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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the gradient
three cats lying on a couch, from left to right, Mai Bae Bee, a white cat with faint yellow stripes, his mom, a smudges on white dilute calico, and his brother, Mr. Crimes, a dark gray tabby.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i tried but he's a momma's boy
Mr Crimes, a slender gray tabby cat, sleeping cuddled up to his mom, a dilute calico, who is now about the same size he is.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, it's October. I've pretty quiet lately, been trying to stay afloat without doing this, but there's been deficits. I've added up what it would take to get back to zero: Sorry. 0/590 ➡️ cash.me/$redconversa... ➡️ paypal.me/RedConversat... ➡️ ko-fi.com/RedConversat... ➡️ venmo.com/u/Redconvers...
Copy of the "Are you winning son" meme but the dad stick figure is saying "are you okay?" and the son stick figure is saying "don't know how the fuck i'm going to survive in this world but yeah i guess i'm okay"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
republican senator holding up a billboard with the star trek cat lady pasted over it
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the gadsden flag, yellow with a snake coiled on its face, text at the bottom reading "NOTHING IS REAL UNTIL IT HURTS ME"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
time is a flat circle
the blue sky trending panel listing items 1. "Trump plans Kennedy Center demolition." 2. "Calls to release Epstein files." 3. "Liverpool faces Bournesmouth"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jemaine Clement has never been in a video game
a photo of Jermaine Clement in the 2020s in which his beard and sideburns are graying. He is turning into a completely different kind of guy than his awkward Flight of the Conchords 30s.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"just an excuse for the cast to play dress up"
worf, data, and geordi dressed as robin hood outlaws in the robin hood episode of tng
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
beeaaannnns
a white and yellow cat named Mai Bae Bee nestled under a red and white comforter, his fore legs extended over his little face, his paw pads visible.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a cropped photo of a car with a bumper sticker which originally proclaimed "this car is NOT a safe space for ED SHEERAN" but the words "this car" have been covered over in photoshop and replaced with the bluesky butterfly.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he loves getting under blankets
A white cat with subtle orange stripes named Mai Bae Bee, who is currently nestled under a comforter, his head sticking out.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TWO CHES
a cropped close up the ai generated image in the quote-post showing Che Guevara waiting in line behind a previous Che Guevara who is behind a buff George Lucas.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the words "when your buddy asks you how country went from anti-authoritarian working class music to being widely considered an inherently conservative and regressive genre" followed by an image david cross in a lab coat, explaining to a man sitting in front of him. "I don't want to blame it all on 9/11 but it certainly didn't help."
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this guy
a photo of a white and orange cat resting against my arms, his forelegs curled up in front of him. he looks suspicious of the camera
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Zooming in on this:
Screenshot of the story reading: "In particular, it said, the three men “were advised by Gemini to bring far less food and water than their group required, especially when their planned 8-hour ascent became a multiday ordeal.”"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
sometimes the doom scroll delivers a moment
image of an interviewer on one of those public transit interview channels, a vertical video, blurred. The subtitle reads: "...personally don't care if you're gay or not."the subject of the interview, a man with light curly hair and mirrored glasses in a black t-shirt and green pants, looking ahead sternly. "Sure" his subtitle reads.the subject turns towards the interviewer, speaking assertively. subtitle reads "But I do."
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everyone I've talked *and* everyone I've seen posting about it says their power bill doubled since last month and the company's public statement was so vague the 32 known data centers the company is also powering is probably a bigger factor than they want anyone to know.
Part of PSO's statement on the rate increases, reading: "The costs to serve customers have increased as well. PSO’s rate request reflects investments already made to maintain and improve the electric system, along with higher costs for the equipment, materials and services required to deliver safe and reliable power. We are focused on managing costs carefully, reducing the impact on bills where possible and continuing to provide the dependable electricity customers count on every day.

These investments help keep the lights on for homes, schools, hospitals and businesses across Oklahoma. They include replacing aging equipment and strengthening the grid so it can better withstand extreme weather and support the growing needs of our communities.

Oklahoma is growing. More people are making our state home, communities are adding new housing and infrastructure, and businesses of all sizes are using more electricity. PSO must plan for that growth while protecting existing customers. As new and larger customers add demand to the system, they are required to pay the costs of the facilities and infrastructure needed to serve them, helping protect homes and small businesses from carrying those expenses."
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMFG
A section of the 404 story, cropped, with a quote saying the stalker cop asked his victim "Why aren't you following me on instagram?" while unlawfully stopping her in traffic.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
too much
A photo that looks like a pan filled with rice, sliced chicken, and veggies (peas, carrots, corn, bell peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, and snow peas) it is a wok. A full sized wok. This should feed 8.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
huh...
screenshot of a dm telling me that @craigsbrittain.com has added me to his list titled "Zionists / Israel" moderation list.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
first time i've seen a term double trending
today's trending on bsky listed as "wildfires", "wwe", "wwe", "spider-man", "kevin owens"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh flock is getting desperate
screenshot of the Los Angeles Times with the headline: LAPD suspends use of Flock surveillance cameras over privacy issues followed by a image of focusing on a protest sign demanding "get the flock out". Captioned: A protester holds a sign urging the LAPD to end its partnership with Flock Safety during a demonstration in front of police headquarters in downtown Los Angeles on March 3, 2026. (Genaro Molina / Los Angeles Times).

This story was written by Dakota Smith, Staff Writer and published on July 11, 2026 7:33 PM PTA screenshot of the Flock website where they're hiring a Public Affairs Manager, Southern California. Text of a section titled The Opportunity reads: 
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We are seeking a Public Affairs Manager to play a critical role in engaging with external stakeholders to enhance public safety in our communities. Reporting to the Director of Public Affairs, this role will focus on collaborating with cross-functional partners to engage with local elected officials, grassroots/grasstops organizations, and community leaders. You will represent Flock Safety externally, including regularly speaking at city council meetings, help build credibility across a variety of stakeholder audiences, develop meaningful partnerships, and elevate the voices of our customers and those who benefit from our tools to help advance our strategic policy objectives.

The ideal candidate is a strategic thinker and skilled communicator who thrives in complex landscapes, excels at relationship-building, and is passionate about amplifying Flock Safety’s mission and impact.

You must be in the Los Angeles, California area to be considered."
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
telling my babies good morning
Mai Bae Bee, a gold and white cat, laying on his side on a sofa, kind of just staring off into the distanceThe Criminal, a slender gray tabby looking ahead curiously and their mother, a white, gray, and orange dilute calico who appears to be side-eying tge camera suspiciously.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
omg it's bad enough to show up when you shouldn't, but also bringing something so profoundly uninspired beyond words
an image of the sterile, sad Oklahoma state "booth" at Trump's National State Fair, featuring colorless statues of a Route 66 road sign, a bullafo silhouette, a cowboy boot with a star on it like Texans wear, and an oil well. There's also an oversized basketball with the logo of the OKC Thunder on it.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Screenshot of an autoplaying video titled "Severe storms leave a path of destruction in Oklahoma." In the captured frame a weatherman is standing in front of a feed of several fires next to a road.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
never wanted to see two 70 year olds fight more than I did after that disambiguation.
screenshot of wikipedia reading: Keith David, not to be confused with David Keith (actor)
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
today in cursed job titles:
Cropped screenshot of a corporate job board focusing on a role titled "AI Enablement Engineer"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
three images showing the algae growth in the reflecting pond above an image of Doctor Ian Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum, in the 1993 film Jurassic Park, subtitle under him reading "Life finds a way."
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
just an incredible set of choices for democrats in oklahoma today
Democratic primary ballot in Oklahoma. Governor candidates listed as ARYA, CYNDI MUNSON, and CONNIE JOHNSON.A screenshot of the candidate's website, it is a mountain of black text in three progressively smaller columns on a white background, which begins: "Arya is a candidate for governor. My federal Constitutional rights under the First Amendment, Fourth Amendment, and Eighth Amendment were violated by the State of Oklahoma. I spoke at a school board meeting about the bible and debate class, then two Norman policemen were sent to find me at a house on the next day. They banned me from school board meetings. After the policemen departed, I reported the statutory misdemeanor crime to Attorney General Drummond with specific reference to Oklahoma Open Meeting Act Section 314, accompanied by evidence in the form of a certified letter from Norman Public Schools. I received no response whatsoever. Weeks later, uniformed policemen from the same police department pulled up my boxers while abducting me from a bathroom at the same..." only to get progressively weirder including such sentences as "Oklahoma is not Tejas. The General Counsel of Stone Ridge Asset Management, Jim Rothwell, materially lied to me in response to a message where I specifically wrote the text “Rule 10b5 Section C of the Exchange Act (17 CFR § 240.10b-5-c)” in a four-sentence email regarding correspondence from Mark Brannum. Here is wisdom! Solomon is a man numbered 666 in the bible. There is wisdom!" and "Solomon is a priest after the order of Melchizedek. Mandal will go to Hell for twenty-two days as the Earth rotates, and then he will be retrieved from Hell by Sepehr who will not be hurt by the molten core of Earth. I kept my word exactly by making butter chicken another night when Mohammad Ali preferred a hamburger for the night that Kamala did not win in 2024."Cyndi Munson's campaign site, which is obscured behind a donation popup asking you to contribute seven dollars, twenty-five dollars, fifty dollars, one hundred dollars, five hundred dollars, or OTHER amount of dollars "today".A screenshot of Connie Johnson's website which shows the following warning: YOUR CONNECTION IS NOT PRIVATE. Attackers might be trying to steal your information from www.cnjohnson.net (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn more about this warning
net::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
feels like this cycle's frequency is increasing, right?
screenshot of a youtube news recommendations, showing two thumbnails. The first "Iran and Israel say attacks halted on war's 101st day." from CBS Minnesota, 1 hour ago. The second is "WH 'on alert' after strikes between Israel and Iran threaten to 'derail' peace talks." NBC news, 39 minutes ago.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
thanks for the alert, I'm aware
screenshot of an email reading "Your credit card balance went up. It looks like your credit card use is up to 50% or more since last month*"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
these boys
two cats, laying facing each other on a pile of blankets. One is a slender tabby and one is larger, fluffier, with white and yellow fur. The big boy's leg is over the tabby's hip, and their forepaws are on top of each other.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i can't unsee it
youtuber reckless benmordecai from regular show, who is a humanoid cartoon blue jay.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can't move, she's watching the tv
A dilute calico laying on my arm, eyes transfixed on something odd screen. The reflection of a rectangular display visible in her eyes
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
looking at oklahoma, as always, reveals how careless this administration is being with, you know, human lives
a screenshot of the awful racist white house "aliens" website cropped to focus on a series of location names, including Oklahoma City, OK. Oklahoma City Oklahoma, OK. and Oklaoklahoma City, OK
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
*nervous laughter*
photo of an invoice i finally opened for an emergency room visit on 5/13/26photo of the same invoice, other side of the page where it reads "patient balance" $1,350
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
very disappointed in these three for giving up way too easy instead of catching that damn moth that got in
Three cats laying on a sofa. From left to right: Mai Bae Bee, who is white and yellow, wearing a black collar; Mr. Crimes, a slender gray tabby, and their mother, a dilute calico i once rescued from a life in the alleyway.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the manager is watching
a hand on a mouse in the foreground, poorly lit in the background, a white and yellow cat peering up through the gap between the tray and the desk top.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I had a life threatening medical emergency this week. I didn't die but now I have to figure out how to live with the accompanying financial hit. Hate to ask but I could use help. ➡️ cash.me/$redconversa... ➡️ paypal.me/RedConversat... ➡️ ko-fi.com/RedConversat... ➡️ venmo.com/u/Redconvers...
Photo of my arm with an IV inserted and taped down. I had to have for three days straight.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The six 90s power rangers, wearing their classic suits in yellow, blue, green, red, black, and pink
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
wish my cats a happy birthday. they're two today
Mai Bae Bee, a white and golden cat with blue eyes, sitting upright and looking to the right. age 2Mai Bae Bee, age 2 weeks, a white and and pink kitten who opened his eyes first, looking up at the camera.Mr. Crimes, age 2, a slender gray tabby with white socks, a white chest, and green eyes laying on a blanket, looking at the cameraman.Mr. Crimes, age 2 weeks, a tiny tabby kitten who wandered out of his huddle and is looking up and yelling for aid.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
which of the these men looks more like a he'd do a murder?
Joe Buchanan, a old man with a biker mustache and a white cowboy hat, standing outside a brick building, mouth open as if laughingRick Vernon, a man with a blue tartan suit and red tie. He's on a background of a red Oklahoma flag, not the red Oklahoma flag, but the current blue flag, if it were put under a red overlay. He is bald and looking directly into the camera.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey, folks. I've been avoiding this for awhile (including hours this morning) but I have to ask for help today. I'm about $350 overdrawn and won't be getting paid before the bills are due. ➡️ cash.me/$redconversa... ➡️ paypal.me/RedConversat... ➡️ ko-fi.com/RedConversat... ➡️ venmo.com/u/Redconvers...
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
forbidden
cropped screenshot of the bsky Following tab which displays the message "Forbidden"
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
be the sickos you want to see in the world
sickos meme image. described by wikipedia as "a disheveled man wearing a black shirt labeled "Sickos", grinning through a window and saying, "Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!""
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I'd say it feels politically motivated but i shudder to think what politics lead here
trending
1. epstein files
2. cultural references
3. amazon settlements
4. impeach hegseth
5. olise
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"cultural references"
header indicates a trending topic bluesky calls "Cultural References"


Marxist Stacyps @socialistchi.bsky.social posted 2 hours ago:
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy
(1861-1865)

Mystery Science Theater 3000
(1988-present)
followed by an image of joel and the bots from the O.G. mystery science theaterheader indicates a trending topic bluesky calls "Cultural References"

Jamal Greene @jamalgreene.bsky.social posted 1 hour ago:
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy
(1861-1865)

ThunderCats (1/1985-9/1989)header indicates a trending topic bluesky calls "Cultural References"

Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social, Bluesky Elder, wrote 1 hour ago:
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy
(1861-1865)

The CD-I (1990-1999) lasted more than twice as long. Yes, really. That
infamous failure.

followed by an image of the wikipedia panel for the CD-I playerSame as the others.
Hipster Viking Amy, @lasrina.bsky.social wrote 2 hours ago:

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy
(1861-1865)

The Dodge Neon (1993-2005)
followed by an image of a dodge neon.
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
filezilla was compromised?
obi-wan saying "now that's a name i've not heard in a long time. a long time."
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david @redconversation.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"who wasn't involved"
"If you're desperate, and you go into San Francisco Bay, it looks like you've got a really, really high chance of not making it back out' 32 Says Joshua Stewart, a marine ecologist at Oregon State University in Corvallis, who wasn't involved in the study.
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