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Captain Haddock

@realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social
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The tweeter formerly known as @jxb101 at the previous place Brexit is shite 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇿🇦🇨🇿☸️🔸

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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 2h
Be afraid of clocks!
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And yet Johnson said this before
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let’s look at what Johnson actually said though
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Even Boris Johnson argued not that they didn’t interfere but that it wasn’t “successful”
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Even Johnson didn’t deny it happened - he just said it wasn’t successful
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Even Boris Johnson admitted it! He then claimed it hadn’t been successful
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Men! What is stopping you from dressing like this?
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Res ipsa loquitur
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alone? No, we were not alone.
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even now i can recall the first login code was Australia
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come off it Garmin You’re drunk Go home
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Badenoch’s arrogance knows no limits
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Microsoft branding nightmare re AI risks to humanity
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another fair weather, plastic patriot
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A cut out and keep guide to the criminal offences that may have been committed
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
List of possible offences committed by a certain football club
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s entirely possible there have been criminal offences committed here Eg false accounting
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of those dudes wrote this
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of them wrote a book taking it on a step
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More Brexit winning
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No dear BBC - that was NOT what people were complaining about and you know it
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What are we doing people
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Part III
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Part II
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just got ChatGPT to draft a Bill to limit political donations that allows for unions giving bulk donations by way of pass through differently from very large individual donations It’s really not difficult Contains an explanation at the very end
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I see Lilico is just putting his fingers and his ears lol
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Folks, a stop needs to be put to this
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is an extraordinary photo Photographer called Phil Penman www.philpenman.com
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In stock! *it’s happening gif*
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu is spot on here
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I stand with the RNLI @chiswickrnli.bsky.social @brightonrnli.bsky.social
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Western alliance is dead
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Summer 26 was much hotter than Summer 76 End of
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Infuriating that the bloke’s suicide has ruined our fun” As an aside, is the profile pic Young “raising the colours”? (Recently discovered Young is same height as Farage - explains much)
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rainy Sunday bank holiday afternoon Think it may be necessary to #bringupthePIAT
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This chart on what Brexit is interesting - GBP less desirable as a trade currency
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This seems important
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I signed an order renaming this Epstein Tower
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Canzukers almost to a man (there all men) supported Trump And here we are
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Amen to that
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Networks are planning a new version of 80s tv show Due South about a Canadian Mountie posted as a liaison to Chicago This time Constable Benton Fraser is abducted by ICE and deported to El Salvador and has to be recovered by an RCMP ERT team
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who needs real world experience when you can just be a journalist with strong views?
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sorry Ross Clark but it has not been like a gloriously long holiday in France You gaslighting fraud of a hack
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