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Skoomalord

@reallynotmichael.bsky.social
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"Fortune smiles upon this meeting - for I has wares, if you have coin."

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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just put in an app for k-state. go wildcats?
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she said we look alike..
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the future has been prophesied.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DONT MAKE ME LEAVE HERE PLEASSSEEEE.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
dev lemons kinda looks like a breton from elder scrolls...
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bf ran into the owners of our 1500s villa and asked if it was haunted. not only did he secure the exclusive haunted basement dungeon tour for tomorrow but they also gifted him a cremonan melon liquor.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the alternative...
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
every dude in italy chooses one of two looks 3/4 buttoned or popped collar ive picked my lane (the alternative is scary)
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
me and babe.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
left crema and touched down in riva del garda today THIS is luxury
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dying a day before my birthday was not cool g'ma - but we both knew before i left this would happen - that itd be our last goodbye. you were my best friend and one of the few people who truly gave me unconditional love. until the next life - just like we always talked about.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
milan > crema
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
milano!
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
go stream 'FETISH' - by Basal Jones! out now on Spotify / Apple Music / and YouTube music. #local #newmusic #rap #hiphop #gayartists #indieartist #gay #fetish
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
go stream 'FETISH' - by Basal Jones! out now on Spotify / Apple Music / and YouTube music. #local #newmusic #rap #hiphop #gayartists #indieartist #gay #fetish
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
bond & powers
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
supporting your local artist means playing a sub, dressed as a leather dom, for a photo shoot to promo their upcoming single.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i wish I had a witty caption but all i have is watermelon in a jockstrap.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
these crochet kits are NOT beginner friendly.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
birthday month bel ami boy calender model jay campion. bless the month of august.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
watched 'undertone' before bed and bf passed out on the couch after. why when i woke him up he said some "the TV said everyone's going to die" TWICE. someone call the pope
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
taking a hot girl walk in the smog with my vape and the full lung capacity of teresa larzelere.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
been cabining with friends.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
hbd @islandr.bsky.social
many renditions of kirby
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
LOOK AT ME! im the captain now!
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
diddo (ft 2x the smelly shoes)
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
goodnight. #bramble #bramblethemountainking
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
first mistake was going to mcdicks second was not ordering a mcgriddle
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
im in danger
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
hes been on the dark side of the freezer for far to long.
a wrapped spongebob popsicle - the ones that look like spongebob that you get from the ice cream trucks. the spongebob popsicle - but it looks a little nosfuratu.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
whole gd midwest under siege
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
brb
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
gay dairy
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
paddle boarding down the river with a giant inflatable lapris floaty in tow behind me while also tripping on shrooms.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a year ago, at this very spot, I told this guy I loved him :) and a year later i love him twice as much.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
may dump because summer is starting and that means more burger, more booze, more buds, more more more!
me and my besties smackin the paper bag. me and my sister - whos graduated with her masters in social work. me and my boyfriend at sauna. top down photo of burgers, brats, amd steak on a tiny grill sitting out in the pavement.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
i quit vaping a few weeks ago and the stress dreams are haunting tomodachi life mii too. real
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
local middle school produced zine written by students. issue topic is music - the highlights: - harsh review of mcr - machine girl plug - opinion piece: why i like songs about suicide - interview with local band "lunar moth" - riot grrl playlist rec - VERY critical review of $ ome $ exy $ ongs 4U
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
gagged-she meant it.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
yall... ygtbkm.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
r.i.p.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
caught
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
my brain everytime I hear paul mcartney
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
boys night out
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
chat! leggo or squidward croc?
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
the life blood coursing through my veins:
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
currently #caturday #catsofbluesky
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
cool asl since grade school.
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
going banana's
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Skoomalord @reallynotmichael.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
love this lil bit
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