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Lady Arturia

@realpupperoni.bsky.social
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Any/All Pronouns [He/She/They/Xe/Fae/Your pronouns] Chaotic Gender Trashfire and occasional writer. I don't have wings, so I guess I'll look up at this sky, and crawl along the Earth. Pfp by @idyllruin

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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is me btw if you even care
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When I tell you these are the blueprints for who I want to be
Saber from Fate/Stay NightArcueid Brunestud from TsukihimeRin Tohsaka from Fate/Stay NightCiel from Tsukihime
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Painted nails first time in years
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Honorary big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when I'm big chilling
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
patiently looking forward to my goat being animated
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Been starting to do a lot of D4 and PoE2 hardcore runs and just got exploded by not paying attention to a on death mechanic running through a dungeon. RIP.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Yo why does Little Caesar have drill feet?
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Soylent green is muppets
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
posting these again before I sleep to maybe will myself to do something about it tomorrow when I have energy
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This is actually what I expected to get so, yeah, accurate
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Here is an unrelated screen grab of Alex Trebek from an episode of Jeopardy! from 1991.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I know it's wookiepedia but reading this is so fucking funny when it's like ITS BOTH Like WHY THATS DUMB
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I made another one for Maeve. I swear she's more well adjusted.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Roast me for my insane taste and my insane commitment to playing a character that combines elements of all these people
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
also did they add angel
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
what the fuck is his ass doing in this game
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Arturia coded characters
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHES BACK BABY SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE LETS WARP SPIDERS CHARGE AFTER TELEPORTING I NEED TO MAKE AN ELDAR ARMY FOR REAL AND GO PLAY SOMEWHERE
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Some of the greatest artifacts ready to pick up off the floor in Balmora for anyone and oh my god I'm gonna throw up I'm so bad at leaving stuff around
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
my last save was "Guess lets check out fort frostmoth" So i must've been planning on doing bloodmoon, and my last journal entry was waiting for Boethiah's shrine to be remade. My drip from that playthrough. I got a 24 pt constant fatigue ring so I can never run out.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Oh my god the reward here was a zetachrome lune that has +1 AV and movespeed and carry weight
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Historic location in the moon-stair, easiest enemies ever. Deep Slumberlings that I annihilate in 2-3 hits.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Turned in the quest and recolored ourselves in the colors of the Seekers of the Sightless way who we've upped our rep with through schrodingers pages, in honor of our friend Tau-no-Longer. Our cherub friends have been lost, one to an esper assassin's sunder mind, the other to a space time vortex
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We assisted Tau-no-Longer on her journey of -elseing and joining the Seekers of the Sightless Way. We have been richly rewarded, and have acquired a psychic power source for our Golem that Barathum has instructed we build to ascend the Spindle.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We survived the journey. Learned more about the world. And returned with a buff for an additional floating nearby slot. Also my companions were immediately hostile and I was naked and esper assassins spawned in so that was very very spicy.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Mundornus was killed by Cherubim, and we have since beguiled and proselytized said Cherubim of time into our retinue. We braved the Tomb of the Eaters and ascended its halls unto the Tomb of Resheph, where our deeds will be engraved and we shall die and see Brightsheol
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Also Tyla got sucked into a portal and I tried to follow after him but I didn't end up in the same place so he's been lost forever. We made a new friend, the legendary quatravolt Mundornus. He multiplies himself and unleashes torrents of electricity on our enemies.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
We have met Barathum and thus been given our next quest. Find Pax Klang in the heart of the fungal Rainbow Wood so that he may consult on the device we are creating to ascend the spindle.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The Putus Templars assault Grit Gate, we have fought them off without issue, all Barathumites survive. Live and Drink. Tyla has acquired a full set of Fullerite armor off the Templars.
Sellia, Gloaming, Tyla, Shem-1, Dardi, a chromeling, and a Templar corpse
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Allied with the Earl, we continue with the Main Quest. Also, we picked up a snapjaw friend we have named Tyla. He is a good boy and leveled up a lot from our grinding. We will be outfitting him shortly for the next stretch of fighting. He will specialize in multiweapons, and he has a stinger tail!
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I don't know what happened or how this occurred but the pet either spawned and is now following me everywhere and I kinda love this this is great
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
We slew the Sky-Bear and won his Flume-Flier and vibrokopesh. We met with misunderstanding of the mechanimists but quickly we found common ground and gained a new ally in Phinae Hoshaiah who shall join me in my travels for a time.
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
We're back and Sellia is braving the broken cryo tubes, glittering rock-men, and only three trolls, of Bethesda Susa
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
thank you this is the highest form of compliment
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
1 I'm talking about the 1994 game 2 yes and its really good you can choose Space Marines, Cops, Guard, or Sisters
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Shout-out to the artistic decision in the Sonnenfeld Addams Family movies to always have Morticia be lit like this with her band across her eyes
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Lady Arturia @realpupperoni.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Gloaming beats his wings, striking shadow from the feathers that coalesce into a vision. Void water gives way to ancient doom and the passing of rich men's bane from hand to hand until it rests lost amidst the canopies of goatfolk and chrome zealots.
The seven lords of House Isner feasted on boar gut and swilled wine from gilded cups in the ivy-strewn halls of their hold. They spared no concern for temperance, for the coffers of their house had swelled with gardeners' gold amassed through the sale of water drawn from the lords' wells. But as the gluttonous barons counted seven amongst their clan, so had become numbered their days of debauchery when the son of a beggared gardener swore a vengeful oath in the name of his father against the house of Isner.

The penniless boy beseeched a gunsmith of great repute to craft for him a pistol of the most exquisite artistry with which he could be sure to vanquish the seven lords, and in return the boy promised the smith all the spoils of the battle. The smith, who in the hazel eyes of the boy beheld the spirit of vengeance, agreed.

And so the boy, armed with the masterwork pistol, cast open the doors of the Hall of Isner with a fury that shook their iron hinges and seized upon the supping lords. Before any of them had yet set down their gilded cups, the boy unholstered the pistol and shot dead six of the sons of Isner. The last lord rejoiced at his fortune and reached for his hip from where he would sling a pistol of his own at the spent boy.But as his crooked finger freed his holster's strap, the boy shot the lord between the eyes, for the smith had crafted for the boy a pistol with seven chambers and seven slugs. Such it was that on this day the house of Isner fell.
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