Real Person @realpersonhm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I was playing magic poker with a bunch of time wizards, and for my first hand I was given a sigil yesterday. For my second hand, though... I was dealt a rune tommorow. 120
Reposted by Real PersonThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/03/2025New Study Too Frightening To Releasetheonion.comNew Study Too Frightening To ReleasePALO ALTO, CA–Researchers at Stanford University are refusing to release a comprehensive three-year interdisciplinary study on the grounds that the results are "too terrifying to reveal to the public ... 493227313
Reposted by Real PersonMhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Deltarune fandom current status 104167673206
Reposted by Real Personbug @eggbug.bsky.social · 16/02/2025the union is more than a little upset the new company headphones are the shitty kind with no cat ears. this is grounds for a walk out 0528
Reposted by Real PersonSweater Weather @sweathergames.bsky.social · 14/02/2025low key (high key) absolutely obsessed with MINDWAVE. Abbie is absolutely everything good in the world rolled up into a single manic hyperfem bundle of joy first time I've ever donated to a kickstarter, please PLEASE play the demo #mwfanartcontest #mindwave #mindwaveabbie #mindwavepandora #fanart 022153
Reposted by Real Personneotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Owls lay eggs that are almost spheres. This is because they worship mathematical roundness; they consider themselves holier than other birds, and every mother smashes the least spherical egg of her clutch 710010
Real Person @realpersonhm.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This is a tawny frogmouth, the best bird. Here are things they do right (other birds, take notes): • Funny looking face • Amazing name • Does not eat worms (so they do not absorb their evil) • Nocturnal • Camouflage 100
Real Person @realpersonhm.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Frogs are cool. Worms, on the other hand, worms are evil. 010
