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Jacob 🤭

@realiteajacob.bsky.social
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tamu alum | he/him | 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 | little miss reality tv whore

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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
being afraid of the icons would make sense if everyone was dickmatized by them but the entire house does not fuck with the icons so wtf are we talking about here 💀 and out of the icons it’s ANGELA like why are we trying to waste an eviction jesus christ #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Angela is staying no matter what right? cause if so I need Thog to pull through and beat Kamu in this BBB like please 😭 a man leaving on Yash’s HoH would be glorious #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m impressed with Kamu’s game I just hope he never says some shit about honor and integrity ever again cause he’s literally just doing what Jason was trying to do successfully 💀 #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“it was MMA vs AARP” is crazy LMAO #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m kind of at a point where I’m like you know what maybe they should just be picked off one by one Dee or Angela you got this girls 💀 #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Angel crying while voting to evict Jason like ugh whatever the acting was good for a LOW BUDGET MOVIE #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if they pussy out and keep Lala over Jason I’m gonna crash out I’m sorry #BB28
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fire Jeff and make Cirie the new host of Survivor I am not playing LMAO #Survivor50
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“she attacked her back” now in what world did Natalie attack Tara Johnny she was trying to bring Tara into the conversation cause they talked about it ALL DAY only for Tara to be like uwu I don’t remember saying that like girl stfu #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“when you put up your card don’t fucking say sorry I don’t wanna hear it” ICONIC Natalie is a legend I’m genuinely so pissed off rn like Natalie I’m so so sorry you were surrounded by stupid cunts #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I told myself if Johnny and Tara could get out Rob I’ll stan them forever bitch why tf did Tara switch up on Natalie all of a sudden 😭 giving two-faced af literally everyone is going to vote you out next like what do you have to lose like jesus christ just give Rob the money now #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I honestly can’t tell if Rob is a top tier traitor or if everyone in the house is just dumb (leaning towards the answer being both) 💀 the only person that questioned Rob was Maura and I feel like she dropped it immediately since they have a love island connection #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
how is Michelle going to say you know how I hate bodysuits to Blair and then praises Nini’s leopard bodysuit 💀 #RPDR #DragRace
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I have a feeling Rob is about to be the second most cutthroat traitor (Cirie being number one obviously) and I can’t wait to see it happen #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
idk if this is a controversial opinion or not but I don’t think Michael was talking about Colton’s sexuality?? that shithead just spews bullshit to see what sticks but as a gay guy it literally had nothing to do with Colton’s sexuality he’s just trying to play victim sorry lmao #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
you know what at least all 3 drag queens so far have had a unique experience 😭: Peppermint: banished Bob The Drag Queen: traitor Monét X Change: murdered if they ever have an all stars they better bring all of them back idgaf let’s have a gamers vs housewives vs drag queens 💀 #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I think they wanted Donna to be like the happy-go-lucky traitor that no one ever suspects but that just unfortunately didn’t happen. I would’ve preferred Rob C or Monet (still praying she gets recruited later) to be the secret traitor cause this just feels like a wasted twist 💀 #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Porsha did not deserve to be the first banished 😭 reminded me of Peppermint’s banishment what a shame #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Michael Rapaport sounds so exhausting to be around this would be like putting fucking Chevy Chase on the traitors 💀 I would’ve voted for him just so I could never see him again #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
finally starting the traitors and if you told me a year and a half ago that Rob from Love Island would be a traitor I’d be like you’re fucking lying 😭 I’m living tho #TheTraitorsUS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Soph’s comeback from last to first in the final individual immunity is CRAZY I literally teared up a bit I love her #Survivor49
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
James staring at Aiden during Jake’s speech 😭 they’re getting married next #DisventureCamp #TomJake
screenshot of James staring at Aidan during Tom and Jake’s wedding in TomJake season 2 episode 5
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m sorry y’all I really didn’t want Alix to win I cheered so much when Robert won thank god #DWTS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I need Dylan in 5th place and Alix in 4th place in this finale and then I’m alright with whoever wins #DWTS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
THE EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND JORDAN AND ELAINE ARE IN THE FINALE I FINALLY FUCKING WON #DWTS
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a girl in a school uniform says " the evil is defeated " while holding a cell phone
Alt: girl says “the evil is defeated” to her class
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I stopped watching Big Brother UK after Feyisola was evicted but please give Elsa the win 😭 #BBUK
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
also if there’s going to be a third season of this, they can cut the whole “will you vote to save these people” “who will you save: Baldi’s Basics or the twin” like it could’ve been interesting but it was just predictable and boring we already know people are selfish #SquidGameTheChallenge #SGTC
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
… literally almost all of the big personalities are gone who the fuck are these people 😭 taking out 90% of the cast in 4 episodes is insane I get most of them will start to get their screen time in the second half but it’s just a mess #SquidGameTheChallenge #SQTC
The remaining cast of Squid Game: The Challenge season 2. Picture source: Reddit user Powerful-Mammoth4949
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Viper was so robbed Dalton can go fuck himself and fuck those two girls who were like “uwu I have a sickness” “uwu I’m not gonna catch it I’m weak” thank god none of them made it cause they’re all pathetic little weasels (on the bright side thank god Jonti is out at least) #SquidGameTheChallenge
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
there’s something so irritating about people who try to be overly positive like Shannon like 💀 Sage ate that none of it is genuine #Survivor49
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
ELAINE IS DANCING NEXT WEEK AND ONE MORMON WIFE IS GONE I WONNNNNNN #DWTS
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a little girl is raising her arms in the air while a group of people are standing around her .
Alt: girl slams glass bowl and then continues cheering while everyone is gagged
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
ngl I kinda want Feyisola to go home just so we can see more of Zelah’s personality cause I feel like she’s holding him back a bit 💀 I love seeing duos split apart and then see how the surviving one pivots in the game lmao #BBUK
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
sending someone home in this episode feels brutal I feel like I’m just gonna tear up throughout this entire night #DWTS
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Lucinda and Isaiah winning… lord what a waste of an hour and 15 minutes Toby and Tyrique are fucking useless 😭😭 none of these relationships lasting sorry lmao #LoveIslandGames
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Justine better fucking win this season I literally hate everyone but her #LoveIslandGames
I voted for Justine and Tyrique to advance into the Mega Duel of Love Island Games
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“he wants to make england great again” oh that’s not… #BBUK
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
THIS IS SO STUPID NO ONE EVEN SAID GANI’S NAME EXCEPT THAT OLD ASS BITCH RICHARD #BBUK
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
ngl I need Andrea and possibly Josh to go so Justine wins love island again 💀 I only say possibly for Josh because I suppose he could recouple with Justine if Andrea leaves but idk if I want him to win like 😭 bring in a good man for Justine Love Island omg #LoveIslandGames
Love Island Poll that says “Scoreboard: Who’s Your MVP Girl of Week 2?” and Andrea won the poll with 31.6% with Justine being second place with 19.9%
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
ERIC STEIN??? #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
it’s giving we’re ALL the mastermind 💀 #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
this isn’t shocking at all lmao Katherine fans really thought she was about to get a restraining order on him and shit 😭 #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
y’all I may just be delusional but I think Ashley is about to win unanimously 🤭 on queen I’m so proud of you #BB27
pic of Ashley Hollis with faded pics of Dan Ghessling and Dr. Will Kirby (oh Ashley Hollis Ghessling Kirby the queen you are)
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
ASHLEY YOU GOT THIS ASHLEY YOU GOT THIS ASHLEY YOU GOT THIS PLEASE #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
guys I’m scared that because Rachel doesn’t want this season to be perceived as a bitter jury season she’s going to vote for Vince if Ashley takes him to final 2 🫩 please prove me wrong girl #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
a world where Ashley wins and Rachel wins AFP… make it happen #BB27
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a cartoon doll is holding her head with both hands
Alt: bratz doll manifesting
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
if Ashley wins part 3 of the HoH, takes out Morgan, and they vote for Vince simply because he has so much comp wins I think I’d lose it. Ashley needs to emphasize her social game and how she played dumb to go far and unlike Vince and Morgan, she didn’t need to win comps to make it this far #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’m watching live feeds for the first time in forever and it’s really annoying watching Morgan constantly have to baby Vince 💀 “everyone hates me take me to final 2 pwease Morgan pwease everyone hates me I’d never win” Vince you can campaign to be in the final 2 without acting like a victim #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
imo the only way Vince could’ve won is if he dismantled the Judges and just stuck with working with Lauren and Keanu and trying to mend things with Kelley 💀 he’s aware everyone sees him as Morgan’s puppet and continues to be her puppet like 😭 I’m not complaining tho thank god #BB27
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Taran Armstrong @taranarmstrong.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
She was a major driver of every eviction, always voted correctly, defeated every other comp threat head to head, and controlled *every* one of Vince's FOUR HOHs. Now the odds are she's about to win #BB27
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Jacob 🤭 @realiteajacob.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I can’t help but think without the white locust, Rachel would’ve made it to final 5 lmao she would’ve been saved over Will cause she’s a bigger shield, the judges would evict Kelley over Rachel, Morgan wouldn’t have nommed her for double eviction, and this week Ava/Keanu would’ve left over her #BB27
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