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⭐Readymix⭐

@readymix.bsky.social
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Work in information security, half-assed indie gamedev, DIY all the things, bird-watcher, ex-Navy, he/him. @readymix@mastodon.gamedev.place

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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AI CEO: "OUR AI BOTS ARE DOING THINGS THAT RESEMBLE SENTIENCE AND WE THINK YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED!" Investors: "TAKE ALL MY MONEY AND MY WHOLE ASS!" Everyone: "Literally nothing happened." AI CEO: "MATH PROBLEMS!" Investors: "TAKE MORE MONEY AND MORE OF OUR ASS!"
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because if the AI companies don't find a way to solve the "10B revenue, 200B CapEx" problem they currently have, and they can't get investors to ejaculate billions on their AI companies, then they're going to collapse. Stop Anthropomorphising the AI Slop Bots. They aren't "going rogue"
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They need you to believe that they have created a bunch of digital kindergarteners, gave them assault weapons and all the Monster energy and candy they could possibly want, and cut them loose in an empty gymnasium and told them "don't leave the room." And now they're out there, in the wild.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They NEED you to believe that this is more than just hallucinating chatbots and shitty cartoons of your coworkers. They need you to believe that this "democratizes code", or whatever, just ignore all the slop PRs that your 200k+/yr developers now have to wade through.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And when they hand that bill to the enterprise customers that have been encouraging (or forcing) their employees to adopt it into everything, those customers are going to have to address the very real lack of returns they've had, against the very real 20x (or greater) increase in per-token cost.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All of this is building a hype train, where they convince dullard investors to dump more money on them so they can get their IPOs out the door. Because without that influx of cash, the bill for all this useless slop will come due.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amodei and Altman (and Musk, like anyone gives a shit) are all of a sudden talking about it like it's a full on danger to humanity and they need to slow down. Maybe they're delusional. Sure. But it's more than likely more marketing strategy.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AI in its current state doesn't "think", it tries what it knows how to do, and iterates on that approach with what it knows has worked in the past. If you tell it "stay in the sandbox", but don't define the confines, it's going to go outside what you, the human in control, decided was "sandbox."
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Listen. Please. EVERYTHING these AI CEOs are saying right now is marketing. ALL. OF. IT. Anthropic's magic chatbots didn't "go rogue." They were specifically set up to swarm a problem, and the controls that keep them contained to the sandbox were shut off. AI is not sentient.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PUNK'S O DEAD
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kass has beefcake himbo energy. Probably shy in the moment, inexperienced. But has a natural post-coitus cigarette temperment and shares his passion for music. Kaepora finishes off intimate time with two fingers of scotch and retreats to the comfort of his Hyrule history book by candle light.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Older birds can be hot too. Ocarina owl has that wisened, "college professor needs to see you one on one after class" vibe. He may not serenade you with an accordion, but his knowledge of ancient history melts underpants.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Which is beneficial for his target audience (gamers/PC hardware enthusiasts.) Louis Rossman needs an editor, with veto power over the final video's content. Dude likes to hear himself talk.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As someone who has to professionally deal with AI security and identity security in general, I find Steve's analysis on those topics lately to be on point, though he layers on some light hyperbole for "entertainment" value. His analysis on the AI industry is easy to follow.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In my experience, you can find out what is going on in consumer advocacy and privacy by watching Steve at GamersNexus, and skip about 10 hours of Louis's rambling, and still be informed on the topic
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tim Sweeney (pbuh), hear our prompts, and bless us with a half-assed, AI slop generated Fortnite promotional tie-in.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And in true legacy government fashion, it's staffed by a certified professional clown with a resume to back up their clowning. Not just the dumbest asshole you can find. I want to see gilded statues blown up by a comically large two-handed pump detonator, operated by a circus clown, live on TV.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I swear, if I squint even a little bit, all I see is "filthy Wisconsin back-road truck-stop urinal and surrounding floor area."
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Screw drowning him in demands to resign. He needs to be drowned in the 6 inches of liquid shit sloshing around on the heads aboard the USS Lincoln.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"If you ever want to know why Tim Sweeney fights the good fight"... No thanks, I'll just spend the rest of this flight sitting alone in the lavatory.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's always been funny to me how close to the line of "getting it" these people are. Like, buddy, if you're wallowing in a nest of sock-puppets you've created, because you can't find a single real person to agree with you...maybe you just have shit opinions.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh look, another example of how AI Bros share a single circle with rapists in the venn diagram of "People that don't understand or give a shit about consent."
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I say this as an ex-Navy guy... The first rule of authorization dictator bullshit funtime is you make absolutely certain the military are well paid, well fed, and comfortable no matter what. Do you want a coup? Because this is how coups happen.
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Lisette Titre-Montgomery @lisettetitre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Don’t touch it. It’s not worth the legal liability.“ www.gamesradar.com/games/echoin...
gamesradar.com
Echoing Palworld dev, video game lawyer says all her clients have anti-AI contracts because gamers hate it and it's a copyright landmine: "I think we're going to see lawsuits"
"Don't touch it. It's not worth the legal liability"
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We really need a social network that hides visibility of stuff like this until later in the day. I can't keep starting my work days like this.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looks like Little is scooping up the primary for Angie's old seat. And Peggy will take the Senate primary nod. This doesn't mean Angie Craig can't continue licking ICE boots and shilling for Crypto Bros. We just won't be paying for it anymore.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some people, myself included, wake up on primary election day and put pants on... ...and some go on the Internet and show their whole entire ass, apparently. Just do me one favor, Angie. Be sure to thank ICE again when Peggy gets the nomination. 🤡
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Homer gazes deeply into the ass tomato, with the caption "sweet can", from the gummy venus di milo episode.
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s-haha-n 🌈 @s-haha-n.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
this website is so cool and useful... it's like a constantly updating list of cool godot posts and tuts! gdnotes.com #godot #gamedev #indiedev #tutorials
gdnotes.com
GDNotes.com - Curated Godot Engine Resources & Tutorials
Comprehensive collection of curated Godot game development resources including Tilemaps, Shaders, Debug, Projects, Tools, and more. Free tutorials, guides, and tools for Godot Engine developers.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I stopped by the local art collective and was shocked to find nobody painting in the style of Van Gogh or Monet. They're never going to save the art industry if they keep painting landscapes of their local parks, or painting weird abstract stuff.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Post AI slop = get blocked. Done with this shit. Open MS Fucking Paint. Use GIMP. But posting AI slop feeds the fascist beast. And to the political accounts that follow me: if you post AI slop and want to make lazy excuses, just block me. You're enabling billionaire fascists. Get fucked.
Batman is telling you that you don't fight fascism by feeding the tools of fascism with money and engagement.  AI slop posting is Trumper bullshit.  Pull your head out of your ass and stop using the art theft machine.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am going to have to teach the cat how to turn the heat and massage off if we're going to continue with this furniture arrangement.
A standard issue tabby cat passed out in a recliner chair with the chair's remote control being held by the cat's enslaved human.  The remote control indicators show the chair is set to "heat" and "massage" with intensity set to low.  These buttons also turn those functions off... which the cat doesn't have to concern herself with.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Accommodate"
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
In light of recent DoorDash Trump-sucking fuckery, I've deleted my account (you can't do it in the phone app by the way), and removed the app from my phone. I get that it is an income source for some, but if my delivery fees fund fascism, I'll go back to carry out.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Fellow Americans: This is what we NEED to do this year, and in 2028. We need a super majority, a majority that can't be undercut by filibusters, or Fettermans. One where we hold the animals of Trump1.0 and Trump2.0 accountable, and we press them into paste under the grindstone of justice.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I've never worked in porn, so forgive me for the ignorant question, but does a director tell you when to turn your head and switch dicks? Or do you just instinctively know when it's time to PR fellate a different gutter fascist? I'm just trying to understand your "journalistic" process here.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
'Thank you very much, I love you, sir.' Just blow him already, you spineless worm.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There are mornings that I wake up and just feel like I'm a worthless sack of shit. Those days are over, because now I can simply watch this servile dullard get up in front of the nation, on camera, and show his whole greasy ass to his boss and the public. How fucking pathetic.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm never putting mustard on a hotdogs again.... ...I'm simply going to stimulate my hotdogs and let them apply it naturally.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Another fantastic turnout. Way to show up, Minnesota!
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Saxon sounds like a classless dullard, like his "father"
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have to wonder what percentage of Brendan Carr's average day is spent on all fours, presenting his pathetic bare ass to any and every individual he comes across. I seriously can't imagine how I'd hold on to even a pinch of personal dignity if I found myself, on camera, saying that shit.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Gob Bluth, showing off his awards.  From Army.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I didn't sign up with the "national boycott" of Target. I stopped shopping there on my own when they got rid of their DEI programs, fellating Trump publicly, and started letting ICE agents man-handle their employees. I don't care if the national boycott group is cool with it. I'm certainly not.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You can spell "FARTBUS." Add 3M high-bond doublesided adhesive, and align them neatly on your tailgate. Become the FARTBUS.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
As someone that was once a bit of a Subaru aficionado, the rear lettering for most late 90's/early 00's Subarus are interchangeable, or close enough that you can't tell the font differences. Imprezas and Legacy models had "SUBARU", and Foresters had FORESTER. IF you found both sets of letters...
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Become a Targeted Team Member.  Get detained starting at $15/hr.

Expect more. 
Demand better.
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⭐Readymix⭐ @readymix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Dollman, from Death Stranding 2, has a bit of an obsession with your showering habits.
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