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Stuart Whyte

@realstuartwhyte.bsky.social
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Talented entrail-reader, requiring further chickens. Desiccated wit seeking puddle of genius. blacklabcollective.bandcamp.com/fol…

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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 20h
Foreign policy fail.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was in Copenhagen about same time 8months ago, this was in news coverage re US abandoning so many bases (but not clearing up any of the shit left behind)
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've held a village referendum
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
According to the distinctly & comically uncredible 'UK Lawyers for Israel' pressure group (if being polite) my partner has been sponsoring terrorism on a monthly subscription basis. Whom should I inform on her to?
Dispatches is the quarterly delivered magazine for donors to Medicins Sans Frontiers.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A protest ? Oh yes, see the placards, shared bonhomie with grass roots local activists as they get the train out of town together, dressed in comfortable clothes, looking like a bunch of home invasion rapists.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Actress Samantha Morton floats in a sensory deprivation tank as one of three "pre-cogs" whose brain activity is recorded in order to arrest citizens for 'pre-crimes' in the film Minority Report based on the novel by Philip K Dick.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
One of those could vs should ethical dilemmas.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only. #DoctorWho
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just needs a lever on the side.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Femi from Ezra Collective stepped in for #AnoushkaShankar's MIA drummer & it was excellent.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Brief sighting of The Cure with broad daylight streaming through
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Waiting patiently for James Yorkston & Johanna Söderberg (of First Aid Kit) in Annedalskyrkan after The XX closed 1st day of #WayOutWest
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Very
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So, a cheating, ignorant cretin said this was not a foul but simply '2 players crashing into one another'
USA captain, without any intention of striking the ball which is unreachable, stamps on opposition player's ankle risking career-changing injury, earning him a red card & suspension from his next match. Intended to be a major disincentive to such petulant, hazardous & unsporting tactics ever becoming prevalent or acceptable during play.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
1980's kids' drawing toy worked on similar principal but both pen & paper moved by pendulum sweep.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Random timeline synchronicity.
First post reads;
"Israel is a resource-less, export-dependant strip of desert the size of New Jersey. It has the impunity it does because the world's Grant it that impunity." 
Followed by another, unrelated, post which reads;
 "But don't call it a cult"
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
He does seem happy (relatively)
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Richard (L, deceased) & David (R) Attenborough
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Live action remake still looks shit.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I have little knowledge of the relative value of champagne markets but if I were a producer I would reconsider some export choices today.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Thinking more this:
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Bro-me-o & Jew-liet. Just skip to the poison-drinking scene already.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
He is Mike Teevee with missiles.
Image of Mike Teevee in a child's Cowboy outfit from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory film.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Big Dastardly & Muttley vibes. #TheHackyRacists
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I see they don't yet have a cruise missile rodeo machine installed.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I hope that audience was also getting the strong vibes of share-in-my-sick-pleasure-and-sing-you-little-bastards.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Commendable. However, if art budget allowed, I'd have gone with something more like this;
One of a series of pen works by cartoonist Ralph Steadman commissioned for the cover art for the Hunter S Thompson book, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
You are under a vest. For crimes against adulthood.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Another uncanny juxtaposition;
Vladimir Putin quoted "(a) cynical murder that violated all norms of human morality and international law."
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Hey, Donald! What gives?"
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Not sure that AI-derived Justice might not be susceptible to corrupt dealing of one sort or another.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
He needs some balloons (or his own pétard)
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
How war has made Ukrainian interiors "bouldered and more exterior" #FFS
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Brief 🇩🇰 news discussion of the clear up of decades old debris left at previous American military bases on Greenland. A little reminiscent of 'The Zone' in Tarkovsky's classic film "Stalker" (based on the Strugatsky Bros novel 'Roadside Picnic')
Heavily rusting 1950s American flatbed truck, left in open countryside. Background filled with litter of oil barrels & abandoned single storey outbuildings. A collapsed, rusting steel frame of a large derelict warehouse or hangar filled with many abandoned, rusted trucks & lorries of American design. In bottom corner of screen, Greenlandic member of Parliament talks to camera about the scale of the ongoing clean - up programme.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's been much colder in Denmark than in many years. But this mid-morning news story was a little unexpected.
News interview with churchyard manager in Fredericia. Headline translates as 'Graves are difficult to dig' due to frozen ground. Image shows that workers are having to resort to heavy, construction pneumatic drills (or 'jackhammers') to break ground. The journalist, holding a 'traditional' spade, is making a euphemistic point of comparison. Another churchyard worker explains how they use warming mats, under insulation material, to soften the ground surface. Also, tents to protect workers from wind chill as they dig.
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
See also Isaac Cordal's Berlin sculpture "politicians discussing global warming" :
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"Why Grandma, what small hands you have!" "Yeah, dumbass? All the better to... //Woodman's axe ends conversation//
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Stuart Whyte @realstuartwhyte.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Freudian slip? There are some things you just don't do in the company of Putin's henchmen. Check out the view from the balcony, mention your love for family members, eat or dribk anything, for example. "sit around the same teapot"? No wonder Sarah Rainford quickly corrects herself. #PoisonedChalice
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