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James of New Reality No. 9

@realityno9.bsky.social
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I write things, mostly horror. I also do other things like humans do. I am a leftist, so that’s pretty fun. Product of the dystopian fever dream that was the Reagan 80’s. He/Him ᛒᚱᚨᚷᛁ

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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
#scriptsky What’s your favorite ending to a movie?
Ending scene from “Fight Club”. Two characters looking out a window while holding hands. Buildings begin to detonate outside.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I am 98.8% certain that my kava bar is haunted after hearing some things and seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Every night I walk around and take video and pictures. I haven’t found anything better than some orbs but will keep you posted if I get something super serious and definitive.
Looking through the front door of kava bar. Brick walls, a white door and wooden steps leading up. Green tint coming from exit sign. No ghost jams. Lounge of kava bar. White chairs sitting around table on stage. Root City mural on the back wall. White blurry orb above left chair. It  is moving towards me in video.  Basement of kava bar. Ditch for overflowing water I think. Green-ish orb is the ditch. The orb moves on its own in the video independently from what the phone camera is doing. Retro game lounge of the kava bar. Towards the bottom of the left side of the screen near the sofa, you can see a streak or blurred line. In the video, it is quickly moving left to right in an upward momentum.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Name a poorly rated movie you love 🎬 I will always love this movie.
Cover for Suoer Mario Bros. (1993). Mario and Luigi standing to make an “M” while standing in front of a silver “M”. It says “Super Mario Bros.” in silver on the bottom.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Finally use to my work schedule and came to terms with the fact that I am just gonna be up late and sleep in every day. Haven’t watched a single thing in a month. But got some good reading done and listened to some good music. Thinking I may put on some John Carpenter “Escape From LA” to relax.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This is just beautifully perfect!! I have been waiting for this song to drop since Friday, and it is just perfect. Amazing post-punk from AFI. I am just listening to it on repeat over and over again. AFI’s “Behind the Clock” has gotten me more excited for a new AFI album than I have been for years.
Scene from new AFI song, Behind the Clock. Davey Havok looking at himself in mirror in black and white. Scene from new AFI song, Behind the Clock. Looking at room through grated window.  Black and white. Scene from new AFI song, Behind the Clock. Davey Havok sitting in chair by window in black and white. Scene from new AFI song, Behind the Clock. Distorted image of Davey Havok with a blue tint.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Sorry I haven’t been on here much. Really at all. I have still been trying to adjust to new work hours so everything is still a little out of sorts.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This day 7 years ago, I met my best buddy for the first time.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Good morning y’all!!! The new hours at work have changed my sleep patterns. I now work on the weekdays until 1:00am and Friday and Saturday until 3:00am. Still getting use to it and my posting patterns may change a little. I hope you all have a magnificent Tuesday!!!!!
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a man with long black hair is wearing a hooded jacket and gloves .
Alt: A vampire with pale skin, longer black hair, and a black ruffled shirt wincing at the light.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! I made it! Not just through the traditional work week. But through the heat wave that was making it 100 degrees outside Al week. It has passed and today is a nice cool 77 degrees. I hope everyone has a most amazing Friday!!!!!
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a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .
Alt: Nic Cage in a blue shirt has his eyes closed and he smiles as the wind blows in his long hair.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I finally got into Sleep Token last night. I have been hearing people talking about how much they love them, but I could never get into them. But last night, I wanted to listen to something more atmospheric while driving home from work so I gave them another listen and absolutely loved it.
Singer of sleep Token. Man wearing elaborate black and gold robe, and mask.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! I am awake, but only really awake in theory. My body is moving. But my eyes keep closing and won’t focus. I’m gonna need a gallon of coffee… minimum. I hope you all have a most stellar Thursday!!!!!
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a baby yoda from star wars is sleeping in a bucket .
Alt: a baby yoda from star wars has his eyes closed.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Four horror films that don't deserve the hate they get:
The Crow: City of Angels. A crow symbol with bones showing, and the main character crouched down on the side of the picture like he is looking off the edge of a building. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. A black background with Michael Myers mask and a hand holding a knife shaded blue. Land of the Dead. A large group of zombies facing forward and a large city in the background shaded in yellow. Village of the Damned (1995). Three kids with white blonde hair and red flowing eyes.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! Still a super hot one today. I may hit the pool before work. I hope you all have a great Wednesday!!!!
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a man in a boat is looking at a shark in the ocean and says yeah .
Alt: A scene from “Jaws”. A man in a boat is looking at a shark in the ocean. “YEAH!” is written on the bottom of the screen.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Good morning y’all!! It is suppose to be 100 degrees today. I hope everyone has a most fantastic Tuesday!!!!
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a close up of a young girl with her hair blowing in the wind .
Alt: Scene from “Firestarter”. A close up of a young girl with her hair blowing in the wind, and fire behind her.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! I had a busy weekend of running all over the place. Work, little league baseball, community pool, visiting my family. Just lots of running. I hope everyone had a great weekend and I hope you all have a most excellent Monday!!!!
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a cartoon of scooby doo running down a hallway with a man and a dog .
Alt: a cartoon of scooby doo characters running through a hallway into one door and out of another while being chased.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Let’s Go Crazy
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! Muse dropped a new single today that I have been waiting for a little over a week to hear. And it is amazing. To me anyway. Absolutely amazing. I hope you all have a most magical Friday!!!!!
Still from the music video for the Muse single “Unraveling”. Shows a blurred picture of the guitarist and drummer is black and white.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Good morning y’all!! It is my birthday today. The sun is shining finally. And I got to sleep in a little bit. Today should be quite enjoyable. I hope everyone has an amazing Thursday!!!
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a woman sitting in front of a poster that says ' october 2015 '
Alt: Scene from “Happy Death Day”. A woman blows out a candle on a cupcake.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! I can’t remember the last time I saw the sun here. Just waiting for the siren sound at this point. At least I don’t have to squint my eyes when I go outside though. I hope everyone has a super awesome Wednesday!!
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a man walking down a foggy street with birds flying around him
Alt: A person walking down a foggy street with ash falling from the sky.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! I go back to work today which means I need to get back in the groove of talking to people. I hope everyone has a most wonderful Tuesday!!!
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a close up of a puppet 's face with the words imgplay visible below it
Alt: Scene from “Goosebumps”. A close up of a puppet's(Slappy the Dummy) face talking.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Had a fun but tiring weekend. I am still full of the yawns. But with enough coffee, I am determined to get this day started. I hope you all have a most awesome Monday!!!
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a man and a woman in futuristic costumes are standing next to each other holding a trident .
ALT: a man and a woman in futuristic costumes are standing next to each other holding a trident .
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Your Perfect 10 album? Pink Floyd - The Wall Muse - Simulation Theory AFI - Sing the Sorrow Alice In Chains - Unplugged Bad Religion - Process of Belief Nirvana - In Utero Ghost - Skeleta Ice Nine Kills - The Silver Scream 2 AWOLNATION - Megalithic Symphony Collective Soul - Collective Soul
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!!!!! Happy Friday the 13th! It is our only one this year. I am gonna be working today and tonight, but we will be at the center of Pride in the Mount Vernon neighborhood in Baltimore, so it is gonna be a fun day. I hope everyone has an amazing Friday the 13th!!
The LGBTQIA+ flag with the Friday the 13th Jason mask also colored as the flag.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible: A pesky insurance investigator won’t stop hunting for a writer that left the limelight to make a new world for himself.
Scene from “In The Mouth of Madness”. Man is screaming on a bus full of people. Everything is colored in a shade of blue.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Still pretty existed from last night, but I am halfway through my work week. Ready to rock and roll with the jams today. I hope everyone has a most stellar Thursday!!!!!
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a shirtless man with a beard is sitting on a couch without a shirt on .
Alt: Scene from “The Machinist”. A shirtless emaciated man with a beard is sitting on a couch falling asleep.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Getting ready for work tonight where we will be doing $25 all you can drink kava shells. So preparing for a bonkers night. I hope everyone has an amazing Wednesday!!
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a woman is standing in front of a car with her arms outstretched and asking what are you waiting for ? huh ?
Alt: Scene from “I Know What You Did Last Summer”. A woman is standing with her arms outstretched and asking “what are you waiting for? huh?”
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Just finally finished the second season of Silo. I love this show. Rebecca Ferguson is absolute amazing. Steve Zahn is great. Common is great. Really, everyone does a great job. Such a reveal and cliffhanger at the end! I seriously can’t wait for season 3.
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a woman with blonde hair is looking at the camera in a dark room
Alt: Scene from “Silo”. A woman with blonde hair is looking around in a dark room.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! I go back to work today. Still have some time to relax beforehand though. I hope everyone has a most awesome Tuesday!!!!
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a man says " i love your work " while looking down at something
Alt: a man says " i love your work " while looking down at something through a hole.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Without saying The Birdcage, fav Robin Williams film? Dead Poets Society. “O captain! My captain!”
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a man in a suit stands in front of a chalkboard in a classroom
Alt: Scene from “Dead Poets Society”. Teacher stands on top of desk in front of class at a prep school.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! Getting an oil change and service done to my car today. It would be so much easier if it was just haunted and/or sentient so that it could do it itself. I hope everyone has a great Monday!!!!!!
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a red car with a license plate that says ' hollywood '
Alt: Scene from “Christine”. A red car that is bent up fixes itself to look new.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! I woke up this morning. Took my little dude to the bus stop. Came inside and immediately passed back out as soon as I sat down on the sofa. Thankfully I still have time before I go in for work. I hope everyone has an amazing Friday!!!!!
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a man is standing in front of a mirror with the words `` i can 't '' on it .
Alt: Scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Man in uniform passes out while “I CAN’T” flashes in the screen.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Good morning everyone!!! This morning I am going back to the gym for the first time since I started going into work everyday. This should go well. I hope y’all have a most fabulous Thursday!!!!
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a bird on a treadmill with the words viralhog on the bottom right
Alt: A crow on a treadmill.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Here we all are in the middle of the work week. I hope everyone has a most fantastic Wednesday!!!!!
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a man wearing a green shirt with a red cross on it sits on a couch
Alt: A man wearing a green shirt with a red cross on it sits on a couch in between two girls.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
After a long week, I am currently sitting in my Halloween pajama pants while reading The Expanse book 1, while Star Trek Enterprise plays in the background. All is right in the world.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!! My jury duty got canceled today so now I get the day off. Woohoo!!! Have a great Tuesday everyone!!!!
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a bald man is giving a peace sign with his hands while wearing a gray suit .
Alt: Dr. Evil from Austin Powers doing air quotes while saying “Jury duty.”
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Good morning y’all!!!! I have to work today (normally my day off) because I may or may not have jury duty tomorrow. I hope you all have a most stellar Monday!!!!!
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a black and white photo of a group of people sitting on a bench
Alt: A black and white video of a group of people sitting in a jury bench. They all turn to the person next to them and talk at the same time.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Good morning y’all!!!!! It’s raining again. It will deliver a relaxing morning of reading and watching some Star Trek. I kinda hope it ends by the time in have to go to work though. I hope you all have a most amazing Friday!!!!!!
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a close up of a man 's face with the words it can 't rain all the time
Alt: Scene from “The Crow”. Eric Draven in white face paint, and black lines drawn vertically over the eyes and making a smile from the lips is looking towards the camera and saying “It can’t rain all the time.”
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Good morning y’all!!! The first day of no rain all week and I am excited about the day, but boy do I need like all of the coffee this morning. I hope everyone has an absolutely fantastic day!!!!
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a group of people are sitting on a couch holding coffee cups .
Alt: A scene from “Shaun of the Dead”. A group of people are sitting on a couch holding coffee cups and Shaun holds his up and winks at the camera.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Happy hump day and all that happy jazz. I hope everyone has a most amazing Wednesday!!!
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a black and white photo of a man with a large nose standing in front of a door .
Alt: Sven’s from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. A black and white video of a man with a humpback standing in front of a door sticking his tongue out.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Holy hell!!! I have been so busy working that I missed Electric Callboy releasing an absolute jam!!! This song is a BEAST!!!! Timestamp 2:36 is just bonkers!!!!!!
Kevin Ratajczak (lead singer of Electric Callboy) wearing a black robe, singing with a dark ominous sky above him.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Good morning y’all!! After working Saturday, I spent the past two days spending some quality time with my little dude since I don’t really see him during my work week. Fun times were had and now it is back to it. I hope you all have a most amazing week!!!!
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says the work is mysterious
Alt: Scene from Severance. A man in a suit and tie saying “The work is mysterious and important.”
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Last night we stayed open way later because a bunch of kava drinkers were in town for the Maryland Deathfest (Death Metal Festival). It was a fun night. Have a great Friday everyone!!!!!
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a man is playing a guitar on stage with red smoke coming out of his mouth .
Alt: A man is playing a guitar on stage with red hair swinging around.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I keep picking up my book to read, but every time I start, I think, “hm, I wonder if there is a cute video of a cat trying to eat pancakes on instagram.” It took me a minute, but I found one.
Cat taking a bite of a pancake. Can seemingly asleep after taking bite of pancake.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Good morning y’all. Today is my halfway point. I am still tired from this new schedule, but I am still going strong. I hope everyone has a most amazing day!!!
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a close up of a woman 's face with a blurred background of another woman .
Alt: Scene from Star Trek Voyager. Captain Janeway saying “No! Keep going!”
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
It’s raining outside and I am eating grilled cheese and watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds with the windows open before I go into work. Star Trek always puts me in the best mood.
Characters of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds  lined up on a rocky planet with the starship behind them.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Still getting use to this whole working nights jams. I hope you all have a most stellar Wednesday!!!
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall
Alt: A zombie man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Share a GIF of your current favorite actress 🎥📺🖤
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a woman wearing a top hat and a blue shirt
Alt: Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat in “Doctor Sleep”. She is on a grocery store wearing a hat and blue shirt. She slowly closes her eyes.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Good morning y’all!!! Had a great two days off. Now it is back to the kava bar tonight for work. I hope you all have a most amazing Tuesday!!!!!!
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a group of men are standing in a room and one of them is saying " this is more like it "
Alt: A group of men walk into a bar and one of them is saying "This is more like it." With his arms stretched out. Scene from “The World’s End”.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I was gonna go to bed an hour ago but instead I ended up eating four ice cream sandwiches while watching instagram videos. So I am making all the good decisions apparently.
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James of New Reality No. 9 @realityno9.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If you inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Poster for “Escape from New York”. Shows people running through a street I. New York with the large head of the Statue of Liberty in the street. Poster for “They Live”. Shows a man pulling down his sunglasses with an alien face reflecting in the lens.
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