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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby

@recess-boy.bsky.social
511 followers 1.4K following 960 posts

Sometimes Middle, sometimes green husky pup, sometimes polar bear! 30something IRL. Austin TX Will have NSFW things, 18+. DNI: DNI

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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a sucker for a guy with hair that covers their eyes.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy crap those are awesome!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like it! And reminds me of your PJs
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Mr Pudu @pudusan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Five more minutes...
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes please!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s from Johnny Bravo
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate that you’re just expected to lose all sense of whimsy the moment you turn 18. :/
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall. TikTok is teasing me.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I almost forgot! Better late than never: 1 year later pics. 90 lbs lost!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll have to try that.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just realized I passed 500 followers! Thank you all so much for following this weird bear/puppy/boy thing.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta keep zapping my undercarriage so I can be nice and smooth but GAHTDAYUM those rubber band snaps suck.
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BabyBedtimeBear ➡️ BFC @babybedtimebear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No idea who made this meme, but I saved it from back in 2019 and came across it again. 🙃
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Sheɳƚσ Sαιԃ Nσ 🍼 @nosaidshento.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hammer! 🔒 @hambandanna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Little thing I made for @crypticredfox.bsky.social! "Aww, it's okay buddy. Here, we'll get you changed into something a bit more comfy."
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is so sweet it’s gonna give me diabetes.
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J.S.T. @steel120type.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little gift/Joke piece for some friends when in a stream. Involving our characters~
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love it!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone recently told Max he was adopted. Like it was an insult. He just said ‘Yeah that means someone wanted me. What about you?’ And walked off all proud.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is AMAZING!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I didn’t know CEC made undies!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh god I didn’t even think about that.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@littletroubles.bsky.social I feel SO judged by this pup.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One year later: I’ve lost 88 lbs and have now reached 277 lbs at 6’5”. I feel great, and I hope to keep going on losing weight. I’ll have to post pics later today.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Purple pill!!!!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damn! I’m jealous. XD
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yup. Luckily YPP looks like training pants. :3
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh…sorry.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh. Dick jail.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stir them beeeenz!
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Hammer! 🔒 @hambandanna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Captains’ log, Day 4 Chastity is proving to enhance the effects of diaper-brain. I am on record as having requested “boddle” and “nummies” Much to my chagrin, the keys are being dangled in front of me at each change. I must plot to retrieve them somehow.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Paleo Pants or Your Pal Patches? I am torn on making a decision.
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Hammer! 🔒 @hambandanna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They made me go to school with my bedtime pants under my jean shorts. Because *someone* forgot to put my underpants in the wash last night.
Hammer, sprinting across the hallway, chasing his brother in a foam-blaster battle. 

He is sporting his favorite "cub watch" training pants from last night. There are foam orbs flying across the hallway.

Clothes are strewn about - indicating the untidiness of *both* these critters' wardrobes. 

I guess training pants will have to do bud. Now get dressed before the bus gets here.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Last night I woke up dry and then I went back to sleep and…well you know.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hi, I’m Max and I’m a bed wetter.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shouldn’t have trusted that fart. ;-;
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah…I don’t recommend it.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think it’s more of the interaction between caregiver and little/middle. That ‘No-no, you don’t need to be playing with that. Keep those paws out of your diaper.’ Interaction is super button-pushy.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah…I’m glad you were able to get cleaned up. Not very fun when it doesn’t happen on your terms.
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want those pullies!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And I didn’t even notice until now! He didn’t let you have Pixel Pals. :(
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Great job as always! Sorry you got demoted. It happens. ;-;
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Hammer! 🔒 @hambandanna.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So, apparently not doing my chores means waiting even longer to earn my big boy pants :/ Dad wasn't exactly happy when I said I wasn't "fat and middle aged enough to be seen on a riding lawnmower."
Hammer, being told to try and use the potty despite his current predicament. 

If Dad wanted him potty-trained, why did he sit the kiddo on the potty seat with a diaper on? To prove a point?

He'd thrown everything plus the kitchen sink trying to potty train the boy; training pants, candy, books, etc. 

Maybe it's just not the right time yet...

(Hammer ought to get a leash on his tongue admittedly)
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only thing breaking here is wind…thanks @freshdex.bsky.social
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Amazing birthday commission I got for @smolalex.bsky.social and myself featuring @freshdex.bsky.social Bengelclub for life! Art wonderfully done by: Babyraisin on IB
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ooooh that dark one is so good!
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Max Farlane & Rover Shelby @recess-boy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@bewskyss.bsky.social is currently working on setting up a ref sheet for Rover using his ref base! Come check it out.
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BewSkyss @bewskyss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Moose @moosepuppers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New YCH has been posted, with this one starting at $65 :D If you might be interested, please follow the link for more info and where to place an order: forms.gle/FTA8DdiyA1Zz...
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