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Ray Porter

@realrayporter.bsky.social
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Actor, narrator, author, guitar botherer, wrench wielder, book reader, uisge appreciator, Guinness emptier, homesick for the UK, and other things

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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
When work is interrupted by tree surgeons, is it okay to watch the wood chipper and imagine things I’d like tossed in there? Asking for a friend.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
🙏
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I love that silly nonsense
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Loved that series
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hehehe. Nice to have the band back together.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Wow!
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Yep! A long time ago
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Shropshire
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Ashridge Forest. I’ll just stay here awhile if that’s okay.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yikes! Definitely not me
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Carefully driving through the post-apocalyptic hellscape of Los Angeles.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ha ha! Thank you!!
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thank you! I’ve been trying to figure out something that keeps me from doom scrolling.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Thank you!
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Sounds right up my alley
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Thank you!
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Ahh, I would if I could! Sadly I’ll not be there.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I loved this one.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Rainy day in Pasadena. The weather feels British and I’m very happy about that.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
And I appreciate that. And thank you for letting know too!
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I appreciate that the new CEO came onboard after the company bent the knee but “oops” and “we are going to urge them to consult about public lands” isn’t effective. It’s like “urging” racist skinheads to leave a punk bar. I’ll shop again at REI when their language moves beyond “please don’t”.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Have a look at Jonathan Maberry, Scott Sigler, and Peter Clines. Really really fun authors. If those three ever collaborated, my head might explode.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Jonathan Maberry @jonathanmaberry.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Join JOE LEDGER as he takes Havoc Team to the creepy town of Pine Deep. Expect action, wild science, sarcasm, & general weirdness. Available in print, eBook, & audio (read by @realrayporter.bsky.social ) From @macmillanusa.bsky.social & @macmillanaudio.bsky.social #joeledger #BURNTOSHINE #Thriller
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The court of Craven the Incontinent and his cult are incapable of thinking about things like honor. Much less even care. So it falls to all of us.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
And that is heartbreaking
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
From L to R- Pfc. Dante D. Taitano Sgt. Edvin F. Franco Sgt. Jose Duenez Jr. Staff Sgt. Troy S. Knutson-Collins “At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Lithuania stopped and gave respect. As we all should. Golf? You dishonorable chunk of shite.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It’s a side tale so I’m not muscling in on his territory.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Dammit. Missed you by a day.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If I pick one, the others get jealous but here’s a few. 1. That tree was my friend when everything went to hell 2. Anckerwyke, where Henry VIII courted Anne Boleyn 3. Just a tree in St. Albans growing on Roman ruins with someone special sitting under it as I grow out of my own ruins.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
You have to even ask?
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I am so angry at the betrayal.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Definitely bittersweet. But I’m not emotional. I didn’t cry after he drove away in his first car. No siree
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Brief break in the clouds.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The little kid in this photo is now taller than me. And he’s going to CU Boulder in the honors program. I will be annoyingly proud for a while and then back to the normal level (which is pretty damn high) in a few days.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Uhhhh….. I should check my emails….
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My brother wrote a helluva book
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Went out and made fun noises with this today.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I can think of no one better.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
There’s just something about a Studebaker. OM1 mk ii 17mm f1.2
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
😂
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’ve got ancestors from Donegal. The idiot has put forward “Irish heritage month”. I’ll celebrate my heritage by saying this to him: Póg mo thòin agus ith mo chac. Oh, and P.S.: I celebrate Black History Month year round because it is American history. So get tae feck.
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Thank you! Wow, you must’ve marathoned your way through it!
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Jonathan Maberry @jonathanmaberry.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Joe Ledger returns in BURN TO SHINE --TOMORROW!!!!!! Print and ebook from @macmillanusa.bsky.social Audiobook by @macmillanaudio.bsky.social -read by @realrayporter.bsky.social #joeledger #thriller #bestseller
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Jazz hands @firefly-aerospace.bsky.social! You are on the Moon!
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Ray Porter @realrayporter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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