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Person known directly to some of you here - a little uncomfortable with this biography thing - this is where I go to make little jokes and zone out - such things shouldn't be too "public"

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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Pal pal, friend friend…”
Rock and roller Neil Young from around the time of *Rust Never Sleeps*. His most notable song went “Hey hey, my my / Rock and roll will never die,” so the main wording of the post is meant to be read to that tune, leading into “…transgender will never end” (syllable emphasis on “gen” to match the meter)
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Silvio Dante of the Sopranos saying “it’s anti-Italian discrimination”
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People are talking about sex cults and such, but I think this is what discredits that person the most
A Tweet for “aellagirl” from 2021: “ Have you considered that people who get rich are just better than you?
Obviously other factors are at play too, but anybody who's launched themselves up a tier in wealth usually are brilliant, bold risk takers, work super hard, and create way more value for the world than you do.”
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think this is it (a little more like a Star Wars force ghost than in heaven) but I don't think I've seen the one you're looking for and I do want to see it
The Statue of Liberty looks above the New York City skyline and sees the "ghosts" of the Twin Towers
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A kid could watch old cartoons
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My brain of translated “criticism of ONO to “criticism of Olivia Nelson-Ododa” and so I’ll make these redemptive points: - she’s gotten more decisive about either making a strong post move or kicking it out - her deflections can cover some of her issues in space - she’s improved a lot as a passer
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
(This actually is a political dynamic with Mamdani)
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh, you only care about Jews if they're beautiful or your friends? What about your funny-looking Jewish enemies, what are we, chopped liver?
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I thought they made fans
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Plus you're not forcing them to do the evals on class time (very relatable, shows you value your moments teaching)
Zoomed in on - "response rate: 8/23 (34.78 %)"
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"You can win Squid Game; Seong Gi-hun has a dim view of human potential"
An assembled mob of "stay" voters in Seasons 2-3 of Squid Game; they voted to remain in a game where all but one player was guaranteed to die, thinking they could be the one. SPOILER ALERT: Everyone pictured ended up dead (in brutal ways).
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh, the attacks that are happening "threaten" to reignite the conflict? What would happen if the conflict were reignited for real. Attacks?
New York Times headline: "Iran War Live Updates: Attacks in Gulf Threaten to Reignite Conflict
U.S. warships shot down missiles and drones aimed at ships the Navy was guiding through the Strait of Hormuz, and the authorities in the United Arab Emirates blamed Iran for a drone attack."
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Especially considering this guy is the median Will Stancil supporter
Photo of Cole Tomas Allen, alleged to have carried a shotgun towards the White House correspondence dinner, resulting in agent getting shot when an agent tried to shoot him
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
A tweet by Chris Koerner saying "Guys this post was a joke," quote-tweeting a similar post about a neighborhood in Southern California from a couple years ago
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hmmm, who might benefit from the normalization of these symptoms?
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is from the article - where is this seller of date rape drugs base?
Three images - one, a stack of boxes from the United States Postal Service. Two, one of the boxes, now opened, with material inside. Third, a "Delivered" notice from royalmail.com. It says "Sent from: United States of America." The caption underneath them all says "Images show packages addressed to multiple recipients by a man who claimed to run a "sleeping liquid" deliver business. Obtained by CNN.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I didn't even know this was about Joe Rogan when I posted it, but look, it pans out
A headline from the Daily Beast, "MAGA Podcaster Joe Rogan Declares Himself 'Politically Homeless' After Trump Split, posted 23 hours prior. Illustrating the story is a photo of Joseph Rogan, his bald forehead wrinkled in consternation as he sits behind a microphone, in front of a faux-old-timey neon sign bearing the title of his show, "The Joe Rogan Experience." An exchange from an article in the Los Angeles Times:

“Oh, a homeless person’s property is protected?” Rogan asked, to which Segura replied, “Absolutely,” and implied that anyone who tried to “move” or “take” an unhoused person’s belongings would face consequences for their actions.

“You’d get arrested,” Rogan said. “Hilarious. But they wouldn’t arrest you if you shot somebody. Maybe you should just go shoot the homeless people.”

“I like your ideas,” Segura told Rogan, who claimed that “nobody does anything about violent crime in L.A. anymore.”
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Senator Ron Johnson, Republican of Wisconsin and often a strong supporter of the president, has escalated his warnings to Mr. Trump against making good on his recent threats toward Iran.

“I do not want to see us start blowing up civilian infrastructure,” Mr. Johnson said on Monday during a podcast interview on “John Solomon Reports.” Later, Mr. Johnson told The Wall Street Journal that such an attack would be “a huge mistake” and that the president would lose support if he followed through on his threat to bomb Iran “back to the Stone Ages.”
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Voted to confirm Hegseth. Paul, Tillis, and Ernst (maybe more I forgot) all had "concerns" but of course caved
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Arizona Cardinals coach Dennis Green, in the midst of his notorious "they are who we they thought they were!" speech (after a loss to the Chicago Bears where he believed his Cardinals had exposed the team in the beginning, only to let them off the hook at the end) 

"...they are who we thought they were! And we let them off the hook!"
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Yep and if you go to the guy’s site (not recommended), the motivation becomes clear
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Jesus fucking Christ, it gets worse and worse.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sir I understand the point you're trying to make but I don't think anyone should ever go "full Schmittian." Or at least not with that phrasing.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
He says he didn’t make them fight each but it may just be that as an adult he knows it would sound bad to say he made them fight other each other.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Good reporting (we all figured they did this, but good to get it in writing) but it drives me crazy that they publish these ridiculous statements in full.
A block of text reading: When asked for comment about the missing pages and the accusations against the president, a White House spokeswoman told NPR that Trump "has done more for Epstein's victims than anyone before him."

"Just as President Trump has said, he's been totally exonerated on anything relating to Epstein," White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson told NPR in a statement. "And by releasing thousands of pages of documents, cooperating with the House Oversight Committee's subpoena request, signing the Epstein Files Transparency Act, and calling for more investigations into Epstein's Democrat friends, President Trump has done more for Epstein's victims than anyone before him. Meanwhile, Democrats like Hakeem Jeffries and Stacey Plaskett have yet to explain why they were soliciting money and meetings from Epstein after he was a convicted sex offender."
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's the shitlibs, Randy. The shitlibs will shitpitshillate every time.
Jim Lahey of Trailer Park Boys drinks a bottle of clear liquor, while a shirtless Randy watches with concern. Caption says "the winds of shit are in the air"
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
New Yorkers accepted “put the subways in tunnels” without blinking. But what if you took all the city’s meat and put it in a tunnel? Would you want to eat it? Would you go inside it with crowds of strangers? Would you rely on the tunnel meat to take you to work on time?
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It is but it’s not that big or shiny, so medium interest
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Read this as “Hitler killed...” Didn’t immediately occur to me he was already dead.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I doubt it. We know it’s bad. Unlikely this upends that.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I’ve seen lots of versions of this take, that’s the biggest cultural impact of Avatar to me. To this day I don’t know a single actor, line, or scene from it, and it’s never come up in conversation either. But I take no part in this discourse.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wait a minute
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"Six pack" is specifically a term referring to what those muscles look like when they're well-defined and visible.
" a set of strong and well-defined abdominal muscles visible on a person's midsection
In one room, a former Chicago Luvabulls dancer, chiseled six-pack exposed in a crop top, gyrates to Beyonce's "Deja Vu."
—Kyra Kyles"
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Ali's belly is pretty flat here - can't really see the individual muscles. Prime Mike Tyson is similar, but bigger A bit more definition from Lennox Lewis, but it's still more a keg shape. Almost no definition at all from current heavyweight champ Oleksandr Usyk
Muhammad Ali, in boxing shorts with his fists up (not a lot of clear muscle definition)Mike Tyson, one fist up, one down. Big arms and pecs but no "six pack"Lennox Lewis in the ring with arms down. Some muscle definition but nothing extreme.Oleksandr Usyk in the ring, gesturing with one raised fist. Large with very little defined shape other than a large rounded rectangle of a torso.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
well I won't let them, I won't read the article. let their ambitions have nothing to do with me
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
But do they say, “there goes Phil the barn builder?” No!
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Me too but I wasn’t smart enough not to fall for their clickbait
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
a sign that says "nothing bad can happen for it can only good happen" in the zohran font
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This article was Streisand Effect publicity for the fact that the beloved Wallace Shawn was campaigning for Zohran
New York Post Headline with the caption "'Hot Girl for Zohran' gets mercilessly trolled for failing to recognize legendary actor: 'Inconceivable!'"
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Here’s how much it’s moved in the last 24 hours
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Americans have a yearning for glass bottle Coke with real sugar, and old school trucks. And there's a great country just along our border that still has both. All we need is more people from that country coming here to bring that feeling back again.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Kings Charles if it’s the monarch’s, King Charleses if it’s a bunch of these guys.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Here's why. They're having a massive online expansion to generate revenue, and there's no way to run a quality online school that size with the actual staff and faculty they have.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The wages of sin is death - same as it’s been for 2,000 years. Let me repeat that. The same wage as 2 zero zero zero years ago. And in the same timeframe, the productivity of sin has increased 300-fold. Where have the profits gone, it not to the sinner? Into the pockets of the devil and big hell.
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
There's no....politically... viable way to stop him
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
They called this man's bluff
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realhumanbeing.bsky.social @realhumanbeing.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
We all remember President Davis
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