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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL

@realgarbagewitch.bsky.social
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The official account for all creatures, great and small, who are equal parts magic(k) & dumpster fire. ✨🔥 T’s/ tanks/ parody T’s/ miscellany all available at egolikeness.bigcartel.com/category/… ALL OTHER SELLERS ARE BOOTLEGGERS

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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
New Garbage Witch No pain, no gain egolikeness.bigcartel.com/product/garb... egolikeness.bigcartel.com/product/garb...
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Donna Lynch @donnalynch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Went to Point Pleasant WV to offer prayers to Moth Daddy and his ample 🍑 #mothman
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Fabulous Los Angeles celebrity Hieronymus Bark lounges on his Garbage Witch blanket, and you should, too. Link in bio
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Donna Lynch @donnalynch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Arlington VA I’m bring back my spoken word set- with some new material- at Dark Constellation in April
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Donna Lynch @donnalynch.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
5calls.org will give you the appropriate numbers to call and voice your concerns/ requests for your state Rep and Senators on numerous issues. The site even gives you a script to follow. Does it help? Who knows. But it can’t hurt for your state gov officials to know where their voters stand.
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Eugene Huffman @eugenehuffmanart.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Made me laugh - an idea that @fredrixfaith.bsky.social had - and of course I had to make a quick and dirty graphic for it … the sequel 🩸🩸
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Reposting because I have mycophobia and I’m trying to work through it 😭
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The marvelous Hieronymus Bark enjoying his Garbage Witch fleece blanket that once belonged to his parents for all of 3 minutes. egolikeness.bigcartel.com/product/garb...
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Thirsty? Feeling pirate-y? Sleepy? We’ve got you covered (there are blankets, too). Link in bio✨
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We here in the haunted dumpster love movies and TV shows. Gimme some of your favorite iconic films or series and we’ll see if we can lovingly pay homage. Link in bio ✨
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sure, it’s “cool” to be aloof & mysterious, but a true Garbage Witch also possesses a spectrum of humor within, ranging from cerebral & abstract observations to super dumb puns & dad jokes. Place these band parody designs on that spectrum where you will. Link in bio✨
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some of my favorite Garbage Witches ✨ Brittany Black being cool af in the metal logo; Eric McWhorter ready to take on numerous magickal realms with Baaaaaphomet; Eugene Huffman making everyone thirsty in the witchhouse racerback. xx
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My professional 75yo mother likes to wear this one out to Costco as though she’s just *daring* someone to say something. This was her pick, so I explained who Baphomet is but I could see her eyes glaze over as I spoke & know that her take away was that it’s a cute opossum w wings. Link in bio ✨
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
“Do or do not-angle. There is no tri-angle.” Except there actually are triangles and they’re all on this witch house-inspired shirt. Link in bio✨
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Here’s the metal logo design it all started with. Convince your friends it’s a real band wherein everyone dresses like satanic opossums. Better yet, it’s one main person, with a band of tiny people in their torso or riding on their back. Link in bio✨
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GARBAGE WITCH OFFICIAL @realgarbagewitch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Welcome/ Bienvenida/ Bienvenue/ Willkommen/ Croeso/ Benvenuto/ Ласкаво просимо/ Nnoọ/ いらっしゃいませ I’m gonna run out of space, so please be welcomed from anywhere in the world. Tho GarbageWitch is not a religion but a philosophy, I still call myself your Supreme, bc I love Jessica Lange & AHS.
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