Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I wish I could fly right up to the sky but I can't..." No you can't you're a pooch but you're my buddy so I'll make you feel like you can... 000
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026"there there Grampa you mad old bastard, I'll give you a good British wet willy if you behave yourself" 000
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025If only there was some way to reflect my listens through all my other music apps! 010
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2025My wife donated this sticker to me, she knows me well. Where to stick it tho, barring my forehead... 010
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Even my dog is fucked off with the state of the world 010
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Curious, signing a piece of paper with your chubby little orange pig knuckles maketh not a map change for anyone you damned fool 000
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 08/02/2025It's typically this time of year when my dog channels it's tiny wookie/ewok crossover look. No amount of regular trimming makes a difference 010
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 05/01/2025My best mate was very ill with flu for a couple weeks right over the Christmas period so I didn't get to see him until last Thursday...made him a foot long gnarly sausage roll to aid his further recovery, job done 000
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Every time I break out a new roll of gorilla packing tape it transports me back to the halcyon days of my first true urethane wheels for my skateboard. Dimensions and colour are very similar. California Slicks Pig City Brighton England 010
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024@idlesband.bsky.social Brighton Centre December 1st 2024 Video courtesy of @rosipo.bsky.social Idles go fucking hard....they also go beautifully gently We love them they love us No God No King Love is the Fing Great gig fellas thank you so much 011
Red Monkey @realredmonkey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Blimey - apparently calling out a reform MP for being a POS on Xitter resulted in this earlier 000
