realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026...second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans fucking everything 32360
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kent police says officers "responded to a spontaneous protest". Spontaneous -- yeah, right. I always dress all in black with a balaclava for a day at the seaside. 050
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026(Graeme Garden voice) Bring Me the Thog of Alfredo Garcia 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It's a lost cause. I've even heard it from a former minister of education (Baroness Blackstone, IIRC). 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026First time. Addicted now. I found a Rarity-75 word worth 92 pts in OUTLIER. SHARPSHOOTER · 841 points · 10 rare words. No one else in Outlier has ever found it. 7 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/WALLVYplayoutlier.comOUTLIER · Daily Global Word Game Scored on RarityThe daily global word game where rare words win. Same grid worldwide. Can you find what everyone else misses? 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"Please remember that there is a 10-year prison sentence for the destruction, or even the attempted destruction, of such things – Which will be fully enforced!" Trump said on social media. 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Surely it should be PANINI'S'S 060
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm surprised not to see Farrago calling for "cold hard rage". Oh wait, no I'm not. 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026OK, bit of a worry for him, but the real concern here should be for the patient who _should_ have been having the scan. If the mixup hadn't been spotted, that guy could have ended up with untreated testicular cancer (but a pain-free shoulder). 030
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 19/05/2026That is so demeaning to orangutans 1100
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Trump will shortly sign an executive order declaring that pi is equal to 3. Taylor I. Record vindicated at last! 010
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026"Eggs are down 60%". Only 60%? Not 1600%? 030
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026A politician who is herself the daughter of immigrants, to boot. 1341
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Absorbed into aubergine slices, then motorcycle couriers. 020
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026"...an operation by [US] special forces could be tasked with detecting, destroying or removing the hundreds of kilograms of highly enriched uranium...". What could possibly go wrong? 010
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Just waiting for them to seize the Chagos Islands. 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Not "gambling with World War Three" or anything... 051
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Oh, he'll probably want to 'acquire' Iceland next, won't he? And then Antarctica. 310
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Isn't that domestic terrorism? 040
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025First one to be called 'Trumpy McTrumpface'. 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025...and winner of the mrs joyful prize for rafia work. 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Christians In Name Only. ChINOs? 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Nosferatu, Eine Symphonie Des Grauens 120
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 22/07/2025London Calling, The Clash The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin Engines stop running, but I have no fear Because London is drowning and I, I live by the river 010
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 25/06/2025“Who’d have thought a whale could be so heavy?” 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Who was it who told Zelensky "You're gambling with World War Three"? Oh, yeah... 0234
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Too much to expect him to have heard of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. 100
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Olivetti P6060. 8-inch floppy drive, built-in thermal printer, locked into Olivetti's own dialect of BASIC. Ours also had a large floor-standing cabinet which contained (IIRC) just two additional 8-inch floppy drives, allowing us to have separate system and data discs. Punched-tape reader for input. 000
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Clear and Present Dangler Sitar Wars 010
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Would never have started if Trump had been pres.... Oh, wait 020
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Why just Americans? Can we Brits play too? 4380
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 03/12/2024If you have a gravy lake that needs gathering in, then you didn't have enough roast potatoes. 050
realphilbailey.bsky.social @realphilbailey.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The Bespoke Overcoat Or on a lighter note Carry On Constable 010
