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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

When you've been kidnapped by a mad scientist and locked in a medical facility filled with mutant zombie creatures but you still have to serve cunt

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I should have worn my brown pants. Live now with more Resident Evil Requiem twitch.tv/realmfresh

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Re9 Resident Evil

ALT: Re9 Resident Evil

Somebody get these OPEN WORLD AREAS outta here

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Gears of War E-Day is great but someone please tell AAA devs to stop putting open world sections into their linear games

Feel like this is the only rational opinion anyone should have on the Kelly Clarkson situation

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Come on man, even Jeff Foxworthy had actual jokes

Now I have become plant, destroyer of zombies

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Reposted by Spiteful Matt

Instead of complaining online Kelly Clarkson should be proactive and just open up her own store that sells singing birds right next to the store she's mad at.

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Instead of complaining online Kelly Clarkson should be proactive and just open up her own store that sells singing birds right next to the store she's mad at.

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People who just watch WWE are not pro wrestling fans, they are sports entertainment fans

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One day we'll have the Dad Concourse in every theater

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You sit one row in front of or behind the middle row in the aisle seat. But not the aisle of the section near the wall, the aisle of the main part of the row

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I don't think you should sit in the back row of a kids movie alone

Remember when movies like The Fugitive could win Oscars

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Remember, if you see the Hamburgler stealing from Ronald McDonald. No you didn't

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At least you're getting rejection emails

"Does anybody else hear that buzzing sound"

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You should just tell people you think they're muted

"Let's circle back on this when everyone's deliverables are in sync"

My favorite video game trivia is that Matt Damon didn't give permission to use his voice or likeness in the Jason Bourne game because he wanted it to be like Myst

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This is one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen

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LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON I am live now with Resident Evil Requiem twitch.tv/realmfresh

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*Rowling sits down for her talking head on the BBC documentary about her* Rowling: I'm being silenced

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Liz: Didn't you meet him at all before signing up Jenna: I did. He looked even worse than I imagined. That poor little boy

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By the 3rd or 4th grade when I was doing comedy bits and making obscure pop culture references that none of my classmates understood but my teachers loved

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This is the kind of thing Jenna Maroney would tell Liz she was tricked into appearing in because she thought Ben Shapiro was a 10 year old Make-a-Wish kid

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Can't believe it took 15 episodes for a show that takes place in Texas for an old white guy to say something racist

I have an insatiable hunger that no amount of food can ever satisfy. Or, as my therapist says, depression

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I didn't say he was good at it

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The only video game Geoff has ever played is Minesweeper

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