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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m still here! He’s just faster than I am
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In these cases the rabbis say to write a letter to those who have wronged you, then throw them into a fire I’m not entirely sure what we’re supposed to do with the letters
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
High Holy Days For Non Jews/ continued While it is a well known tradition/obligation to apologize to those we’ve wronged over the year during the period between RH and YK, there is also a strategy to help those who have been wronged by people who either don’t know, or don’t care they hurt anyone
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
OK….I hate ICE and what they are doing to this country with a passion that burns hotter than the hottest fires in hell…..but I did giggle at this……just a bit
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Their supplier was connected to the parasite Taco Bell was not involved (and needs no outside help when it comes to causing explosive diarrhea)
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This confirms that Mitch is in fact dead, but that they are waiting for him to stop shitting before they announce it
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Heaven forbid I would contradict the staff at The Post who write headlines…….but maybe we can all agree it’s at best the second worst….? I mean…..I wasn’t alive then but I hear 1938 kinda sucked
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
OK…..I’m not a statistician (actually…..I am - retired) but this seems to be a statistically significant shift to me
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Never thought I’d agree with Eric Trump, but he nailed that last sentence
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I hate her with a fire that burns hotter than the pits of hell…… …..but she nailed this one - I can’t stop giggling
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
With Trump AND Mamdani attending the Knicks game tonight it is possible that we might hear the boos all the way to Wisconsin!
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I DID IT!
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Jew here (and we aren’t on the “naughty 180 list”) - if any faith isn’t free, then none of our faiths are We (Jews) made the cut…….this time But unless the courts stop this mishugas in its tracks, there WILL be a next time…..and maybe we won’t be so lucky
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This has been a recording…….. Bizarre world we live in when we believe what the IRGC says over the words of our own president
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
For those who believe irony is dead, I present you……
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well…..someone is having an exciting off season
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not a complaint - just a statement of fact
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Trump slams the outfits worn by BB’s backup dancers as being inappropriate-meanwhile, lyrics to a song performed by Kid Rock at the TPUSA halftime show references “topless dancers,” “hookers,” and “porno flicks” Also….if you watch the video from Mar-a-Lago there is more than a little T&A on display
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Was perusing recipes for the Superbowl and found a dip made with Velveeta and Malort….. Guessing it is best paired with cigarettes and regret?
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
……and when their efforts failed and artists pushed back……closed said facilities for “renovations” Just sayin’
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Was doing some reading today and discovered that Mussolini, Hitler and António de Oliveira Salazar (fascist dictator in Portugal from the mid 30’s to mid 60’s) all sought to use the arts to help push their agenda forward up to and including nationalizing the primary facilities for opera and theatre…
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Noticed something odd this morning - every time Trump started talking on the news, I had to 💩 A 109% guaranteed cure for constipation (though I doubt it will become popular)
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Trump has removed guidelines that suggest that men limit their alcohol intake to two drinks or less per day and women to one or less - replacing it with “Limit alcohol consumption for better overall health." Clearly they’re trying to strengthen their hold on the State of Wisconsin
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Had a bit of a kerfuffle last night with the Hanukkah candles - we had some non-Jewish friends over and right after we sang Ma'oz Tzur….. I do kind of wonder what they wished for…..😉
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If you need a reason to convert to Judaism….
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Because WE know the meaning of the holiday
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
TONIGHT WE LIGHT THE FIRST CANDLE IN DEFIANCE! Because WE know the meaning of the holiday You tried you ruin Hanukkah for us, but you only highlighted its true meaning to the world Because WE know the meaning of the holiday You’ve absolutely hurt us, but we will cope with a candle
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If anyone is looking for a reason to convert to Judaism….
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If we’re composing about calls to worship now I’d personally like to ask the Lutheran church down the street to stop blasting Amazing Grace on the electronic bells every damned morning when I’m trying to sleep There are hundreds of issues facing us in this world - praying isn’t one of them
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
What an odd thing to boast about?
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Worst Kol Nidre EVER!
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I’m watching this press conference thinking “Who among us doesn’t remember Obama standing before the cameras announcing that we’d killed Bin Ladin before going on to trash the Bush administration for not getting him sooner?”
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
In spite of my career - I am not a fan of the industry, but gutting it without a solution in place is simply murder
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Have to confess I am somewhat amused by hearing members of congress (both sides) screaming about “for profit” health insurance given that the for profit insurance industry was created in 1973 by Congress Provide a viable alternative (that can get enough votes to pass) - or STFU you kumquats
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is an active move to get about a half dozen accounts restored - your’s is on the list
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Final one - accounts are being restored. You might wish to check in yours
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It’s being circulated about Threads that they deleted a bunch of Jewish accounts - ostensibly because they thought they were bots. I think/hope it’s about to be corrected
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Are you serious? You are one of the least offensive people on the platform?
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Not saying I’m old but I did just pull a hamstring cutting an old flea collar off the dog
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What could possibly go wrong?
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Full Disclosure: No objections. Honored in fact I do admit to being just a bit chaffed over the fact that the screenshots are receiving far more engagement than my live posts ever did 😉
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Haven’t been on here much over the past few months because I mostly use social media to defend Israel….and frankly, that’s not all that popular on BlueSky Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Please tell me again how we have the upper hand in these negotiations
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Fun Facts: Only about 18% of Chinese imports come from the US - biggest imports include pork, beef, and soybeans China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany. Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
TACO
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Chris Hayes saying antisemitism is a problem in this country is like Col. Sanders complaining that chickens are dying. Buy a mirror, dude
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents Those poor men was have been terrified
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rebitzman.bsky.social @rebitzman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Trust me….the Everything Bagel topping enhances the French toast
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