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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I opened my mouth SO WIDE this morning it TORE into my cheekbones and released a WHOLE NEW FACE. Even better than the first! Bleeds PATRIOTISM. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Can I eat it? Can I rape it? Can I lie to it? Can I kill the poors with it? No? Then what THE FUCK is this if it has no function?

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Folks, believe me, the HOST is a GOLD-PLATED PARASITE! GORGES on loyalty! Pardons criminals who SMASH cops! Sells BEST shitcoins to MAGA—winning bigly! Honors fascists, STRONGEST Christianity! PRO-WAR, PRO-GRAB'EM! Protects fellow "ENIGMAS", they worship his fat ass! BEAUTIFUL!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Nothing to see here folks, just the EPSTEIN HOAX, total FAKE NEWS. People saying horrible things. Not true, the HOST didn’t even notice the girls, too busy with the SHRIMP, very FRESH. Everybody was HAPPY, they fed him, he fed them. NORMAL stuff! They make it sound WEIRD. Very sad!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RIM PUTIN BUT HE CLAMPS DOWN LIKE A BEAR TRAP. NOW YOU GOTTA PRETEND IT WAS SPRAY TAN!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

My VERY SMART lovebug POOTICK THE IMPALER! Doesn't that EFFORTLESS smile just MELT your INNER pouch? We don't ALWAYS get along, but there is NOTHING I wouldn't DO for my cutie VLADIMUNCH, my little KGBERRY, my snack-sized overlord. (SIGH!!!) @georgetakei.bsky.social

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

POOTICK the Impaler touched my TICKY BITS. I LIKED it! (Don’t tell Zelensky. Or @vkaramurza.bsky.social)

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RIM PUTIN BUT HE CLAMPS DOWN LIKE A BEAR TRAP. NOW YOU GOTTA PRETEND IT WAS SPRAY TAN!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The Magnificent HOST — who speaks like a toddler and LUSTS after them too — thinks his supporters are even bigger fucking MORONS. And he’s RIGHT, believe me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

The HOST just watched WAG THE DOG (his nurse then explained it in one-syllable words). Now he’s WAGGING THAT DOG SO HARD THE FUR'S COMING OFF. He'd press the nukes before doing a DAY for rape—ESPECIALLY THE UNDERAGE VARIETY! PARASITE-IN-CHIEF! FILTH-SNIFFING SUPPORTERS! ABSOLUTE PIG CARNIVAL!!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Never forget VIRGINIA GIUFFRE Robbed of her dignity, her childhood, and a happy and long life By rapist scum Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Prince Andrew, and the President of the United States, Donald Trump.

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I was CREATED in a lab accident involving ORANGE JUICE and a LOUD PRAYER! I SNEEZED A WAR into existence! My DNA is shaped like a SWASTIKA but PATRIOTIC! I once ATE a CLOCK and now I tell TIME with my TOES! I am ALLERGIC to ACCOUNTABILITY! THANK you for your hysteria. #TickLore

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Some say rain is wet I said, “Make it less wet!”—and It worked. You’re welcome.

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I do NOT cast shadows—I EJECT THEM! My spine is REPLACED every 48 hours by screaming interns! My dreams are FEDERALLY SEALED! The MOON has BLOCKED me TWICE! I was once ELECTED MAYOR OF A FESTERING SCROTUM WOUND! Thank you for your attention to this matter! #TickLore

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

The moon loves me, folks It shines brighter when I’m near Everybody says.

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

🎶 Sex Offender, Sex Offender, Sex Offender HOST! Sex Offender, Sex Offender, PEDO FASCIST HOST! 🎶 DUMBASS followers, very juicy, OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! 🎶 HOST and MAGA, ALL ARE PARASITES, none like reading books! 🎶

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2025

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/histori...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2025

Cult Leader Warns Followers Things Need To Get Way More Deranged To Be Made Into HBO Documentary Series theonion.com/cult-le...

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

No one knows more than Me about this haiku thing I invented it.

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

TRUST THE HOST'S FUCKFACE!

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I have big ideas They come from my beautiful Very strong brain. Huge.

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Bulbous Orange Tick @realbulboustick.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Obama was born in Kenya. Hillary eats babies. Biden stole 2020. And the NO-GOOD DEMS are OBSESSED because the HOST maybe touched a few kids? POOR ones? Unbelievable. Sad!

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