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Sasquatch

@realsasquatch.bsky.social
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From the windward shores of the Salish Sea. Smarter than I used to be, but I've forgotten a lot. Keeping an open mind. Former fisherman, current consultant. Banned on TS and blocked by Rudy Giuliani. Sasquatches? Well, they ALL support Ukraine.

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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has Trump declared yet that the Cornell rapists are being “treated very unfairly?”
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just in case this hasn't sunk in for you and those around you. Pete Hegseth is a textbook religious crackpot. He believes he has been anointed by God to lead a holy crusade. He BELIEVES that. That is the reality he inhabits and will operate from unless and until he hits an immovable object.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The best piece EVER written on Donald Trump. @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“God does not need hell, but we sure seem to.” -Richard Rohr
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With temperatures in the mid-to-high 60s, Trump wears a heavy overcoat and winter gloves to greet his idol at Andrews AFB yesterday. Of course, it CAN get chilly, waiting and waiting at the foot of the stairs with your tiny balls all shriveled and your tail wedged tight against your big fat diaper.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At the risk of repeating myself, I simply cannot recommend this book highly enough. It is a masterwork. You can open it to any page and find more wisdom than is contained in all the dogmas propounded by tiny-minded and fearful "Catholics" like JD Vance and his ilk. @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine the world we might inhabit if the president had access to intelligence reports.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Serious question. Do you think Trump knows that China leads the world in renewable energy buildout and production? Has anyone ever explained that to him?
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welders and dental hygienists wear masks because they are intelligent people who can’t do their jobs without them. ICE and Border Patrol agents wear masks because they are micro-dick criminal cunts and cowards. Are we all clear on this?
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: Trump announces Lake America to be drained, “cleaned,” then paved and painted blue. “We will make it the greatest lake anyone has ever seen. Nobody has ever done this before,” he said. “Joe Biden could never do this, he was so weak and disgusting. But Trump will do it IMMEDIATELY!”
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SERIOUS EFFING QUESTION: AT WHAT POINT DO WE CONCLUDE THIS ADMIN IS TAKING ORDERS AND DIRECTION DIRECTLY FROM PUTIN AND XI?
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Inside Trump’s Brain: 1-11 1. Distract from Epstein, stay out of jail. 2. Hide assault, rape and murder history. 3. Make bank 4. Crash economy 5. Bankrupt farmers 6. Sharks scary 7. Natalie hot, sexy 8. Putin hot, sexy 9. Love letters to murderers 10. All Biden’s fault 11. Bankrupt more farmers
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Your tax dollars at work. By my math, this snuff-film production operation that Trump loves so much is costing us $21M per kill while having zero impact on drug flow. Please share. U.S. Military Kills 2 People in Attack on Boat in Pacific www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/u...
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U.S. Military Kills 2 People in Attack on Boat in Pacific
The United States has killed at least 223 people since its campaign of boat strikes began nearly a year ago.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dr. Daniel Hoffman’s interview with Sam & Annika Harris from a few years ago blew my mind; listened to it 3-4 times. Here’s what this hard-nosed scientist’s math is NOW showing him: “Discarnate intelligence is the norm.” Science is finally catching up with NDE’ers. m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUMU...
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Traces of the Other: Are DMT Entities Real? Donald Hoffman and Andrew Gallimore in Conversation
YouTube video by Trace Institute
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You can open this brilliant work at any random page and encounter more wisdom than exists in all of J.D. Vance’s tormented religious views. Far, far more. Now, I realize that’s a low bar, but this book is truly remarkable. @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Well, duhh.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump has upgraded from wearing an XXL diaper to actually wearing a prosthetic toilet in his pants.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A remarkable piece by M. Gessen in today’s NYT. As fascism descends on America, every one of us is issued an expansive, open-hearted invitation to empathy. Will we accept it, or will we decline and instead enlist our free will in service to fear and division? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/o...
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Opinion | What’s Happening in Kansas Should Alarm Us All (Gift Article)
Is Kansas just the beginning?
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Democrats Got Lucky in Wisconsin. They Should Learn From It.
A wild primary for governor offers a warning for a party already looking toward 2028.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social A correction for Joe. Please relay. The purpose of the war was not to end Iran’s nuclear program. That’s what Trump wanted you to think, and amazingly, he succeeded! The purpose of the war was to get Epstein off the front pages. Period.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Most obvious of Trump’s many tells: Whenever he say, “As you know…” the next words out of his mouth are completely false.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cassidy. Any chance this guy is a profile in courage? No way.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The appointment of a criminal President’s defense attorney as Attorney General is a grotesquerie.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
BREAKING: TRUMP EXPLODES IN ANGER, SHITS HIMSELF IN OVAL OFFICE WHILE READING NYT. 'WHAT IS THIS PURPLE X? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? GET BLANCHE IN HERE. WE'RE GOING TO SUE THE TIMES AGAIN! PURPLE X MY ASS, WHAT IS THAT? CHANGE MY DIAPER! GET ME A FRESH DIAPER!"
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Donald Trump's impact on American fashion trends is an under-reported phenomenon. This Subject line from an email I received from JC Penney this morning indicates that massive-diaper-concealing trousers are now all the rage among his base.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In Trump’s “mind,” the enemy is and always has been the media. That’s why he said, on March 11th, that he won his war in the “first hour.” The purpose of the war was to get the Epstein Files off the front page. An hour into his war, they were. Ergo, he won the war.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
GOP women and MAGA women, the doubts and confusion you feel are true and normal! Please know that help is available from others who have found their way out. And pass it on! 🙂 youtu.be/JbdnlJK9Pu0?...
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FED UP Trump Voter TURNS AGAINST Him and FIGHTS BACK
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do you have any Republican friends or family members who know how to read? If so, send them this.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Donald Trump is Putin's (and history's) most useful idiot. Why? Because he is a moronic beast, completely ignorant of geopolitics, who ONLY cares about himself. Putin's aim is to destroy the United States from within. EVERYTHING Trump does furthers that aim. EVERYTHING. @johnsipher.bsky.social
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The common type of Bigfoot sighting is the highway crossing, because people travel on highways. Next are sightings by hunters, who spend a lot of time being very quiet in Sasquatch habitat doing the same thing the Sasquatches are doing. Here is a classic highway sighting. bfro.net/GDB/show_rep...
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BFRO Report 65630: Daylight sighting by RV motorist just south of Nass River Bridge
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If anyone is still confused about Trump’s behaviors, I recommend you brush up on your child psychology. Because he never advanced, behaviorally or emotionally, after about age six. And I mean that literally.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The DNC needs compelling new messages and a messenger who can deliver them. Ken Martin must recognize that his greatest service to the party will be fulfilled by stepping aside for her/him. Exit now to applause, Ken. Delay longer and you'll be run out on a rail. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/26/u...
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Inside the Phone-Throwing Drama at the Troubled, Broke Democratic Party (Gift Article)
The Democrats should be well positioned to make gains in this year’s midterms. But inside party headquarters, every week brings paranoia, worries about money and, on occasion, emotional eruptions.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What kind of maladjusted freak do you have to be to say something like this?
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Focused attention on the unnaturally huge populations of protected California sea lions up and down the West Coast is LONG OVERDUE. Sasquatches benefit when more salmon make it home to their spawning grounds, as do ALL forms of forest life. It’s about balance. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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Congress weighs killing more seals, sea lions to save salmon
The debate comes as marine wildlife officials investigate the shooting of a baby harbor seal found near Bellingham this month with a gunshot wound to its face.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Like and share (especially with your GOP friends). We need a lot more of this. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/21/o...
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Opinion | Trump’s Kiss of Death (Gift Article)
On top of everything else, the president is inept.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wow.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hello Connecticut! Here’s a nice sighting from the area around Voluntown. Another motorist whose life will never be the same! “Ask a thousand men, or ask one who knows.” -Socrates bfro.net/GDB/show_rep...
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BFRO Report 81329: Close range road crossing sighting of a sasquatch by motorist at 1:45am July 5 next to Pachaug River 14 crow miles east of Norwich
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Prominent die-hard Trumpists are many things. But first, foremost, and always, they are idiots.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump flopped last night. He’s bored with his own endless bullshit and failing on all fronts. He has no fuel left. He’s ready to check out, but can’t. GOP morale low & falling. Miller and a few others are running the Admin. He will be increasingly disconnected even as the Epstein Files re-emerge.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My family and I are blessed to be represented in Congress by Pramila Jayapal, Patty Murray, and Maria Cantwell. That is a trifecta of excellence. You know how often I need to call or write them to urge a correct vote? NEVER! Why? Because they are ethical public servants, not idiotic crooks.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Great piece! The sentence that will stay with me most, because it suggests the depth of his confusions and torments, is when his wife says to Vance, “Therapy doesn’t work for you, but church does.” And no, we do not want that man in the Oval. JD Vance Is Worried www.nytimes.com/2026/07/07/o...
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Opinion | JD Vance Is Worried
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Excellent piece. flip.it/fgb5oi
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America is already locking up toothpaste, and the mass layoffs have barely started
I was recently in Kansas City. My Uber driver was Jesse — sharp, easy to talk to. He mentioned, almost offhandedly, that his girlfriend’s mother and a close friend had just moved in with them…
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You watch. At the NATO summit Trump will display, again the behaviors of a man whose testicles are held in a vise by Putin. His actions will confirm that Trump will sacrifice alliances, lives, our founding values and morality itself — to prevent the kompromat’s release. @johnsipher.bsky.social
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jack Smith for President.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Look, let's all agree on something for 2028, okay? If the nominee has a D after their name, they GET OUR VOTE and FULL SUPPORT. Far left, moderate, center-right, I do not give a shit. Sexting, a few bad votes, I do not give a shit; THEY GET OUR VOTE OR WE LOSE OUR NATION. FOREVER. Focus.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The shit be-splattered psychopath rapist in the Oval Office gave a highly inflated no-bid contract to the vandals who wrecked the Reflecting Pool and now he’s bringing in law enforcement to run a dragnet and capture them. Why doesn’t he just pick up the fucking phone?
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Vance trying to sell the catastrophic “deal” with Iran as a “win/win for the US” had me thinking about those timeshare sales breakfasts that vacationers are forced to attend as penance for booking cut-rate, all-inclusive packages in stiflingly humid beach towns where norovirus runs rampant.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#TrumpSurrender
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I wonder if ANY investigational news outlet with a budget north of $500 is looking into Sascha Riley’s story. This era has seen dozens of Pulitzer-potential stories die, partly because they seem unbelievable, but MOSTLY because editors lack curiosity, a nose for news, balls, and budget.
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Sasquatch @realsasquatch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Make those flight reservations now folks, because if you think fuel and fare prices are coming down anytime soon, you are just as delusional as the psychopathic moron in the Oval Office. (This is reporting from Semafor.)
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