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Real, valid words that Sam Ezersky is too scared to add to his wordlist. (Account run by @halfpixel.bsky.social)

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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 20h
9/29/26: GIVINGTOE (n) The less-beloved title character of Shel Silverstein's foot-themed sequel.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
9/28/26: UNDOCTOR (n): A medical professional who specializes in reversing treatments and doing harm.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
9/27/26: DEFINEFUL (adj) Like a good dictionary.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
9/26/26: RICHCUOMO (n) Being governor of New York comes with its perks.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/25/26: DAVEDAVINCI (n): Leonardo's less-talented brother.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/24/26: APEBOWL (n) The world's most-watched gorilla football game.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
9/23/26: GLIZZYDINING (v) Having hot dogs for dinner.
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C. Avie Lowe @c-avie-lowe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@realpangrams.bsky.social When you don’t care HOW you get that cake:
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9/22/26: QUEENNIXON (n) The 37th US president, after transing their gender and establishing a monarchy.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
9/21/26: JENNYBALL (n) A sport invented by Jennifer Aniston. Only she knows the rules.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9/20/26: CHATLIE (n) An AI hallucination.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
9/19/26: LONGBIT (n): youtu.be/n3LMSflEN54?...
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
9/18/26: QUACTICIAN (n) A doctor who's faked their credentials.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
9/17/26: MOMMYFAIL (n) When she forgets to give you a bib when you eat your mushed peas and you get it all over your onesie 😂😂😂
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
9/16/26: PEEWINDOW (n): The little opening at the front of a pair of boxers.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
9/15/26: MINPRICING (n) Reducing expenditure as much as possible, as a fiscal responsibility tactic. The opposite of costmaxxing.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
9/14/26: GAYBOPEEP (n) This nursery rhyme character has lost her sheep, and also loves women.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
9/13/26: DOXXATION (n) The process of leaking someone's personal details on the internet.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
9/12/26: MILLIPART (n) 1/1000th of a whole.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
9/11/26: DICKHEAD (n): lol
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/10/26: NULLHEAD (n) A derogatory term for an uninitialized pointer.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
9/9/26: IRONPULL (v) A form of Allomancy that allows the user (typically a Lurcher or Mistborn) to pull on any nearby metal object.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
9/8/26: LIEFACT (n) Did you know that 67% of all statistics on the Internet are completely made up?
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
9/7/26: DEEPDITCH (adj) A style of pizza found in a hole in the ground, often in Chicago.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
9/6/26: BANDOGE (v) To remove Elon Musk from the White House.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
9/5/26: NICKMAG (n) Nickelodeon Magazine, published from 1990-2009 with a brief revival in 2015-16. (Fun fact: its first editor was R. L. Stine of Goosebumps fame, when the magazine operated as a Pizza Hut tie-in!)
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
9/4/26: ZENDAYALAND (n) A brand-new theme park featuring rides and games from all your favorite Zendaya movies!
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
9/3/26: TENTICKLE (v) To make an octopus laugh.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
9/2/26: PANTLIFT (n) The process of pulling your trousers higher up on your waist.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
9/1/26: TWINTAIL'D (adj) Bearing a hairstyle resembling Hatsune Miku.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
8/31/26: DOLLYBAR (n) A now-scrapped proposal for a Dolly Parton-branded candy bar. Planned flavors included Hoedown Hazelnut, 9-to-5 Nougat, and Childhood Literacy. (RIP)
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
8/30/26: CINETEXTING (v) Writing subtitles for movies.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
8/29/26: HANDITO (n) A common witch's familiar taking the form of a small disembodied hand, which can follow you around and help you with small tasks such as opening doors or carrying small items.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
8/28/26: LATVIADAY (n) An annual holiday celebrating the great country of Latvia. 🇱🇻
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
8/27/26: WAMORTY (n) Lesser-used alias for "Evil Morty," a character introduced in season 1 of the hit television show "Rick and Morty".
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
8/26/26: DECHUNK (v) To remove large solid pieces from a mixture, such as with a blender.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
8/25/26: OUTBOOING (v) Jeering louder than the people next to you, so everyone knows you disapprove the most.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
8/24/26: MANTADOR (n) A Spanish stingray fighter who typically wields a waterproof red cape.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
8/23/26: BUNTIME (n) When the bakery opens in the morning.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
8/22/26: UNICARAT (adj) Roughly the size of a nice diamond, not to be confused with the size of a ^.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
8/21/26: DOUGHNOR (n) One who charitably gives money to support their local bakery.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
8/20/26: TOQUING (v) A viral trend where participants wear chef's hats in unusual locations.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
8/19/26: POLLENLOVER (n) Slang term for a particularly passionate honeybee.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
8/18/26: BADHENGE (n) Stonehenge's infamous evil twin on the exact opposite side of the planet.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
8/17/26: PIGGYDOOR (n) A small flap in the bottom of a larger human door, for one's pet pig to enter and exit through.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
8/16/26: DOUBLECUBE (v) Raise a number to the sixth power.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
8/15/26: OHIOCARD (n) Government ID proving that the owner is, in fact, from Ohio.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
8/14/26: DATINGMAMA (n) A spinoff of the Cooking Mama franchise that explored Mama's romantic life after finally moving on from her ex, Papa.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
8/13/26: OYL-CHAN (n) Popeye's girlfriend, in the Japanese dub.
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totally real pangrams @realpangrams.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
8/12/26: TIGHTYWHITEY (n) A popular style of snug-fitting men's underwear.
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