Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 7hBrooks is like the Glass Joe of the "just be reasonable" reactionaries. If you can't flatten him in 3 mins. You need to spend more time learning the controller. Unfortunately, a lot of Dems have been stopped by this exact BS. 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 8h"You're SUPPOSED to be a bashful maiden. Why are you TALKING like a daddy?!!! Ahhhh!!!" 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah, but he'll mask up before going in like the rest of them. "Jesus JD! I know it's you. I recognize the eyeliner!" 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sure, sure. But he's spot on about point 1. What US-born worker could have possibly filled the position of "College dropout, pursuing concept of 'what if I got money from the internet?" 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I imagine an alt version of Star Wars, without the name change to Vader. Ep IV opening-ext. Mos Eisley: "Whoa, Anakin went totally psycho working for the Emperor. I heard he strangled a dude with his mind, for like no reason." "THAT Anakin?! No way! He wouldn't do that. Rebel propaganda." 020
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026TBH, probably better for fascist collaborators to change the names of the entities they're repurposing to pursue their ideological goals. I.e. "I enjoyed Twitter, but X is shitshow," creates zero cognitive dissonance for me. 130
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Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Holy shit! Brett Kavanaugh has living parents AND one of them has a burner account on Twitter?! 010
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Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026America's service industry is fundamentally demeaning and immiserating. And I was fine with that until I met a waiter with blue eyes, and the injustice of it all left me irreparably sadpilled. 0260
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026IDK. Don't know that I'd turn my nose up at a job offer for Professional Saboteur 140
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As someone whose understanding of this stuff is admittedly unsophisticated, seems like the most likely AI boom outcome is that productivity gains get mostly offset by an arms race between AI scams and AI countermeasures. And the alternative is to spend trillions of dollars on other things instead. 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Taking a break from writing my 2000 word Op/Ed about how Dems are out of touch with real America, because of how often I imagine Blue city voters referrring to my state as "fly over country," to watch this. 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes the future actually sucks. Unfortunately I think this will be a running theme for the foreseeable future. 0170
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Military helmets aren't actually 'bullet proof' in the context of a direct hit from modern rifle fire. They're better suited to minimizing injury from indirect fire, debris, etc. In my opinion, until we.... Hey what's with all those ladies marching toward the winter palace?" -Tsar Nicholas 0122
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh man. You nailed it. Dude could slot in perfectly as the quirky buddy, in like EVERY bromance movie. 040
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good news for people who like bad news, or vice-versa. 000
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Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean, just logistically! Try and baptize a GPU. Zappp!! "Don't weep. Today, another angel was made redundant by Heaven's newest autonomous agent." No way that's gonna fly. 030
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Informal "talks" referenced in news media, actually just repeated requests from Hegseth to just "finish this whole thing" with a winner-take-all pushup contest. 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Hahaha! The Fox N' Friends mascot is really sticking it to those beardos, weirdos, and....what? Why are you looking at me like that?" 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is so damn pathetic. Still, I do get some consolation at the thought of the nation's ICE goons --who are over-represented in 5/6 of these traits-- being reminded by the regime's Crusades Minister, that they are a department of rejects from the real military branches. 100
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Say what you will about Patton. But he actually understood the importance of things like logistics, supply chains, planning... reading. Cool backdrop, though. 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LOL! This could be an amazing Cohen Brothers Movie. 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think of this every time there's some story about a mob guy hearing from guys further up the chain that they did the Kennedy assassination. Like, Yes! Of course every crime boss wants people to think they took out the President! 110
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Right. One was left to to imagine the convoluted logic, by which Schmitt planned to connect "Smith was at a Hawks game in ATL" with "So he must have been meeting with Fani Willis," since he couldn't even get that first part right. Now, I assume it was just, you know, 2 people + 1 city=conspiracy 030
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"He signed them like he was signing Denny's menus. One by one. Over and over and over again." What the hell is going on at Cruz's local Denny's? 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Posting a vid of myself confidently smirking as I tell the crowd "Check this shit out." Cut out the part immediately after, when I kickflip the skateboard right into my nuts and crumple to the ground in pain. Caption: "Check this shit out." 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026First thing I ask when considering a new school for my kids: "How many hours a day will they stare at a screen and listen to a head set? Higher numbers are better." 002
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"You keep asking me about gas prices. That's a distraction from the big story! We've gotten the country's gremlin problem under control. Nobody even talks about it anymore, but 2 years ago you couldn't leave your house without being attacked by a gremlin. That's over now." 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026River boat tour from Belem. Castelo S. Jorge. Get tix online before you go, arrive in the morning and avoid the line. Explore Alfama from there, including Aljube resistence museum. Tasco do Chico, very good for low key Fado experience. A Gina, off Av. Liberdade Bar do fundo, if farther west. 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!! You can say just about anything about the magic crystals that'll get the marks to buy. But you CAN'T say they'll lower gas prices when we're elbow deep in a Mideast war we can't win." 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hall of fame art on this Politico piece. It's like the Hemingway six-word story, but for photography. www.politico.com/news/2026/09... 011
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026President AOC has FAILED at cleaning up our mess fast enough!! --Vote Hegseth|Vance in 2032 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People: Isn't it dangerous for us to lose basic cognitive skills like math & writing? Tech CEO: Hell no! Look at me. I'm a billionaire and I can't even do arithmetic. (Slathers yogurt over his cheeks and chin) See! I don't even remember how to eat. But I'm doing great! Now use the apps, piggie! 080
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Put aside the sleazy-nephew-taking-over-nanna's-finances vibe of telling people they don't need to learn multiplication, 'cause we'll take care of that for you.' Who the hell doesn't know their own zip code?! 180
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is this... Is this a stealth Welsh separatist tract? 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My doctor: I'm afraid there's no treatment for the horrific stomach ulcers you're experiencing. You just have to quit taking the horse dewormers and wait for them to heel. Me: So, you're not even going to TRY any incantations?! Oh, I see, you *can't bill* magic words, so they must be fake. 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Under a Dem president, the GOP would've spent the last 18 months, hair on fire, yelling how this White House will cause: 1. A war 2. A recession 3. A crime wave 4. Alien abductions 5. Mass unemployment 6. An energy crisis And now yelling "We told you for months..." about the 2 that are happening 120
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Seems bad that if "military coup" was a person, it would be the most popular politician in America. 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Absolutely, smoke-coming-out-of-my-ears pissed at some dude for laying on his horn while I was getting my kids out of an Uber for school dropoff, and I think this is legit the most American I've felt since moving to Portugal. 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Visiting a lance corporal, who just lost a leg in a drone attack on CentCom: "How are your boners soldier?" 000
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Liberal elites trying to gaslight real Americans into believing measles is bad for you. MAGA heroes promising all the measles you want, no judgment. Hard to see how Dems try to wriggle out of this bind. 010
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It drives me *absolutely insane* that the widespread belief Biden "opened the border" was driven the growth of tent cities on the Mexican side of the border, full of people hoping to claim asylum in the US. That's the diametric opposite of an "open border" problem! 130
Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 15/09/2026After some careful thought, I've decided to preemptively decline any requests to join the Ed Sheeran Loop tour. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 000