of nipple from Gothic (1986)
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Everything’s normal; all systems go *sky turns red
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It’s only $6 and tastes like playdoh. Best way to take down 20g protein
A protein drink, Homer & Emerson, Saturday October 25, 2025
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Yo this Louvre shits got me stumped
Assisting police outside Apollo Gallery, I am in camel hair vest and blazer, blue slacks and tie, black sleeved cape and brown fedora. Now I hate that brown fedora
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I miss you Wendy
Wendy Williams is as on point as she is shocked
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally rn?
Mountainside strum-along scene, Julie Andrew’s and the children, from The Sound of Music
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Little sunshine for lunch Then back to, “what is the Chairman thinking?”
It’s a fine day after the rain. A poor photo of a suburban park
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Democracy tastes better naked. See you Saturday!
No Kings Rally Flyer for Oct 18, 2025 San Diego
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
🎶And sometimes I wonder As I look in your eye Maybe you’re thinking Of gutting the Affordable Care Act🎶
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson currently only aspires to kill poor people; there may still be time to save his immortal soul
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Uncle Tim did get fit for the election. Will give him that
Swole Tim Walz in Springsteen t-shirt and jeans getting vaccinated
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hitting theaters this Xmas Nosferatu II - Miller Time
Sickles, fanged Fascist with a spray-on toupe, Stephen Miller
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Prayers of celebration and Thanksgiving for the life of Dolly Parton. What a blessing she has been to this broken world
Dolly Parton’s sister asks for prayers for Dolly, who is apparently not well.
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Even in their reactionary lunacy, the Brits are so much more refined than we rebels, pleading grammar issues while being strolled by police across a spotless national monument. Meanwhile, in the rebel territories:
An unconfirmed picture of law enforcement ziptying a toddler in Chicago
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RedRooster @redirooster.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Please rate my hand
Photo of the back of my left hand. My legs and arm are quite hairyPhoto of my left hand in claw mode
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