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Think for yourself and question authority. If you don't block me, I'm going to persuade you.

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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 2h
In other words: buy a Tesla.
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Elon Elon Musk
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BG @comsense7.bsky.social · 2h
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 2h
I mean, if you want to keep it real, your armored men all look like this. And yes, "men".
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 4h
100% this. Stalin, Mao, Castro, Kim Il Sung, Kamala Harris, Nikole Hannah-Jones, Ibram X. Kendi: all fascists. And like most fascists, they engaged in socialist economics. This isn't hard to understand, is it?
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Gulf of America @gulfofamericaaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a distinct irony in privileged liberals sitting in $400k homes-sipping $6 lattes and wearing $150 shoes-while using a $1,000 iPhone to lecture those who actually escaped communism on how wrong they are..
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 4h
We take a first look at slice-of-life cyberpunk sim NIVALIS NIGHTS from 505 Games.... www.youtube.com/live/rlBAfc8...
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Nivalis Nights - FIRST LOOK - Live Stream
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 5h
Gefeliciteerd, Max! 🥳 Our four-time champ turns 29 today 🎂 #F1
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5h
Grasshopper Manufacture splits from NetEase Games www.gematsu.com/2026/09/gras...
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice try, but there's no way Dustborn is a masterpiece. I mean, a masterpiece of suck, I suppose.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is, in fact, an awesome detail about ALIEN, and you should watch this video about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGA1...
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ALIEN Explained: The Signs You Missed
YouTube video by Creative Briefs
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Overheard: "how you feel about Donald Trump is exactly how you feel about yourself." Do you think that's true, my Blueskies?
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is nothing more pathetic than people who desperately seek approval for themselves due to their ancestry and ethnic heritage. It gets worse when your heritage is so weak it needs a whole month to celebrate itself. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Supporting Hamas is definitionally pro-violence.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is nothing more pathetic than people who desperately seek approval for themselves due to their ancestry and ethnic heritage. It gets worse when your heritage is so weak it needs a whole month to celebrate itself. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Interesting.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's nothing more confidence sapping than an e-mail from customer support stating that they haven't done jack to resolve your problem over the weekend, and that they'll get back to us, followed by that sine qua non of absolute incompetence in the person's signature file, "(she/her/hers)".
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cool! Let the gentrification continue.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember kids: ethnicity is one part genetics and several parts culture and environment, so if you pretend to be black or Palestinian it's evil, even if you adopt the culture. But sex is 100% biology, so if a man pretends to be a woman, it's like brave/heroic even though he's obviously wrong.
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Eric Cartman Asks: Are There Any Questions?
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"they/them"
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy anniversary!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/09/2026
This week, I joined students at P.S. 59 alongside Norway’s Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre to talk about how our two countries are approaching AI’s impact on young minds.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When people tell you who they are, believe them.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Agree. I cannot understand what sort of sick pervert supports Tallarico. America has a long way to go.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning my blue skies. I hope you have a glorious Sunday.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only if there was some way for Canadians to have a seat at the only political table that matters in North America....
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Alex Seixeiro Pondering on Tim And Sid
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Suck on it, Nate Silver.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
XKCD: based.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty standard for 'automation' start ups to fake it until they make it.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only see eight that are good TV shows on this list.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dril tweet reading "if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o"
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Removed by author? Oh @violetblue.bsky.social, no guts?
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Not a bad idea; glad I voted for it." -John M. Ford
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Need a quilt for lives stolen by illegal immigrants.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is, in fact, an awesome detail about ALIEN, and you should watch this video about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGA1...
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ALIEN Explained: The Signs You Missed
YouTube video by Creative Briefs
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This guy loves me, and keeps reposting my stuff! Thanks, Bruh!
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Swamp Buster @swampbusterr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Free Palestine 🤣
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh my Blueskies, I am going to start using the phrase "White They/Them tears" going forward. A LOT.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Slavery is an atrocity against humanity!" - American leftists "We need immigrants to work under the table for cheap, otherwise who will pick our crops and build our houses?" -somehow, also American leftists
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can confirm.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Does the AP still capitalize Black but not White in reference to ancestry? And has it decided what a woman is yet?
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The REAL reason Trump wanted Greenland. www.youtube.com/shorts/UP1KZ...
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Donald Trump Greenland Palestinians Golden Girls Betty White Rita Moreno Peace Proposal #SHORTS
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We look back at MIXTAPE, was it a game? Was it trying to be Ferris Bueller's Day Off too hard? And what happened with the romance? youtu.be/2IvtJUDj3mo
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MIXTAPE IS IT ACTUALLY A GAME?
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Greenland Treaty (link below) - TL;DR: * USA can modernize and expand as desired Pituffik SFB (f/k/a Thule AFB) * USA may established add’l defense areas in Narsarsuaq and Mestersvig (on the south and east of the island, respectively)
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd like to celebrate bi day of visibility. It is good to see people with mental illnesses come out and be counted. Treatment and medications are available to deal with bipolar disorder. Seek it out. Thank you.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe we should go back to finish Clair Obscure once we wrap up Life is Strange 2? rumble.com/v6udjrl-clai...
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Clair Obscur - Expedition 33 - Ep 001
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Communist freaks in Boston rebel against biology, impose freak policies. and freak out when someone suggests lightening up a bit; the smartest one runs away to go to clown school.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those who engage in loose talk about reparations.... Remember: The State of Israel *was* reparations.
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Coffee Roasts @realcoffeechoco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Men, we've all been there. Especially when you're taking the offensive against baldness by shaving your head.
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