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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Everytime I remember that scene, I think of Kitty0706 because of this comment he left on a youtube upload of the clip

Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Over the weekend, I managed to lug a 24", 72lb CRT 5 home on this tiny vertical cart. My left wrist is still fucked up from hauling it. Facebook Marketplace is the gift that keeps on giving

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They tried carrying the flame and ended up in a flamewar

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

GLOMP! SELL A PRINT VERSION OF THIS, AND MY MONEY IS YOURS!!!!

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Tim Curry. My favorite actor and a living legend. I'm honoring him the only way I know how: posting his performance of Sweet Transvestite in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Trust me, it ain't worth it. PETA runs hundreds of kill shelters that euthanize half their animals. They only pull shit like this to distract from the fact that they're terrible people.

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

This clip from Hollow Man (2000) has been making me laugh constantly for nearly a week.

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Everytime I see these two fucking, I can't help but think Jax would stop halfway through and ask this unprompted. (No clue who drew this sadly)

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

After years of searching, I finally found my original pfp from 10 years ago. Genuinely thought I'd never find it again

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

NINTENDO!! KEEP MAKING PHYSICAL GAMES, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

CAINE!!! LET RAGATHA SIT ON MY FACE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Look Jax, I know we don't get along, but I think I know how to out pizza the hut.

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

For anyone wondering why this post was deleted, its because I'm a fucking dumbass. I won't go into all the details, but one of the people who replied nearly scammed me out of $200. Let this be a lesson for everyone. If you're going to commission someone, make sure they're not a thief.

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The editor attached the photo context in Wikimedia: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wi...

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English: This photo is an authentic marriage proposal written by me upon the hand of the woman I loved, unbeknownst to her, and without me knowing there were warts on her hand. I planned the proposal to be given at the performance of Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" that we attended. I felt that it was the most magical of opportunities to ask for her hand in marriage. At intermission, I took her hand and wrote the proposal in her palm. She did not know what I was writing or drawing. I did not have a ring so I drew an engagement ring on her finger then had a ring created according to the drawing on her finger. Obviously, I later realized the photo was the perfect representation of the quote, "Will you marry me warts and all."

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Meant to commission one a while ago, but I keep getting sidetracked. Here's my fursona

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I really wish I didn't look crazy whenever I do eye contact. I either need to come off rude or psychotic with neurotypicals. I feel bad for the people who don't know I'm autistic and have to stare at this shit for several minutes

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Hey @support.bsky.team, why would you make it **harder** to see images in posts? Legitimately, what is the point?

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Lmao the whole room got jumpscared by Electric Zoo. I fucking love this fandom

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Started reading #everythingisfine last week and felt compelled to make this shitpost. @mikebcomics.bsky.social // // PART 1 SPOILERS

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Vinny Vinesause being tortured for 3 minutes by an Asian guy screaming and painting

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Allen White (A Guy On The Internet) @reallyguyreally.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Last night, I dreamed that Nestle made a new product called "CILK". It was chocolate milk with a png of Big Chungus on the carton. Here's my artistic recreation:

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