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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Check out our newest model home. DM for info. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZg8...
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Stunning Sunset Heights New Construction Home
YouTube video by Katie Day
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Dan Levy and Dan Marino should be the broadcast team.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Your parents asked for my input the same as those guys asked for your input.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Good one.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Tell me you don't understand the point was to highlight the stupidity of his original post but commenting something in the same vein but even more ridiculous.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Your name is "Ari". Lol.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm supposed to strive to get to a place with no dogs? No thanks. I'd rather burn if it means I get to see Kita, Mildew, Sam, and Tinka Tomato again.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Right before we get 17 Fastidious 17 Furiosa?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You gotta be careful walking so far in this July heat.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The only reason I have social media is to 1) write niche comments that I know only 23 people will get and find funny, then 2) get mad that my comment only gets 23 likes.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If you really love blocks post AI image and unfollow us now
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You don't hear, "He's cooled off in the last month" or "Got off to a great start but he's come back down to Earth recently"? Or you just want them to say it verbatim?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
And call it The CIA Agent.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I mean, technically, that's not an incorrect use of commas. But I still hate it.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Is this really any more ridiculous than True Blood after Season 3?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Only if you promise to keep the laugh tracks.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Is the title "The Make It Righter"?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I was willing to overlook it when it was 2. But now? 3!!!! This is a full blown tragedy. We just focus on these 3 and get them to flip on the true mastermind... #4.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Is your cat Mormon?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Clickbait > Research 🤦🏻‍♂️
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I've done my own research (read as: I scrolled up to the beginning of this thread) and I can confirm everything as I've now seen it firsthand with my own eyes.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
That sounds funny at first, but why does that piece of garbage deserve to get a penis enlargement?!
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thanos' Model for Sustainability?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I'll go ahead and take my L.
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a man with a mustache says " touche " in white letters
ALT: a man with a mustache says " touche " in white letters
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
road sign* The artist must not have known how to draw an actual road.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
More importantly, how do I find this guy so I can hang out with him?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"Would you like to finish watching the rest of this episode? That's on Paraflix for $19.99. When you're ready for Ep 3, you'll need HuTime. The rest of S1 is on Prime Disneo. Or bundle them all for the low daily price of $754.89. Your favorite show is not included. You'll still have to buy that."
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hey, algorithm. I like books, music, rights for everyone and puns. I don't like dongs or wrestling. I especially don't like unexpected dongs. Just, please, no more dongs. I don't need any nudity but if you insist on showing me nudity, can it be boobs? I like women, not dongs.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I didn't expect the last word of this post to be "book."
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
People have used Threads?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
They've won 64 times?! I would've taken the under.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
As a Houstonian, I find it curious you didn't mention the Cowboys. Isn't Dallas good at stuff?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
300 pages? So you've only met the characters. I'm currently finishing World Without End and they're absolutely worth the time. Follett is one of my favorites.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
That's a physique.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
You weren't listening. They clearly said the highlight was from the Houston Texas v Houston Oilers game.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Chamalet wasn't very convincing as Dalyn.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
7. There was no Fox News.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
How long before Trump loses his mind that the city isn't named Trumpicus, GA?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
... now they've somehow discovered that I'm not even Person.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
No mention for Styft? It was almost exactly the same as a film I sat in 2019, but just slightly cheaper.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ghostbusters
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Knicks say... I only hear what I want to.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Dam good joke.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Same for us, except I say, "Ok, Night Bitch. Do you want to watch The Lion King?"
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What's the name of this place? (Wrong answers only.)
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
There are layers to this joke. Solid work.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It's the deep state. Don't believe me? Just ask Rodgers. He'll even tell you about how the Ravens are actual Ravens disguised as humans and working for China against him.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich is a great book about this exact thing in modern America.
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
So that we can deport them?
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realestatedev.bsky.social @realestatedev.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is a photo.
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