WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...

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Alt: Meryl Streep in a blue robe is saying “NOW a warning?!?” She looks haggard, desperately seeking rejuvenation.

Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch wrapped in a blue blanket eating a piece of cheese .