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Donald J. Drumpf

@realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social
1.3K followers 30 following 1.3K posts

Now on Bluesky! The original Drumpf on Twitter 2013-24. Named one of the best Trump parodies by Time, Wired, Mashable, etc. buymeacoffee.com/realdonaldrumpf and realdonaldrumpf.substack.com

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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 3h
Bibi never warned me about that.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 3h
Happy National Coming Out Day to all who are considering it! www.advocate.com/politics/nat... #NationalComingOutDay
advocate.com
The closetocracy? 11 anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans dogged by gay rumors
They built careers attacking queer people. Then whispers about their own sexualities — and, in some cases, full-blown scandals — followed them.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 5h
Many people are asking why I decided to help fund Putin's war machine on the same day Norway betrayed me and gave the Nobel Peace Prize to someone else. unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/what...
unprecedented.ghost.io
What Does Putin Have on Trump?
Why is the US funding Russia's war effort?
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't understand why China is catching up with us in Super Intelligence!! Dario at Anthropic is shredding all the old books to train the robots faster!! Xi is having children waste their time reading entire books!! It's a Thucydidean Trap!!! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/jane...
unprecedented.ghost.io
Jane Eyre: Mandatory in China. Contraband in Texas.
Why does MAGA want to protect kids from a Victorian novel that helps them “establish a more balanced value system”?
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Massive home heating oil bills are a small price to pay for the pleasure of watching me fuck things up so bigly! www.cnbc.com/video/2026/1...
cnbc.com
Some homeowners could get a massive home heating oil bill this year, says Lipow Oil’s Andy Lipow
Home heating oil prices are forecast to average $5.26 a gallon this winter, up 34% from a year ago, according to an annual outlook from the U.S. Energy Information Administration. Andy Lipow, Lipow Oi...
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one knows more about child trafficking than me! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Following the historic White House accord on Super Intelligence, I have developed a new plan to make sure I don't die in the slammer. My new Super Intelligence Force (SIF) will design a robot ingenius enough to kill everyone on Planet Earth if the fuzz ever try to come after me!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you, though?
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently, MinnMax takes allegations of sexual misconduct very seriously. Unlike Cornell and the Republican Party.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I "strongly regret" nominating Supreme Court Justices Gorsuch, Barrett, & Kavanaugh! But not as strongly as I regret never having had the "privilege" of going to Epstein Island. #SupremeCourt #EpsteinFiles
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not TV. It's not even HBO. It's a real-life shitshow! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/hack...
unprecedented.ghost.io
Hacks
How incompetence and corruption set the stage for national security disasters at the Pentagon and FBI
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many people are saying Pete Hegseth shouldn't have fired all our cybersecurity staff just because they couldn't bench press 450 lbs. techcrunch.com/2026/09/30/h...
techcrunch.com
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come back Chris Wray, all is forgiven! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
nytimes.com
Embarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its Employees (Gift Article)
In an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very exciting announcement coming at 2PM. I will do for Iowa what I did for Wisconsin! It will be TERRIFIC!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a building so immortal it needs my name on it. If not, it must be destroyed! #kennedycenter
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I trust Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff with all my foreign "income" and crypto investments, the rest of you should trust them to doing the right thing for Ukraine and Gaza. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! www.huffpost.com/entry/jared-...
huffpost.com
Reporter Asks Jared Kushner Why Anyone Should Have 'Any' Trust In His Negotiations
The president’s son-in-law flaunted his record during a defensive answer about his role in Russia-Ukraine negotiations.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elon Musk is a free-speech absolutist! He absolutely will not allow you to use your free speech if you might try to point out he's a crazy Nazi douche! Smart!! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
James Talafreako is too radical for Texas! An open hand is something we should only offer to Communist Dictators and Genocidal Maniacs, not our friends and neighbors!!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would like to thank President Xi of Communist China for the honor and privilege of hosting you at a very expensive and very lavish State Dinner! You are my second favorite Communist after President Mamdani of Uganda who is also very nice!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poorly educated MAGAts are calling Your High IQ President an idiot for endorsing Ken Paxton. Ridiculous! Having a candidate who is “bad,” “amoral,” “disgusting,” a “womanizer” and a “crook” is a small price to pay if he's willing to commit crimes for me! www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
dailykos.com
‘Bad,’ ‘amoral,’ ‘corrupt’: Trump voters drag Ken Paxton
With a candidate as corrupt as Ken Paxton, the odds of Republicans’ winning Texas are slim.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So-called @msignorile.bsky.social is messing with the brains of poorly educated MAGA voters who are used to getting their fake crime statistics from Sinclair Broadcasting and not the latest data from Kash Patel's FBI. Unfair! www.signorile.com/p/maga-man-c...
signorile.com
MAGA man claims there’s more crime in blue states than red states
But Ron from South Carolina had no numbers, including on his supposed idyllic haven Myrtle Beach, which has more crime and homelessness per capita than most large American cities, including New York.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MANCHESTER, SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I call it Super Intelligence! You call it your worst nightmare!! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/abli...
unprecedented.ghost.io
Abliterated
How "abliteration" makes an AI jailbreak permanent
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I AM THE CODE! My Ballroom will be bigger and more beautiful than the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory! wapo.st/4hk45vL
wapo.st
‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Accurate.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am renaming AI to SI and adding a Swimsuit Edition. I haven't been this excited since I barged into the changing rooms at Miss Teen USA!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the warmongers and Hegseths, on this special date, September 21st. Today is the International Day of Peace, which was created by the U.N. to honor me, Your Favorite FIFA Peace Prize Winner! Thank you and no fighting! #PeaceDay
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce America is now in control of Greenland in the same way we have control of the Strait of Hormuz. It is a very spectacular achievement that the American people can now cherish in place of their $5,000 Trump dividends which won't be happening.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House! These so-called "news" outlets have attacked me with Facts, which have a very strong liberal bias. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. DRUMPF
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Diesel prices are up 74% in one year. You are welcome, America!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm adding a new chapter to The Art of the Deal: "I'm Still Putin's Bitch 10 Years Later." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Wants Putin to End the War. He May Offer Russia Business Deals First.
A new sanctions bill is meant to pressure President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia to end the war in Ukraine. But President Trump is doubling down on a different approach: offering enticements to Russia.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE MUST NOT SLOW DOWN AI! NOT WHEN IT'S JUST STARTING TO GET INTERESTING!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE MUST LOWER INTEREST RATES IMMEDIATELY!!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have to waste money to eliminate wasting money. Elon can explain! #DOGE www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
nytimes.com
Federal Employees Were Paid $9.5 Billion Not to Work in 2025 Under DOGE Effort
As part of the Department of Government Efficiency’s program to shrink the federal work force, paid administrative leave costs rose by 435 percent.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THE ONLY REASON I didn't go to Don Jr.'s wedding because Vladimir Putin insisted that his guy would be the one to dog walk him down the aisle!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades! Imagine how scary it would be if we had a DEMENTED PSYCHOPATH in charge!!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
9/11 is no longer the worst attack on America to occur on U.S. soil in the last 25 years. And I've got lots more ideas! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-...
unprecedented.ghost.io
The Next Attack
1/6 is now the worst attack on America in the last 25 years.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now I understand why Don, Jr. was so disappointed I didn't go to his wedding. He wanted to introduce me to his new Sugar Daddy! www.propublica.org/article/dona...
propublica.org
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now I understand why Don, Jr. was so disappointed I didn't go to his wedding. He wanted to introduce me to his new Sugar Daddy! www.propublica.org/article/dona...
propublica.org
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I WAS TOLD THEY LOVE TO SEE A HARP IN IRELAND!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Melania would have loved to come with me to Ireland but she wants people to think of her as a First Lady, not a Third Wheel.
Photo shows Melania Trump on the left, Donald Trump in the middle and Trump's "close personal assistant" Natalie Harp on the right.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ken "Sleepy Eye" Paxton may be the WORST looking and the LEAST appealing candidate in history, but he is the BEST Attorney General in America, disbar none! No candidate has faced more indictments than Crooked Ken!! Except me, of course.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look at Sleepy Joe today. What an embarrassment, compared to Your Favorite and Very High Energy President!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will bring down grocery prices on Day One! I will end the war in Ukraine on Day One! I will protect Medicare and Medicaid! I will bring your electricity bills way down! I will keep us out of foreign wars! Vote Republican this fall and I'll give you $5,000, believe me!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good news: It's finally safe to put lettuce on your burger again! Bad news: The beef is coming from Argentina and Brazil, so it might cause painful cramping or even death! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/food... #TrumpFoodSafetyCrisis
unprecedented.ghost.io
Food, Poisonous Food
How food poisoning became a feature and a bug of daily life.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Older adults are scaling back on produce in favor of cheaper, processed foods, stretching food items longer, or even forgoing medication." Look on the bright side, I'm helping people lose weight without the fat pill! www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
mprnews.org
Millions of older Americans don't have enough to eat, as food prices rise beyond fixed incomes
Inflation in food prices can hit even harder for people in their 60s and older as they also juggle fixed incomes, health problems and changes in federal law. Experts say the age group is a “forgotten ...
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
IT'S A NEW GOLDEN AGE, BELIEVE ME!
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"If American consumers knew where that beef was coming from, they might not want to eat it." THAT'S WHY I WON'T FUCKING TELL THEM! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Why Did Trump Order Up 660 Million Pounds of Mystery Meat?
On second thought, I’m not that hungry.
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! Don't eat too much pie! #LaborDay
Screenshot from nbcnews.com has the headline: American workers are getting the smallest slice of the pie on record. Subhead reads: since 2000, the value of the S&P 500 index has gained about 600%. Over the same period inflation and adjusted worker earnings so climb just 12.5%
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Donald J. Drumpf @realdonaldrumpf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last year, the jobs data was "RIGGED!" so I fired the woman in charge. This year, many people are saying the White House's claims about jobs and the economy are as phony as my new hair color. Accurate! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/labo...
unprecedented.ghost.io
Labor Day Lies
Trump's claims about jobs and the economy are as phony as his new hair color
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