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RealFakeDonald

@realfakedonald.bsky.social
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I'm a real fake parody account of the genuinely fake Donald Trump. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.

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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 7h
Now that the 2026 Noble Peace Prize has been awarded to a (Non-White!) Woman (Not a Man), she should immediately give the Prize to someone more deserving. Like me. After all, I stopped eight wars, bombed Iran, invaded Venezuela and we'll take Cuba soon Thank you for your attention to my dementia
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 22h
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And so I said "Jack Smith, is that your real name? And he said "It is." I have no further questions. Thank your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I said, "are you a delicious brand of Tennessee Whiskey", and he said "that would be Jack Daniels". Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I asked Jack Smith, "Where were you on December 7th, 1941?" Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I said to Jack Smith, "Did you save the Princess from Cell Block 1138?" Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I said to Jack Smith, "Are you an apple?" And he said "That would be a Granny Smith". Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I said to Jack Smith, "Where were you when the Lindbergh baby was kidnapped?" Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I said to Jack Smith, "We have Photographic Proof that you handed the Epstein Files to the traitor Benedict Arnold" Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So I asked Jack Smith if he could fly this plane. And he said "Surely you can't be Serious" And I said, "I am Serious, and Don't call me Shirley" Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I asked Jack Smith, "Were you on the Titanic when it hit the Iceberg?" And he said "That was Captain Smith" And so I said "The Iceberg was called Captain Smith?" Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you know that Jack Smith was in America at the same time as Fani Willis? That just proves that they hate your favourite President (no, not Obama, I meant me, I am your favourite President). Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have the best poverty. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congratulations to me for winning the upcoming Mid-Term elections. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We now have Complete control of Greenland Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a new Diaper. And a fresh pair of trousers and some fresh socks. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Home Depot. In the paint aisle. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had this painting painted for this exact moment. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wasn't afraid of the Flyover. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And we had the youngest girls. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Introducing the new "Trump Presidential Helipad" This is something that we've needed for 500 years. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're raising prices like no one has ever seen before. No one raises prices like me. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm changing the name of the "Emancipation Proclamation" to the "Trump Proclamation"! The "Trump Proclamation", that's the law that prevents White People from performing manual labour. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump TV is now live to a Global Audience. I want to thank the dozen people watching. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OK, I don't find this funny anymore. Who keeps changing the Chiron? Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Introducing "Trump Intelligence" It's just like "Artificial Intelligence" but Smarta! Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Introducing "Trump TV" a 24 hour live stream service where you can watch every moment of the life of your favourite President (no, not Obama!, I mean you can watch me, Trump). Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because I keep losing in the Supreme Court, I am announcing my new Super Supreme Court, where I'm guaranteed to win every case. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Come see the new Arc De Trump! Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Introducing AI. The new AI. It's not just intelligence, it's American Intelligence. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Supreme Court has (WRONGLY!) decided that I can't put my name on the TRUMP (Kennedy) Centre. So I won't put my name on it. Thank you for you attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're introducing the Army's new "Spontaneous Erection" Tests Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Join the FBI today! and get your free Velcro Gloves. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I told Kash he could Fuck Kids I didn't mean Goats. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They say there was a Russian Oligarch at my son's wedding. But I don't know him, I never met him. And I never met the Russian Oligarch either. Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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RealFakeDonald @realfakedonald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Join the FBI Today! Thank you for your attention to my dementia.
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