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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Whereas I, as a poster, am very much Your Favorite Poster, everyone's favorite poster, many people are screaming this from the tremendous mass graves. No one ever dug mass graves like this before me! So, so sad, and yet so true.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

It's just common sense for the Xiongnu hordes to have war chariots and repeating crossbows.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The truly wise sovereign understands that dissolving one's political enemies in vats of acid is often the quickest way to a total solution.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

And we looked at all of the conditions that presented themselves that evening in the E'Pang throne room, and I will say... it is not a particularly secure building. I didn't want to say this. But this is why we must have all of the attributes of what we are constructing beneath Mount Li...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Confucians are WEAK on Crime, & terrible for Foreign Policy. They talk about "fear" of the Qin Empire, but don't mention the FEAR that the Ruist School, & all other Schools of Thought, had during the Warring States, when the chaos of endless war made philosophical dialogue a desperate scramble...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Many States, especially those who are affected by Xiongnu’s attempted closure of the Ordos Loop, will be sending War Chariots, in conjunction with Great Qin, to keep the Loop open & safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Xiongnu’s Military capability...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Moments ago, at my direction, Qin Central Command executed one of the most powerful naval raids in the History of the Middle Kingdom, and totally obliterated every MILITARY target on the Eight Immortals' crown jewel, Penglai Island.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Qin Military Conscription has, at the medium & upper medium grade, never been higher or better - As was stated to me today, we have a virtually unlimited supply of troops. Wars can be fought "forever," & very successfully, using just these men (which are better than other kingdoms' finest troops!).

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Xiongnu just stated that they are going to raid very hard today, harder than they have ever hit before. THEY BETTER NOT DO THAT, HOWEVER, BECAUSE IF THEY DO, WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A POTTERY ARMY THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

HAVE YOU APOLOGIZED TO QIN SHIHUANG?! HE IS THE MOST IMMORTAL SOVEREIGN IN THE EMPIRE'S HISTORY!!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Yeah, uh, I'm too smart for books! So, uh, Twitter's upset about that. There's obviously some fuckin eunuchs who read books, who's really upset by the fact that I have a 110M tael horse collection, & 400M taels of property around the world. I'm one of the most well-known, relevant people.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Reading books is a very cheap way to, I guess "entertain.” I wouldn’t call it entertainment, because my brain is far too advanced. I’m too smart to read. I know you’re sitting there going, “Smart people read!” No. I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with concubines, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Lü Buwei and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things. But I don’t.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Ah, it's a *long*-life potion. It's the ultimate long life potion. And I think it puts everybody in a really good position, especially as it pertains to security & mercury & everything else. How long? Ah... infinite. There is no time limit. It's forever. You ever hear of a 仙? It exists forever...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

And all we’re asking for is to get Ba-Shu, including right title and ownership, because you need the ownership to defend it. You can’t defend it on a lease. Legally, it’s not defensible that way. Totally.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Building the Great Wall, it's going to just by its very nature... going to be defending Yan. Yan gets a lot of freebies from us, by the way. They should be grateful also, but they're not. I watched your Crown Prince yesterday. He wasn't so grateful...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

A very sad thing has befallen Great Qin. Han Fei, a tortured & struggling, but once brilliant thinker of Legalist thought, has passed away in one of E'Pang's dungeons, reportedly due to the anger he provoked in others through his massive, unyielding & incurable affliction...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Truly, it is the beneficent & virtuous empire that ensures that it's magnanimous police actions are all properly framed & shot for convenient video distribution! Auspicious!!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE CONFUCIAN TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS, AS DIVINE-THEARCH OF ALL UNDER HEAVEN, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF GRAVE PROPORTION! THE HANJIAN THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE ENSLAVED AT THE WALL RIGHT NOW...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I don't care when the Court passes the Secretariat's Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don't want Legalists to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we've had, including THE GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL, Closed Borders No Men in the Inner Court

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Sima Qian is suffering from an incurable case of Qin Derangement Syndrome (QDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage, likely due to the fact that his "historical annals" is a Ratings DISASTER. Aside from everything else, Sima has no testicles, and he should be buried IMMEDIATELY!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Lightweight Prisoner Transport Officer Liu Bong (Because you'd have to be smoking Green Grass from your BONG to like this guy!), betrayed the entire Qin Empire when he turned Confucian, performed poorly on his trip to Mt. Li, and became the LION that we all know he always was...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Now that the Confucians are using the Xu Fu Hoax, involving Confucians, not Legalists, to try and deflect from their disastrous WRONGTHINK, and all of their other failures, I will be asking Chancellor Zhao Gao, and the Ministry of Justice...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

While mercury prices have dropped substantially, the price of Great Wall construction has gone up - therefore, you know that something is "fishy." We will get to the bottom of it very quickly, if there is criminality, those people responsible will pay a steep price!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

If Confucian Candidate Liu Bei win the Succession for Sovereign of the Empire, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Ancestral Blessings, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

REMAIN IN SINGLE FILE! DO NOT STEP OUT OF LINE! YOU WILL EACH GET YOUR TURN!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

THE CONFUCIAN SECRET POLICE PLACED 274 BARBARIANS INTO THE CROWD AT THE DAZEXIANG UPRISING. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good officials will be owed big posthumous apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! Emperor QSH

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Based on the Statement just issued by Modu Chanyu, I believe they are ready for a lasting PEACE. Xiongnu must immediately stop the raiding of Tuntian colonies, so that we can get the Huaxia out safely and quickly!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

THE CONFUCIANS WANT TO GIVE YOUR MERCURY TO ILLEGAL BARBARIANS AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO THE BANDITS OF THE STEPPES.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

After getting to know and fully understand the Ba/Shu Military and Economic situation and, after seeing the Economic trouble it is causing Shu, I think Ba, with the support of Chu, is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ba back in its original form. ...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

There are parts of the world that don't take immortality elixirs. There's a rumor, and I don't know if it's so or not, that Nan Yue, they don't have mercury because they don't have the money for mercury, and they have virtually no autism. Okay? Tell me about that one!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

And they have to move quickly. When the alternative is that nothing bad can happen, let's do it not. I was just saying to Zhao Gao & the group, "Let's do it now." Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

"NO CLEAR ANSWERS ON WHETHER QIN SHI HUANG SEAL-STAMPED THE ORDER TO BURN BOOKS & BURY SCHOLARS"! TOTAL & COMPLETE EXONERATION!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

More than 15 Trillion jin of bronze will be given as tribute to Qin, a RECORD. Much of this investment is because of Mandateof Heaven. If a Radical Ruist Court is allowed to terminate this Mandate, almost all of this tribute, and much more, will be immediately cancelled!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE. Also, XIANYANG IS A CRIME FREE ZONE! Emperor QSH

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

A Statement from Ying (Zhao) Zheng, Supreme Temporal Lord & Divine Thearch of the Qin Dynasty of the Huaxia Civilization: Iron & salt will not be Tariffed!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Zhao Gao, a registered Legalist, has the "HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for Imperial Castration, & the cocks are "flying off the groins." Go get 'em, Zhao! On the other side of the ledger, Confucianism did a stupid, & seriously FILIAL moral remonstration, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

After many yrs Goguryeo has agreed to accept Qin Sorghum! For a long time, & even though we are great friends, they actually banned our Grain. Now, we are going to sell so much to Goguryeo because this is undeniable & irrefutable Proof that Qin Grain is the Safest & Best in 天下!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

My statement on the Steppe Fearsome Slaves has totally blown up, but only in a very positive way. I may put a restriction on them that if they don't change the name back to the original "Donghu," and get rid of the ridiculous monker, "Xiongnu," I won't let them pay Tribute.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

The Northern Steppe "Whatever's" should IMMEDIATELY change their name back to the Steppe Eastern Hu Barbarian Confederation. There is a big clamoring for this. Likewise, Yue, one of the original regions of Chu, with a storied past.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

What’s going on with my “男s” &, in some cases, “太监s?” They’re all going after Grand Chancellor Zhao Gao, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We’re on one Team, MQGA, & I don’t like what’s happening.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I am saddened to watch Chen Sheng & Wu Guang go completely "off the rails," essentially becoming REBELS over the past five weeks. They even want to start a New Dynasty, despite the fact that they have never succeeded in the Empire - the System seems not designed for them.

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

As Immortal Divine-Sovereign of Great Qin, I'm not going to let this Confucian Lunatic destroy Yan. Rest assured, I hold all the mercury, and I have all the pottery warriors. I'll save Yanjing, and make it "Hot" and "Legalist" again, just like I did with Good Ol' Qin!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

We have just been informed that Xiongnu, a very difficult Tribe to TRADE with, including the fact that they have raided our Tiantian farmers as much as 400%, for years, on Sorghum Products, has just announced that they are putting a Plunder Tax on our Qin Wallbuilders...

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

THE BA AND THE SHU HAVE BEEN FIGHTING SO LONG THAT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING ANYMORE, THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN!!

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𝕼𝖎𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖍𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖌 @realqinshihuang.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

CHU is not going to attack Yue. All cavalry will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly "Pony Wave" to Yue. Nobody will be hurt, the Tranquility is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! YING ZHENG, DIVINE-SOVEREIGN OF GREAT QIN

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