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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 3m
Nobody can say I haven't done ANYTHING today. I certainly did... something.
pixel art of a chicken wearing a pink cowboy boot and hats with little rhinestones
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 4h
I've unlocked gradients... so many gradients.
a screenshot from the game Dressmaker, a five tiered ruffled gown with silk front panels and sequined side panels, in the colour of the rainbow, topped with a ruffle sweetheart neckline, and long, flowy silk sleeves. there's also a golden butterfly belta screenshot from the game Dressmaker, a floor length, flowly silk clementine dress with a black sequined vest over the bodice. there's also a chain belt with three levels of loops across the hips.a screenshot from the game Dressmaker, a mermaid tail shaped gown that's irredescent pearly grey and light pink with a halo of white feathers cresting from the shoulders and hipsa screenshot from the game Dressmaker, a floor length dark green gown with alternating panels of lighter green silk and long flowy sleeves. the bodice is green sequins with an inky dark green harness. there's a large gold and green brooch at the collar.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 01/10/2026
This is so addictive.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 30/09/2026
Help, I haven't blinked, can't stop making dresses...
Green, yellow, and orange Veggie themed milkmaid style dress in the game Dressmakersilk, velvet and night sky patterned ballgown from the game dressmaker
Strapless red and black silk bodice with silk protruding peplem on the hip and a black velvet drape in the front and red velvet drape in the back, with both thighs exposed (dress in dressmaker)
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 28/09/2026
TWO HUNDRED discord orbs!? In this economy!?
A screenshot of a Discord popup that reads:
BETA
Get 200 Discord Orbs when you link your Battle.net Account
Unlock social features and in-game ways to connect with your discord friends! Learn more. LINK ACCOUNT
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 25/09/2026
Baby Yoda has revealed himself to me in this latte.
A white coffee cup and saucer with navy blue stripes outlining the rim of each. The foam on the coffee is vaguely shaped like the character Grogu from the Star Wars franchise
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 15/09/2026
Something tells me they're not going to make a hat trick.
Search results from Duckduckgo that reads:

"Bulkhead - The Next Big Shooter Studio

BULKHEAD's been named one od the UK's 'Best Places To Work' by Gamesindustry.biz for 2 years in a row! This is a reflection of our incredible..."
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 09/09/2026
Look at these little freaks.
A picture from The Official Zelda Encyclopedia showing 15 different versions of the mummy-like "Gibdo" creature in the Zelda series that spans across the spectrum of art styles.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 08/09/2026
A pie chart titled "Perception of the U.S." Source: Leger
The pie sections are:
Enemy - 41%
Ally 22%
Neutral 22%
Don't know 16%

The news scroll across the bottom reads:
Breaking
No U.S. talks or negotiations scheduled: Canadian officials
Canadian counter-tariffs on U.S. goods take effect
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 06/09/2026
Pixel would like one [1] french fry please.
A small black dog with curly hair and a white paw, lying with all but one paw tucked beneath her.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 05/09/2026
Kinda chic to eat scrag of beast 💅
Screenshot from Dragon's Dogma 2 of an item in the inventory UI.

"Scragg of beast: the edible flesh of a wild ccreature. Consume it to recover a small amount of health."

The picture looks like a perfectly butchered rack of lamb.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 26/08/2026
I just finished the 8th Dungeon Crawler Carl book, so now that I'm caught up I can start looking at memes and fan art without getting spoiled. This is one feels so accurate.
an image of two groups passing each other on two separate tracks of a wooden rollercoaster. one track is full of normal human people looking shocked and horrified at the occupants of the second track who are sentient skeletons with glowing red eyes.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/08/2026
Did we attend highschool on a different planet?
A screenshot of a conversation in the comments of tiktok with one party's identity obscured.

Anonymous: This just might be the Monica Lewinsky moment (GIF of man looking smug)

Amanda: I think this is more of an Eva Braun situation

Anonymous: I had to Google her and that's a good one
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 14/08/2026
Wow, thanks for the hot tip, LinkedIn.
Screenshot of mobile lock screen Gmail notification that reads:

"Barack Obama, President of the United States of America, is popular in your network. See your recommendations, Amanda

You're up to 1.5x more likely to get profile views when you follow 5 people

Follow Barack Obama, Former President of the United States of America"
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 12/08/2026
Even if you haven't been actively streaming for a while, make sure you go toggle this option off right away! JFC
A screenshot from the Twitch settings page. Under the "Security and Privacy" tab there is an option labeled "Training for Generative AI" outlined in red. (Outline added to screenshot).
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 10/08/2026
Happy Monday, world!
A selfie of a woman with pale skin and brown hair wearing tortoisehell glasses and black and white polka dots dress
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 03/08/2026
Confirmed!
A picture of a bookshelf full of videogames and movies with a copy of Shadow of Colossus on PS2 in front of them
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 30/07/2026
I am very busy being a girl in my backyard.
Selfie of a white woman with long brown hair and large tortoiseshell glasses smiling at the camera.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 22/07/2026
The scope of Tears of the Kingdom just boggles the mind. (Keep in mind, my OVERALL completion is only at like 35%.)
A screenshot of the Zelda Notes app showing the stats:

Main Quests 78%, Side Adventures 95%, Shrine Quests 38%, Side Quests 62%
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/07/2026
Is this what you perverts want!?
A pair of wet footprints on a wooden deck
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 16/07/2026
Source: the entire global scientific community, but also CNN made this pretty little chart
A comparative chart showing China, United States, and the European Union as the biggest cause of greenhouse gas emissions.

Text beneath reads:
Most of the world’s planet-heating pollution comes from just a few countries. The

top 20 global climate polluters — dominated by China, India, the United States and the European Union — were responsible for 83% of emissions in 2022. What these countries do to respond to the climate crisis has an outsized impact on the rest of the world.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 13/07/2026
Pixel missed her regular haircut because of our family emergency, but I would be lying if I said it wasn't adorable to see her in Full Fraggle.
A fluffy, small black dog with a white chin and chest stripe sits in an antique paisley chair and round grey cushion
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 11/07/2026
It's 2026 and I'm still more likely to face violence by men (and rates are climbing), and have to see open jokes about it go unchecked by a ferry full of men too scared of losing male privilege to ever do a fucking thing. Oh, you're afraid to get beaten up if you say something? THAT MUST BE AWFUL.
A senior white man with a grey goatee, sunglasses, black leather vest, and pale grey t-shirt. He is sitting astride a motorcycle on a ferry. He is also wearing a black helmet with four visible stickers. One is of a minion waving, one reads "I see the fuck up fairy has visited us again!", one reads "loud wives lose lives", and the last one reads "9 out of 10 women are battered & I'm still eatin mine plain".

This was on the Glenora Ferry in Prince Edward County on July 10th, 2026. I'm sure this guy doesn't work and is living on a fat pension that I'll never have, but feel free to hunt him down and get him fired if he still is working.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 04/07/2026
the ol' longbottom leaf
a screenshot of the game "marathon" of a white plastic shipping container with "420" printed on the side
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 03/07/2026
Visiting my dad in the hospital and he drew a little face on his whiteboard guy.
A dry erase whiteboard with a pale blue user icon with the text "I prefer to be called:" printed on it. The name "Stu" is handwritten and on the circle representing the user's head, there's a hand drawn smiley face.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 02/07/2026
Geeze, what a sky. I'm glad to be sharing it with most of you.
A photo of the sky at sunset. There is a tiny sliver of roofline along the bottom of the picture, and a flowering tree tops in the corner.

The sky in the distance is blue, but most of the sky is covered in layers of yellow, orange, and purple clouds.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 27/06/2026
Ending a super intense week with a quiet little Friday night.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/06/2026
"I believe with all my heart that if we work together, we can restore Hyrule to its former glory and beyond."
Screenshot from the game Breath of the Wild. Link stands in an open field wearing heavy armour, next to his equally armoured white horse. The sky is bright yellow and the corrupted castle is in the distance.Screenshot from the game Breath of the Wild. An empty field, corrupted Hyrule Castle looms in the distance against a deep red sky.Screenshot from the game Breath of the Wild. Link stands, heavily armoured in a field in front of a figure in a white robe. (We only see the back of their legs.Screenshot from the game Breath of the Wild. Link stands alone in the empty sanctum of Hyrule castle, completely overtaken with red corruption.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/06/2026
Pixel getting ready to go visit the human hospital!
A small greying, black dog with curly hair, with a white patch on her paw and chest. She has a single polka dots bow in her hair and is wearing a dark blue harness with small dots and flowers.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/06/2026
My dad has always been my #1 cheerleader. Whatever I choose to do, he's always right there supporting and encouraging me. He had a heart attack three days ago, and we're spending Father's Day in the hospital. It was scary, but he's okay, and I'm glad I can show up for him like he shows up for me!
A white man with thick blonde and grey beard and hair wearing a green paper crown.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 17/06/2026
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 16/06/2026
"donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect"
Joe Rogan, a pink bald man, holding a microphone and standing in front of the White House. His suit looks too big and his tie is very wide but barely reaches his midriff.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 10/06/2026
A still from the TV show "Widow's Bay" depicting a vintage board game called "Teeth". The box is red ans there's an ominously happy cartoon tooth mascot giving the thumbs up on the cover.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 05/06/2026
I'm replaying the remastered Breath of the Wild trying to catch stuff I missed on my first playthrough, and the scope of this game is just mind boggling.
Quests and Adventures 81%
Main Quests 100%
Shrine Quests 59%

Side Quests 89%
Captured Memories 100%Completion Progress 25%

Locations 67%
Shrines 54%
Towers 100%
Stables 100%
Villages 100%
Buildings 90%
Shops 100%
Other Places 58%
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 04/06/2026
Pixel wanted me to tell you all that she says Good Morning.
A small black and grey dog sitting on a beige outdoor patio chair, her paws folded under her.A small black snd Grey dog sitting upright on a beige outdoor patio chair.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 27/05/2026
I think I have posted some of these little garden labels before, but I have way more ready to go into the garden today!!!
A top down photo of several painted rocks sitting on a yellow, oval-shaped tray. Some are painted like strawberries and tomatoes, there are some leafy greens painted on a few, and a couple with hand painted text.

"Sour diesel"
"Rainbow Sherbert"
"Bubba kush"
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 25/05/2026
Just your friendly neighbourhood budtender.
Brunette white lady with tortoiseshell glasses and a yellow dress, taking a selfie in front of wooden shelves.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 24/05/2026
I promised I would slam and jam. And that is what I have done.
A screenshot from the game Borderlands depciting a shirtless man in goggles talking to a drone with a holograph head. It's at night and in the background we see the crumbling ruins of old decaying structures. The captioning reads, "[Dunks Watson] I promised I would slam and jam. And that is what I have done. "
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 22/05/2026
a package of plastic snack bags that says "stay fresh cheese bags" and the bag sizing.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/05/2026
Don't trust this guy with a motorcar.
A small brown toad sitting on a brick path.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/05/2026
Is this the weed number or the sex number?
A picture of a white screen with plain black text that reads "total: $469.20"
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 20/05/2026
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 17/05/2026
This came to my inbox today, in the year of our lord 2026.
A screenshot from a marketing email that reads:
UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO
SCHOOL. or CONTINUING STUDIES

IN COLLABORATION WITH

G CIRCUIT STREAM

Game Development | 30-Week Bootcamp

Create Games, Change Your
Life--Earn Up to $140K

Hi Amanda,

Imagine this: You're designing the next viral
game, crafting virtual worlds, or engineering
experiences enjoyed by millions. Now
imagine earning $130,000 a year-or up to
$140,000 as a Senior Game Developer in
Ontario (Talent.com). That's the power of a
‣areer in game development.

Our 30-week Game Development Bootcamp
turns that vision into reality. Offered in
collaboration with the University of Toronto
School of Continuing Studies, this beginner-
friendly program equips you with the tools to succeed
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 14/05/2026
I got a Temu ad on Instagram featuring what appears to be a giant, mummified toe. (Censored in case that's not what you want to look at this morning.)
A temu ad on Instagram festuring a normal sized human hand holding a soda can sized mummified toe.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
A still frame from the animated TV show The Simpsons. It depicts Homer Simpson sitting on the hood of his car on the side of the road in the desert. He's looking at a giant night sky of stars and there are silhouettes of various mesa in the distance.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 26/04/2026
Bombadilmaxxing
Five small, smooth, oval stones painted red. Two have green leaves painted at the top. They are supposed to be strawberries when they're finished.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 25/04/2026
Ope
A screenshot from the game Elden Ring. Half the screen is Character Creation UI and the other half is the portrait of the character, a feminine pale woman with a dark bob haircut and black facepaint smeared around their eyes.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 21/04/2026
My sister's incredible cat, Ben.
A large ragdoll cat stretched out on their back, arm outstretched, eyes wide
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 20/04/2026
Pixel immediately regretting her decision to go outside.
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RealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 20/04/2026
The face of a gal who was just gifted moonrocks for 420.
Selfie of a white lady with brown hair and tortoishell glasses, brown suspenders, and a fox print dress.
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