Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 17hDONE. And I might’ve gotten one of the last peach stickers 😤 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 21hI’ll eat a raw bologna sandwich on Friday at 10:33pm gone off 50MGs.😤😤 Bread—>Bologna—>American Cheese—>Duke’s—>French’s = Fine Dining 👌🏾💯 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 21hstatic.klipy.comThe Office: Pam Raises HandALT: The Office: Pam Raises Hand 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The shit at least waited a week after my birthday to come for me a couple Friday’s ago. Airborne, Vicks, and some spiked lemon/honey green tea took care of it. But I was down bad for 24 hours. Also, Libras >>>>>>>>>>>>> 100
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m back in town today in a few hours, and I’m finna pull up!static.klipy.comMatthew Knight in Truck Adjusting GlassesALT: Matthew Knight in Truck Adjusting Glasses 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Lol this is so me. A nice Italian leather weekender bag tucked neatly into the overhead storage, and me seated right next to the wing in 19F 😭😭😭😭😭 121
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The Democratic Party needs about 174 more John Ossoff(s) 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026At my middle school we played prison/line dodgeball with volleyballs in PE class. One can really put some mustard on a volleyball. 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Dan Fogelman (Paradise, This Is Us) is the show runner. So my expectations are pretty high 111
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I watched Aqib Talib snatch Michael Crabtree’s chain during a game not once, but TWICE! And this might be even more disrespectful. 😂😂 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Barber: “Yo, what if it’s the Chiefs and the Niners in the Super Bowl again this year.” Me: “Aye, bruh. Please do not put that shit into the atmosphere. Please.” 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026static.klipy.comTed Lasso: Diamond Dogs Strike Again!ALT: Ted Lasso: Diamond Dogs Strike Again! 030
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Donalds is directly connected to Trump, who’s VP is telling the Black senate candidate in that very state to go back to Africa. The fuck is wrong with these people???? 101
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Seahawks aren’t the only team in the National Football League that can win without playing clean. BANG BANG!!static.klipy.comBang NinersALT: Bang Niners 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Alright got the field goal. Now I don’t wanna see NONE of that prevent defense bullshit. Let’s send some dudes! 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Man Herbs really peaked in the 2020 Rose Bowl. That’s crazy 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We gotta put Fred Warner in a cryo-induced sleep after every game. We cannot let that man continue to age. He’s so good, man. 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026A “TikTok video by NBC News…” is so crazy to me 😭 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Pulled some chicken thighs out the freezer yesterday to make a one pan arroz con pollo for dinner tonight. Chicken is defrosted, open the package to marinate the chicken. “Oh no, these are jumbo chicken wings.”😬 Guess who’s finna make arroz con pollo with jumbo chicken wings…🤷🏾♂️ 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026WSB Channel 2 just cut into Georgia/Alabama with a severe storm warning. Whole Atlanta metroplex is losing their minds right now. 😭😭😭 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Iowa winning a natty right after Indianastatic.klipy.comElmo Surrounded by Intense FireALT: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I never tire of hearing this song live youtube.com/watch?v=1liG...youtube.comTV On The Radio – Wolf Like MeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026really hit me. At age like 29. And I haven’t participated since. Apologies for threading your mentions. 091
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026chopping. Cuz like what else are we gonna do. Once the crowd finally calmed down, Conan thanked us for being so hype then said, “that chant/chop thing y’all do, I don’t think y’all understand what that looks like from my perspective.” Not in a scolding way, but more observational. And that’s when it 151
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Back in 2013 Conan O’Brien taped 4 episodes of Conan for TBS at The Tabernacle, and we managed to win the ticket lottery for one of the tapings. Atlanta being Atlanta, the crowd was absolutely JUICED. The room was lit. Conan came out to thunderous applause, and the whole theater just started 141
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hopefully soon they put it on a platform that has a bigger reach. Like say, on Apple TV along with the F1 coverage 🤞🏾 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel like I’ve seen Matty hit some balls hard right at people. But yeah, everyone else needs a timeout 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think I’m subconsciously stressed. I went to the library yesterday to early vote, only to find out that early voting doesn’t start until next Tuesday 😭😭 110
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026With two dudes who have encyclopedic memories. I really might skip one of these for the first time 110
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t know if I’ll be able to listen to this one. Braves going up 2-0 in New York, coming home and never leading again, on the way to losing 4 straight, is STILL sitting very heavy on my chest 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just started season 4 of The Last Ship last night. Ask me again in a few weeks 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And then they came out with VCRs where you could set the specific time for the tape to start recording. “YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE AT THE CRIB TO PRESS RECORD! SHIT WAS A FUCKING GAME CHANGER!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was kicking it with the homie and his adult son (early 20s) this past weekend, and somehow the word Mapquest came up. And lil homie was like “what’s Mapquest?” Listen the rabbit hole we took this dude down for the next hour, or so. 100
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tied with the Broncos at halftime. We must as well be trailing by three scores 😔 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They keep telling us how Howie Roseman is some genius general manager…how is Nick Sirianni still coaching your team, beloved? 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s not even a question. I’m watching on RedZone, looking at the clock, go up by 13 with under 7 mins to go. Rams gotta score two tuddys to beat you, if you lose that way, so be it. But going for it, not getting it, and losing this way. Yikes…static.klipy.comMan's Cringe Fake SmileALT: Man's Cringe Fake Smile 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eagles should’ve kicked that field goal on the last possession. Now the Rams can tie it with a kick, rather than having to need a tuddy 010
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The DJ pressed play and Thought just started rapping and didn’t stop for over 10 mins. He didn’t even have to catch the beat. The beat caught him 😂😂 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The reason why I’ve been perpetually around 90 for years, I’m known for hitting massive baby cuts off the tee box. Then duffing the ever living shit outta a 9 or gap wedge. It’s been the case for half a decade. But ONE DAY, it’s all gonna come together. 120
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s giving me 2021 vibes. “Tucker Davidson is taking the ball tonight? Well…alright I guess!🤷🏾♂️” 000
Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I honestly don’t know what is worse, Tony Gonzalez saying that, or the other four people sitting there with zero pushback. The producers, too! And then folks are mystified at how something like that can happen at Cornell. Gee I wonder how… 0100
