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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 10h
I could go for a little treat.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These are a few of the prizes you could win with your donation! Wooden dice trays and vaults from Tusano Trading Co! Hand knit (glow in the dark!) octopus dice bags from one of our long time supporters, with a set of octopus dice! We'll also have other prizes and incentives!
A knit octopus of blue and white yarn, with a standard seven piece polyhedral dice set in its tentacles.  The dice are mostly clear, with a small blue octopus within each die.  There is a small blue octopus (the same as those inside the die) beside it.A knit octopus, pictured in the dark, with the underside of the tentacles glowing green.An array of wooden trays, including two shield shaped trays, a hexagonal tray, and a round tray surrounding a wooden dice vault made of leopardwood.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Join us October 17 and 18 for 24 hours of D&D streaming to raise money with Extra Life for Hurley Children's Hospital in Flint, MI. We'll have giveaways of hand made gaming accessories, including dice, dice trays, AND MORE! Or, stop by the chat and use your donations to mess with our dice rolls!
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Extra Life | Make Big Change For All Kids
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network hospital! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to Make Big Change For All Kids.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This seems utterly delightful.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I gotta get around to this game.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better to start talking about it now instead of like, a week beforehand which is how we roll in our neck of the woods.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I drove to a dealership 650 miles away to get a car with a manual transmission. And I'll do it again if I need to in the future.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Falcon 3.0 and the add-ons (F-18 and MiG-29) required something insane. I think 621 and 624? And they were on CD. Took me a while to figure that out.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
joe
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have coworkers that I'm certain were not yet born when I started my job. Time is a helluva thing.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As ever, than you for continuing to be on the right side of history.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My condolences.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess Mark Whalburger's was a little too easy.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excellent.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This looks like a game I'd play.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's because it is. This is well documented in Weird.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And I never will.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This feels like a bit of a stretch.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aww man. This is the year I replaced my smoke detectors with ones with permanent batteries. No fat bears for me. :(
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look, if they'd just bring Taco Cabana to the Midwest, I wouldn't have to stop there any time I happen to be in Houston.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks for keeping the chuckles impossibly dark.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So, actual information that's been analysed and researched that says you're wrong isn't actionable. But 2000 people being asked a leading question is proof that sliding into fascism is the correct choice for all. You're welcome to support fascism, but don't expect people to applaud you for it.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you don't care what studies show, why are you quoting them to support discriminating against trans folks?
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I understand, as a voter, having to sometimes choose the lesser of two evils. I will never understand the impulse to decide to present one's self as that. Just choose to be good, instead. Stop compromising with evil.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You will never win the vote of an aspiring fascist by promising to be a 'little bit' fascist when they have the option of voting for full blown fascist. You will, however, lose the votes of people that refuse to support any amount of fascism. Talking about this gives someone time to course correct.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
zigned off, more like.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't forget the extra 5% surcharge.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I started a playthrough with a couple friends, and one if them wanted to kill Karlach for whatever special item you get. Nearly ended a 40 year friendship.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That burn barrel feels dangerously close to that baby's window.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's not like your seat wasn't going to still be there.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You didn't include the value of the aircraft in there.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wouldn't call it a celebration, exactly.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel like I absolutely have to support this by catching it in theaters.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The best to ever do it.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The worst
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you for your hard work and dedication to this important research.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It was a big thing at the Dimension 20 and Critical Role shows we went to. Probably around in other nerd-doms as well.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Por que no los dos?
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Always great to be introduced to new directions from which to view things.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, oddly enough my email notifications about it also ended up in spam.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy birthday, Alyssa!
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I look forward to you reskeeting the player's live-skeet of the session.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Was unaware that sharks were a considerate reaches vector.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Names top left, date bottom right, probably on the outer frame?
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Maybe he was practicing making quenelles with those two spoons.
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What is an F-16 doing on an aircraft carrier?
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The Real NPC @realnpc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm glad to hear she's doing well on the path of recovery.
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