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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 9h
Kelly, you & I both know why this photo was taken. It represented a cordial moment in a shared space, not a change in our relationship. I think it’s important that context isn’t lost when moments like this are shared publicly.
Kelly Clarkson and Molly the Bird
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Google’s “people also ask” when you google Debra Messing is so real
People also ask

What happened to Debra Messing?
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does Barrett know about the Bee watch yet? 🐝
Barry B. Benson on a tennis ball Bee Movie image for Bee Hours
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chelsie in a year #BB28
Whoops! I Married a Lesbian sketch from SNL
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The definitive in my own mind ranking of BB winners. If you disagree that’s so great argue with the wall because I will only respond to compliments and agreement and well thought out non combative disagreements thank youuuu xoxo #BB28
    1. Dr. Will
    2. Dan Gheesling
    3. Chelsie Baham
    4. Maggie Ausburn
    5. Jun Song
    6. Andy Herren
    7. Lisa Donahue
    8. Taylor Hale
    9. Hayden Moss
    10. Xavier Prather
    11. Ian Terry
    12. Derrick Levasseur
    13. Kaycee Clark
    14. Drew Daniel
    15. Josh Martinez
    16. Steve Moses
    17. Ashley Hollis
    18. Jordan Lloyd
    19. Rick Devens
    20. Mike Boogie
    21. Nicole Franzel
    22. Rachel Reilly
    23. Jackson Michie
    24. Adam Jasinski
    25. Cody Calafiore
    26. Evel Dick
    27. Jag Bains
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, I bullied my way into it. But the trophy is still mine!!!! #BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Call me Glenn Close the way I was fully shut out
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some guy was talking about the political ads around here and then my boss asked whether the current Governor of a particular state who is running for reelection was a Democrat and he corrected himself and said Dummycrat.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drew on finale night #BB28Paul
Paulie Cauliflowers weird mohawk.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the only explanation for Lyric and Rome making a "not what you think" announcement tomorrow is that we are officially getting the CBS sitcom Rome & Lyric's first Marriage where they're play themselves and we watch their hijinks in Hawaii. John Stamos plays her father. #BB28
Rome & Lyric's first Marriage poster CBS
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow @robcesternino.bsky.social is really letting the boomer jump out tonight: "It was straight out of a sitcom farce like 'Three's Company' 'Did you hear Chrissy has a bun in the oven?'" #Survivor #RHAP
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rachel played far and away the best game of her career last season but Julie Chen Moonves doesn’t know anything and just talks. #BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the only way we get this group back in the BB house all at the same time I’m SO serious.
Morgan, Angela, Cirie, Izzy, Felicia, Rachel, and Dee in the hallway gaming.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I were to ghostwrite Drew’s speech using Taylor’s metaphor, it’d be something like this**: #BB28 **I am aware he does not possess the skill required to distill these thoughts into as concise a speech as this. I am also aware that they only have 1 min and this would run over.
I won’t say anything bad about the guy to my left because he means a lot to me and has helped me grow and supported me throughout this entire journey. What’s interesting about the two of us is that we’ve played on parallel paths throughout the game. He can claim credit for making big and flashy moves and, arguably, having a hand in each of you sitting in the jury. But, there is still so much you don’t know about his game. Me? You know everything about me. Because I’m raw and real and unfiltered. You’ve seen the good, the bad, and the ugly because I let you. See Devens is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He smiles in your face and stabs you in the back. I may stab you too, but I stab you in your front. If I rock with you, you know I rock with you and if not, you know that too. I don’t make and break a thousand alliances. I’m a loyal soldier for my people. I don’t play a role to hide my intentions, I lay my intentions out on the table. Devens might be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. But I’m the wolf. And even when you knew I was coming for you, you stood still one-by-one, vote-by-vote. This lap dog grew into an attack dog and evolved into an alpha wolf and by the time you realized, I had already gone for the jugular. So, it’s up to you. Would you rather vote for the wolf in sheep’s clothing or would you rather vote for the wolf? I know where my vote would go.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They only lock that shit down for one person. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Pope.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here’s how we get Charla and Mirna on Dancing with the Stars
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would rather hang out with these two than Drew and Devens every day of the week. #BB28
Anxiety Inside OutSadness Inside Out
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our final matchup for Round One of the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket is sure to unThog your pipes, Queen! It’s outgoing and bubbly International Thogsation, Thog vs Mallory the Pipe Queen! Comment Smash or Pass for Thog or Mallory now!
Thog! Mallory
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“ET phone Rome!” Next on the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket, it’s Melody “Mobile” Morris vs the Roman Emperor himself, Rome! Comment Smash or Pass for Melody or Rome now!
MelodyRome
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s Chuk time, Yashcans! Next on the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket YAAAAASH vs Chuk! Comment Smash or Pass for Yash or Chuk now!
YashChuk
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s one that’s sure to be more than a one hit wonder, but could get your crazy eyes popping out of its socket, next on the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket is Lyric vs Angela! Comment Smash or Pass for Lyric or Angela now!
LyricAngela
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A spicy barn burner between two Latina divas on the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket it’s Jason (aka Salina Es Titties) vs Dee! Comment Smash or Pass for Jason or Dee now!
JasonSee
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next up on the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket, this one is for mom and dad! It’s Devens vs Lala. Comment Smash or Pass for Devens or Lala!
DevensLala
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next on the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket we have our first crackship of the season a special treat for the BASHLEY/BARLEY shippers! Comment Smash or Pass for Barrett or Ashley now!
BarrettAshley
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Round 1 of the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket kicks off with a holy war between Taylor and Kamu. Comment Smash or Pass for Taylor or Kamu now!
TaylorKamu
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our first #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket qualifying round was unanimous for birthday girl Taylor! Congratulations Taylor! Taylor now moves on to the first official round!
Taylor
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome to the #BB28 Smash or Pass Random Generator Bracket! In each round, you all can tell me which person you’d Smash and which you’d Pass. This should be based on looks, but personality is also a factor! Our first round is a qualifier and it’s timely! Comment for Drew or Taylor now!
DrewTaylor
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Literally feel like I'm watching a different show than most people because how? On what planet? What is happening? #BB28
RHAP Stockwatch Drew is in the lead in the popular rankings followed by Devens and then Taylor.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think one or two are subject to change, but I’m pretty bullish here I think Taylor has a hill to climb next to Drew but it’s not insurmountable. I think she could sway Melody if she cuts Devens. Possibly Angela but doubtful. #BB28
Chart of Final 2 possibilities from Taran’s poll. 
Taylor v. Drew:
Lala: Taylor
Angela: Drew
Barrett: Taylor
Yash: Taylor: 
Melody: Drew
Dee: Drew
Devens: Drew

Devens vs. Drew:
All for Devens except Melody

Devens vs. Taylor:
All for Devens except Lala
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was a lot of fun. #BB28
DILF Chaser (one who likes older men)

I selected Drew.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#BB28
Buzz Campbell
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Play two carnival games for 5 hours total and then nap for 6 days we are so good at running a show! #BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If we get three black women winning in a row, this will be their cast for BB19 #BB28
A lot of white people and then Rachel Lindsay
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, do you?
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m emotionally spent from that 22 year old demon doing this to me on my birthday. #BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know an operator who can put it on there for us
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dianelys Fireborn of House Valladares, the First of her Name, the Unsnuffed, Queen of the Mamanuca Islands of Fiji, Buster of Blocks, and Mother of Drewgons. #BB28
Dee in front of Drogon breathing fire with “I protect the family.” Quoted above her.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Idk I just think it should be illegal to have to work on your birthday.
Stassi freaking out because it’s her birthday, per usual.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nostrobdamus strikes again! @manndaraee.bsky.social
Jean Smart is cast in The Families Stone!
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The violence you have chosen!
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a solution for Drew’s daddy issues #BB28
Dee looking boss with Taylor Swift Father Figure lyrics surrounding her.
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Explaining to a casual that Drew won veto, Melody’s already out, Taylor’s the new HOH, and they’re playing Final 4 veto right now #BB28
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We don’t!
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Barrett and Melody today while Lala, Angela, and Yash swim in the pool #BB28
Nick and Kat on BB21 cuddling romantically at the jury house randomly
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