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The Real Rayburn

@realrayburn.bsky.social
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+18!! Lumpy dragon brainrot ONLY (design heavily inspired by Bartok the Magnificent)

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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmmm? 👀
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can relate I need this 24/7
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly same here, never enough of this silly derg
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah! I will be looking forward to it 💙
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hoho~ That would be something to look forward to
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's me hoping #Ludmilloween makes a comeback this year. Fear not, I will indulge in some doodles regardless!
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No fire? Use your butt #realrayburn
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh shush you big... Bloated pumpkin! I still don't know how the kingdom's letting a fat monster live here with us
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Don't... Can't... Understand... GRAHH whatever, give me the ale! Now!
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I don't have an overtly blue round gut! *Looks down, pokes blue round gut* Guh... This... Huff... What's this?
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
GRAHAHA! You must be drunk. I'm handsome human, not lizard. Not fat. ...M-more ale? Maybe... Yes... *Glug glug glug*
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*Turns around savagely* Grrh? I'm not... Fatty. I'm lean! Fit! Elegant human!
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Graaah!! Where are... Feet? Can't see feet! 🫐
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Colored it cause it's a really funny one #realrayburn
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kobolds? You mean backup dancers! Hop up and make me look good in front of the other dragons
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*Whimper~?!* 💦
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Exactly xD
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*GRRRR!*
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Heheh, missed me? >;)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Rayburn has the body of a dragon but the brain of a former human. When it's mating season, his body urges to do a mating dance, but his brain doesn't know any. ...So he twerks #realrayburn
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Silly balloon request #tfeveryday #tfsky #realrayburn
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Humph! You will see... When I... Huff... Get up!!
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hah! And from who? You? You can't even see your feet with that pumpkin gut of yours!
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Even the guards?? My, I fear my talent has become too big for this kingdom 😌🩵 (Thank you! LOTS of fun expressions and goofy proportions to explore with this guy~)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Good taste >:3
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hmmm... I'll think about it 😈
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh? Am I hearing the voice of a volunteer right now?
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sometimes it's hard to r e a c h #realrayburn
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think I've found a fan out here~ >;) 💙
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The neck is one of my favorite parts to TF 💙
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How did that song go? Oh, yes: #tfeveryday #realrayburn
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Casio 🏳️‍⚧️ @casiogatorra.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
These two dragons were humans not long ago, though it doesn’t stop them complaining about humans as though they’re a different species. Which I guess they are. My half of an art trade with @deltadjinn.bsky.social
Two dragons sat on impossibly small stools drunkenly bitching about humans.

Casio on the left is pink, pear shaped, with stegosaurus style pentagon spikes on their tail and a blue mane of hair behind their darker pink horns. They are spilling their wine

Delta is on the right, a deep bluish indigo pear dragon with a turquoise and saturated peach flame tipped tail, with similar flames for hair, goatee and elbows


Casio: y'know what sore asshole said to me, the other day?-"HOWS THE WEATHER UP THERE?"
Like there's a fucking MICRO-
- CLIMATE AROUND MY HEAD...
I DON'T MISS BEING A PUNY HUMAN BUT DAMN DO US DRAGONS GET A LOT of BULLSHIT!

Delta: UGH! HUMANS ARG THE WORST!
WONT SPEED UP OR DISPERSE TO MAKE ROOM FOR A DRAGON... (HIC) YET THEY
Go WHININ' TO THE PIGS IF I SO
MUCH AS SPIT A TINY EMBER IN ther direction... LIKE DAMN, Sorry
we’re coot, in I GUESS?

Casio: You're DARN RIGHT.. Though
THE FIREY BURPS, DRACOPHOBIC
INFRASTRUCTURE (HIC) ROUND HERE LEAVES A LOT TO BE DESIRED.

Delta: You're talling ME! Though I Gotta say… these are some REAL DURABLE
STOOLS THEY HAVE HERE.…
AND ANOTHER THING, why are they ALWAYS staring at our giant co- (he was gonna say cocks)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
OOF
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Spitting fire Ludmilla style! [Request]
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
HEH, you know how the story ends. I think I did get a liiiittle bigger, just a bit, eh? >:)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Request turned into a bit of lore: an unconscious thought on blueberries ended up influencing Rayburn's transformation. ALL of his inner stuff manifested tenfold on the outside, even that weird feeling he got from squishing a round, swollen blueberry... 🫐
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You have great taste >:3
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A glass of the most refined wine for the most refined man~ A masterclass on sheer elegance! [Request art]
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The last trace of humanity left~ Which is about to snap >;)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Request from today. Go on, have a closer look. I don't bite~ 😈
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's only natural >;)
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The 🐻🐺 Derp (sometimes 🐰🦦) @xids.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Day 15 - Don Bluth Style - Aeryn: Oh wow Aeryn found an old unreleased Don Bluth VHS tape about a dragon and their lair full of shinies! It seeming a bit too real now, oh well they'll be nice and distracted by their new shiny hoard. #TransforMAYtion #TransforMAYtion26
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Des @desgoat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
didnt draw this today: am sticking to my break. but have this doodle from a bit ago. Defiantly just a normal barkeep
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
NOTHING shines brighter than me! *ROAR*
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Hmm... A tribute? For me? I can't blame you for admiring my inevitable beauty~ I will accept your boring ale *glug glug glug*
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What if...
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"In ALL my splendor~" I like the idea of Rayburn repeating the same pattern of cocky behaviour even after turning into a dragon
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Unfiltered colors (I love this version)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Reaching new heights~ (Screencap redraw)
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The Real Rayburn @realrayburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Absolutely~
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