luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 18/02/2026we live in a world where I can’t just say “I love drinking!” and have it mean that I’m a fella who loves different non-alcoholic beverages it’s gonna be misread as me being an alcoholic fuck this stupid chungus world 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 02/02/2026finally using my main to promote my art!!! I have commissions open if anyone is interested!!!! 010
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 29/01/2026wokeodachi life real we got gay marriage and enby people let’s fucking go 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 26/01/2026@maryonthewall.bsky.social my body yearns for you let’s spin the wheel of mythicality 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 26/01/2026hey US government how about instead of sending 10,000 dollars to isnotreal you send 10,000 smoothies to my tummymedia.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a mouse with a scarf around its neck .ALT: a cartoon drawing of a mouse with a scarf around its neck . 010
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 21/11/2025get ready come along with meee take your coat off and join the sceneee dj spin that record that keeps playing in my head over and OVER and OVER AGAINNNN 100
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 11/11/2025let’s say, hypothetically, you and me, baby, aren’t nothing but mammals. and for the sake of the argument, let’s say, we should, and I quote “do it like they do on the discovery channel”. 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 21/10/2025friday the 13th was so good I wish the death penalty for having sex was a thing 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 02/06/2025The September 11 attacks were four coordinated Islamist terrorist attacks by al-Qaeda against the United States in 2001. 19 terrorists hijacked 4 commercial airliners, crashing the first 2 into the World Trade Center in New York City and the 3rd into the Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a person with a fur coatAlt: Unrelated super cool mc ride from death grips 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 16/04/2025so like in the severance finale when innie mark changes to outie mark he accidentally shoots the gun he wasn’t intending on shooting…what if he was jorking it as an innie? would he finish when he becomes an outie or would he keep stroking? I need to know ben stiller answer me 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 05/03/2025reddit mfs will go in r/amioverreacting with a text exchange between them and their shitty partner and be like "AIO? I (23F) keep being called a poopyhead by my (58M) boyfriend and told him to stop" LIKE BITCH LEAVEEEE ITS OBVIOUS 100
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 04/03/2025happy 10th anniversary to @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social’s album we cool!!! genuinely such a perfect album that’s been making me feel less alone as I stumble along into young adulthood. love ya jeff! 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 04/03/2025wish coil called the album horse rotator and the vinyl would be an image disk with a horse stock photo and it spins 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 01/03/2025need me some frizzle fries with a can of pork soda 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 25/02/2025“they might be giants” is what they say about my boobs 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 24/02/2025nobody: the humble red concrete ball in front of target: 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I only get my news from the most reliable sources 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 19/02/2025i think bluesky needs to witness the bird that alex kent of sprain posts consistently to his instagram. truly a marvelous creature. everytime he posts it it gives me the extra motivation i need to get through the day. awesome. 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 19/02/2025been watching parks and rec with the gf and oh my god how do they manage to write such perfectly bitchy characters like leslie's friend and the one news host i want to fucking strangle them everytime i see them on screen/hear them talk get behind me leslie 100
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 17/02/2025this melee super major grand finals boring as hell 010
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 15/02/2025starting to appreciate jeff rosenstock’s post- so much more lately my god what an album like come on it has USA??? TV Stars??? amazing songs 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 15/02/2025seeing my girlfriend later today life is good I am so helplessly in love with this woman 010
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 14/02/2025imagine following me because you think you're gonna see posts about vocaloid and music and then boom i'm just being silly for no reason other than out-sillying my partner 100
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 13/02/2025me making a “listening to the top 100 vocaloid scene albums” on rateyourmusic only to realize I have to actually listen to the 80 or so albums I haven’t heard yet 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 10/02/2025how aspa of deathspell omega feels having to sing anti-fascist/leftist lyrics hasjarl wrote 020
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 10/02/2025youtube music recommendation rabbit hole got me listening to short fairly obscure dungeon synth projects and black metal demos at midnight 190
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 09/02/2025rest in piece death grips I will kill the philly pisser and the glow stick throwing fuckers just to get them back 000
luka :3 @realhaganeluka.bsky.social · 07/02/2025lipstick for nipples call that nipstick, who doesn’t want their nips to be coral blue #3? 010