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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ffs I had less walks in the entirety of my last little league game. embarrassing shit from the guardians and white sox.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I see your weird Dunkin’/ Baskin-Robbins location and raise you whatever the fuck this is

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

underrated benefit of the Orioles being playoff averse during most of my life is that I’m a secondary fan of a lot of fun baseball teams

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you get to a point where you really only want to have good butter and good wine around the house

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

nothing but absolute respect for the potential juror in this waiting lounge completely asleep and snoring

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’ve never had a shop take better care of my bikes than Garrison’s in Yorklyn, DE.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

would be amusing to me if all of trump’s deeply idiotic and chaotic decisions impacting oil and gas prices inadvertently finally tip the scales in the US towards green energy, public transportation, and biking

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

amidst all the unbounded joy of the experience, there are a lot of things that nobody tells you about that are really devastatingly hard about parenting. this is one of them. it doesn’t have to be one of them.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the morning weather was so fucking perfect 25 years ago today in dc

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

this game is called “are you watching my little league team or the baltimore orioles”

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

…so I need another titanium bike. that’s what this means, right?

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the way she rolls in to this duet like a total fucking rockstar. always been one of my favorite Dolly moments. youtu.be/P6IIkpmw8Ow?...

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We Got Tonight - Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers live 1985

YouTube video by dollyabba

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

four hundred dollars in your wallet? in this economy?

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

without a doubt the worst part of kids sports are the adults

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

didn’t know this was happening until the morning. fucking sucks.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

the video of Adley Rutschman looking around Camden Yards, wide eyed, in his first game in Baltimore was/is still one of best Orioles moments in the last decade. this hurts. but hope he gets a title with boston. fuckin’ Orioles, man… sigh.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

the number of different hamburger bun options in the grocery aisle is both overwhelming and unnecessary

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

got a lyric that lives rent free in your head? “don’t freestyle much but I write ‘em like such” @chuckdpe.bsky.social

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

if my kids learn absolutely nothing else from me, they’ll know that truck culture is absolutely full stop fucking ridiculous in this country

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

the US can still win if FIFA has the courage

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

visma not beating the evil empire darth vader vibes with this kit. #tourdefrance

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

this thread and every reply and quote post. we need these reminders. we’ll get through these current times.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

World Cup vastly more exciting with Spanish speaking commentators

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

well I guess I know where I’m going loitering tomorrow morning

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

shaved 2 seconds off a descent today to set a new PR. previous best time was from 2013. love biking so much; never get old.

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Pee Wee Herman's Iconic Bike Ride

ALT: Pee Wee Herman's Iconic Bike Ride

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

never thought I’d just be rooting for algae. like really straight up pulling for a photosynthetic organism.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

has a dentist appointment ever started on time? ever?

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

magical mystery extra time in soccer is the dumbest shit ever

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

everybody in dc rooting for @capitalweather.com to cue up some big ass storms in a couple hours

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

met my baseball little league team at the ballpark today- 10yr old says says to me- “Coach. We got here early. And your methodology was correct. They worked on a lot of ground balls.” ⚾️ 🙌🏻

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Trey Mancini, back in the MLB, and getting an RBI last night is the energy I’m carrying in to today

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

* LEAD IPO UNDERWRITER LOOKS TO MAXIMIZE FEE REALIZATION

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

we expect the same people who can’t organize a free concert to organize a peace deal with Iran

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

rains 8 days straight. one dry day. hydrangeas already look pissed off. pain in the ass plant.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

strong orthinologically correct bird moves

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Good a time as any to remind people that Peter Gabriel’s fifth studio album “So” absolutely slaps and for as good as “Sledgehammer” is, you probably think of “In Your Eyes” first, the opener to Side B. Don’t sleep on the Kate Bush duet either.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

lord, bless me with the confidence of a 9yr old who thinks they can pitch

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I realize that Charles is here and there’s a dinner and shit but I still think my little league baseball game is the better event going on in town this evening

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

lost my top OPS and middle inning eater to a wrist injury. making all my little league baseball players sign a contract next year that forbids riding scooters. always the fucking scooters.

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RealSteveBeam @realstevebeam.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Haven’t noticed a single MAGA hat on any of the high school tour groups around the Capitol when walking the dog. This is a change.

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