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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 1h

Eat what you want, add what you need

Spiral hot dog with tomato, pickle, and onion in a tortilla

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

ATTN: All the boys RE: My milkshake LOCATION: The Yard Comparison Survey Attached Training Fee: Bear face

Kneeling on the ground in maroon pants, teal shirt and tie, black vest, black hat

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m emotionally drained, my feet are swollen, my eye is swollen, and I feel ugly and gross today. Make me feel better internet plz and ty (yes I’m compliment/flirt fishing in my undies. No dong this time)

Leaning back in tighty whities and white undershirt pulled over my head

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My current train of thought ended: “I’m the RC Cola of gay subtypes”. No, I will not elaborate.

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can we all just admire this tomato slice for a moment?

Large heirloom tomato slice on a ham sandwich

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sure you’ve tried Sildenafil, but have you tried a spiralized Costco glizzy?

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We listen and we don’t judge: I passed my colonoscopy with flying colors and moving from a 3 year plan to a 7 year.

Cheesesteak with fries and a pile of mozzarella sticks

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lunch time. 430 calories isn’t bad for a lunch right? (I’m doomed)

Collection of clear protein drinks and liquids

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It me. I a sweet treat. Im here if you need to chat anything out. Also this:

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And yes, the underwear does match the outfit

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Same. If you were here I’d let you pick which Dino you’d like to replace 🫂🦖

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hid an entire can of beans in my sweet potato curry because a certain special someone would complain about eating beans if he knew. Spoiler alert: it me. I’m the special someone.

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My insta feed is slowly showing me more and more furry content and I don’t know how to handle this rn on a Saturday morning

Laying on the floor under blankets with a cat

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I be like "I know a place" and it's just the Encarta Mind Maze

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I be like "I know a place" and it's just Henry Stauf’s mansion

Henry Stauf’s mansion from the 7th Guest

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think my current bipolar mania urge is to give myself a budget, then just buy everything I’ve bookmarked in my insta ads feed until I run out of money. That’s a mentally stable thing to do, ya?

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In a predicament. I can’t tell if: 1- Noct is lonely and he needs a playmate 2- I want another kitty 3- I’m projecting my want of another kitty as Noct being lonely 4- papa meow

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Heh. No, there’s no party. This is how I do business on top and bottom.

Blue and brown shirt, tie, vest, and hat, with pink polka dotted shorts

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just gave my second disciplinary conversation of the week. Does having to do that feel shitty? Absolutely. Does both employees individually telling me afterwards that they respect me and thank me for backing them even when they fall behind feel amazing? Absolutely. Now for manager cuddle therapy.

In a blue patterned dress shirt on a pile of plushies

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I must be doing something right with my workouts, look at this cute little mini Bundt! Happy hump day!

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What? This? Oh that’s just a raspberry dirty cream soda I whipped up to go with my dairy free chicken parm. Why do you ask?

Dirty sodas with dairy free chicken parm

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Seriously, present me with a short, scrawny, hairy, caked up nerd in a suit and I’m off the market. So much bone material walking thru Winco tonight

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I got you boo: -shallow dish/bowl -Fill with apple cider vinegar -add a couple drops dish soap -wrap in plastic cling wrap -secure rim with tape -poke a few slender knife holes in the top -enjoy a fly free home

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Kids these days and their fancy electronic filters! Back in my day, we had to dress in monochrome for #mcm!

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Woke up with a fever today. No fancy grocery fit today, I’m schlubing in my own rot. 🤒😭 PS Qdoba has really good chips

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

That just means your partner or your freshly created Gmail alt will have to start a free trial…

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This photo shoot is really just for one person, but yall can enjoy too I guess. Shirtless only

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Once I’m off work today, I’ve got the whole evening to myself! Even more so than usual!

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Defend your neurodivergence card! Not pictured: the Lego/STEM Toy/ Hobby area on the other side of the couch

Couch covered in large plushies and blankets

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just got my new toy infatuation so if you need me no you don’t

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve been in the office since 6:30a this morning. It is now 2:00p and I am just now sitting at my desk. ☠️

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: LeBlanc with Yuna’s dancer dress sphere will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I need someone to make me a gif of Alex in the shower toweling off from River City Ransom. I’m compelled to make a dumb joke.

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Remember that one time I completely dominated a game of commander by attacking with 15 +7/+7 tokens? Good times.

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every gay is born with a diva. Who's your diva? Valentina. IYKYK

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Where did I find this moderately portioned plate of poutine? I made it. 💅 Leftover food truck fries in the air fryer, smoked string cheese, artichoke hearts, sweet potato curry.

Leftover food truck fries in the air fryer, smoked string cheese, artichoke hearts, sweet potato curry.

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Revised cuz I thought of a better delivery:

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yes I needed a dino under each arm. What of it?

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Gav-o-Lantern 🎃 (he/him) @recordercub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Why yes, I am “subconsciously woof uncontrollably when seeing a hot man at the mall bend down to pick something up” years old 🧐

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