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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 11h

Very pleased with myself having an early night in bed for once

Me, tucked up in bed looking camera with a very "pleased with myself" look. Visible bare chest and septum ring in nose

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 15/09/2026

You are a strong-willed woman. I was thinking I'd cave and pay around double your figure.

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 14/09/2026

Good idea! I've been told I'm pretty cheap

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 14/09/2026

Hah. Nothing right now... pay day maybe!

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 14/09/2026

..."Fashion Sale" is full of non-sale items and non-sale toys. To be fair, when you order it gets sent out promptly with no issues, but the site needs a *lot* of fixing

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 14/09/2026

Has the @clonezoneuk.bsky.social website always been a buggy mess, or is this recent? Sorting doesn't work, applying coupons suddenly hits a dead end with missing payment options, contact page details are generic template email addresses and a broken map, old orders still show processing...

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 13/09/2026

Whenever I use my iPad after using my Pixel phone the one thing that always drives me up the wall is how damn slow scrolling is. This multiple flick thing to build up momentum is torture and genuinely one of the main things that puts me off an iPhone. I really wish there was a setting to change it

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 10/09/2026

Sorry! I think you'll be fine because you're moving them around. I'm going to attack my pile tonight now

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 10/09/2026

The only thing stopping mine getting older than two weeks at the moment is the spiders that keep appearing when I'm trying to find something in it. Your daily migration will be helping with that at least

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 10/09/2026

Noooo! It just means the credit card extra was my bank account's missing money. No free money here, sadly

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 10/09/2026

Must remember that negative balance on credit card is positive

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 10/09/2026

Couldn't understand why my credit card was sitting at over £750 when it should be clear, *and* my bank balance was lower than it should be. Turns out it's actually in *credit* by that amount because I made the payment on pay day and it was too late for the direct debit to change. Phew?

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 31/08/2026

I hope you don't have to kill any of your darlings

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 27/08/2026

Picking up prescription: Pharmacist: Do you have ID? Me: *Presents driving licence* Pharmacist: And what's your relationship to the person you're collecting for? Me: Um... I am them?

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It's A Me! Mario's Classic Introduction

ALT: It's A Me! Mario's Classic Introduction

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 26/08/2026

You do save £668 in total (well minus the 60) I suppose. I use it, but just the free one where it automatically moves money to an account throughout the month based on my balance. If I spend a lot then it moves less and if I don't it'll move more. I'm shit at saving so it helps me that way

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 26/08/2026

I will come at you both with clippers!

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 26/08/2026

Come on in. Tell me why you applied for this role and what you can bring to it

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 26/08/2026

I have now fixed my collar before anyone mentions it 😆

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 26/08/2026

Doing interviews today. I hate doing them... I always feel so bad for the nervous ones. I'm just a big old softie who wants to give them a big bear hug and tell them it's all ok.

Me, in car, wearing white shirt and yellow/gold tie. I'm looking at the camera down and to my right and framed from chest up

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 25/08/2026

If anyone else said to you they had made the same mistake, I know you'd be the first to say to them not to torture themselves about it - even if it was your event they had missed. Give yourself a mental kick or a slap and forgive yourself. You're a good man. ❤️

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 25/08/2026

You are absolutely not a bad friend. Look at all that prep you did for it. It's been a simple mistake that anyone could make. I know I can't stop you but you're being way, way too hard on yourself. Honestly, it's shit that you missed it and I know you're gutted - but bad friend? Not even close. 🫂

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 25/08/2026

Post some pics but I think you might be. You have any of the one you lost too?

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 24/08/2026

Random post, just so that if I do a MCM later there aren't two in a row. I've been neglectful of my socials 😆

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 23/08/2026

We love to hear it. Now I want to leave a review 😆

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 23/08/2026

I would have to risk the psychosis. There is no way my curiosity (and hopes that it was awful) would let me ignore it.

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 21/08/2026

So you had that power weeks ago?! 😆

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 19/08/2026

To be fair I do this mid-workday quite often

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 18/08/2026

I think that could work, so long as you are ok replacing it regularly. Swords flex a bit do they not? I don't thing the diamond would if it was fully fixed to the blade. I'm just guessing now though. Maybe some diamond spaced out a bit along the edge to minimise that?

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 18/08/2026

I think it would shatter on impact easily - it's hard but brittle

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 18/08/2026

I will now refer to my bush as that

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 18/08/2026

Absolutely not! One in my teeth is annoying enough.

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 17/08/2026

That would imply you had a sneak preview! Oh yeah... 😉

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RedInstead @redinstead.absurdnotion.com · 17/08/2026

It must have been pretty quiet!

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