The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 5hA day without an AI slop email about my books is like a day without sunshine. No. Wait. It's like a day without golf ball-sized hail and the mist rising up from the Arrowhead Project. 121
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 21hIn case you had a burning curiosity to discover what I was up to these days: www.patreon.com/RichardDansk...patreon.comSquatch Calls: Issue #38 | Richard Dansky: Stuff and NonsenseThis weekend, I am Alabama bound! I'll be pointing my car southwest towards Florence, Alabama, for ShoalsFest. ShoalsFest is an annual music 010
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Clearly I have had some kind of curse laid on me that renders any server I talk to incapable of hearing the word "unsweet" when I am ordering a beverage. Tonight was the eighth time out of ten I got sweet tea instead, and as a bonus, when I was offered a beverage to go, they gave me sweet tea. 050
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sunday night's LinkedIn thoughts on why it's good to maybe listen to Narrative once in a while. Or at least, not actively avoid doing so.linkedin.comI once worked with a guy who deliberately uninstalled Word from his work machine so he could claim he couldn't read design documents. Now, as the author of the documents in question, I may not hav...I once worked with a guy who deliberately uninstalled Word from his work machine so he could claim he couldn't read design documents. Now, as the author of the documents in question, I may not have be... 130
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tonight, a task that has been a long struggle has finally been put to bed. A metaphorical deck has been cleared. An item has been checked off a ToDo list that has lingered there far too long. ...I need a drink. 040
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In hindsight, putting chocolate on the table that was eventually enveloped in direct sunlight was a bad idea. 1120
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On the road to Winston-Salem for the Bookmarks Festival, the largest book event in North Carolina. As usual, I am torn between "Oh God, I packed too many books" and "Why did I not bring all the books?" 020
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I found myself watching a YouTube video about the behavioral origins of Gen X's self-reliance and I said out loud, "I don't need to watch this, I was there." Which, I suppose, is the most Gen X thing I could possibly have said. 0130
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just hit publish on prototype decks for Squatches & Scotches, the card game @williamsem.bsky.social and I have been working on. Looking forward to having a version to share with people that I didn't make myself using the paper cutter at the local FedEx Office! 082
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Astonishing how much the hideous little mascot for Meta's Muse AI looks like a version of the Adipose from Dr Who that got left in the rain too long. 041
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Any serious analysis of the sports betting industry zeroes in on how the model was founded on one concept: Normalizing the concept of sports betting so that people just accepted it, and didn't think about consequences or costs because it was just there. Worth thinking about in other contexts... 151
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When a book on Bigfoot for sale crosses my radar and I go, "naah", you know there may be some issues with that book.... 010
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yesterday I was given a poem about ghosts by a person dressed in a full body fox costume. Also, I listened to a lot of Supertramp. The two are not related. 030
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026….the moment when you realized you were so organized and proactive for once in your life that you showed up to the venue and hour before they were planning on opening the doors. 140
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How to turn "How do I become a game writer?" into a meaningful question and conversation:linkedin.comI have been asked many times "How do I become a game writer?" which is only slightly more difficult to answer than "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in flight?" ...I have been asked many times "How do I become a game writer?" which is only slightly more difficult to answer than "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow in flight?" And the joke is coge... 020
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Self-care is realizing that you still know every single lyric to Styx’s THE GRAND ILLUSION album despite not having played it since the mid-90s and being at peace with that. 090
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When you finish reading a story in public for the first time and people come up to you and hug you, you know the story landed. 1140
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Raleigh. Tomorrow night. Words. Lots of 'em. 070
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: T-Mobile has disabled my phone. T-Mobile Employee: That's easy enough to take care of. Just call this number. Me: .... 040
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Some thoughts on the damage caused by rush to be the loudest jackwagon in the metaphorical room:linkedin.comThere is short-term gain that comes from being the loudest negative voice in the room. Notice that I said "gain", not "benefit" or "value". These are very different prop...There is short-term gain that comes from being the loudest negative voice in the room. Notice that I said "gain", not "benefit" or "value". These are very different propositions. "Gain" applies just ... 010
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today's tally: One story sale! One story rejection :-( One baseball game. I will take that every time. 1100
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026....the moment when you plunk down for the ebook version of a title you've been chasing for a while only to realize it was formatted and edited with all the care of the Tasmanian Devil trying to make a cake recipe. 052
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Starting the day right with a rejection note from a publisher. Let me say for the record that I greatly appreciate the quick turnaround and professionalism on said publisher's part. 150
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Part of me wants to do a troll post about how George Soros will give every American $5000 if the Democrats take the House and Senate and then watch the nincompoops take it seriously, but I'm really afraid of the joke escaping containment and winding up on Fox News. 081
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going to see the Drive-By Truckers tonight. Faced with the core concertgoer dilemma: What t-shirt do I wear? 1-A Drive-By Truckers t-shirt. 2-A Drive-By Truckers adjacent t-shirt. 3-A Similar Band To Drive-ByTruckers t-shirt. 4-A totally hideous prog band t-shirt just to be different. 000
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The thing we never talk about? Here's me talking about it over at The Thing We Never Talk About. And yes, me and host Timothy Iseler? We totally talk about it.thethingwenevertalkabout.transistor.fmThe Thing We Never Talk About | Richard Dansky - Game Narrative ExpertIn this episode, Tim sits down with Richard Dansky — game narrative expert, fiction writer, and tabletop role-playing game designer — for a wide-ranging conversation about building a creative caree... 152
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Saw Trump’s post with the Space Nazi uniforms and my first thought was, “Welp, I guess Claude just scraped Pete Hegseth’s spank bank.” 130
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Going to be a contrarian today and wear a Carolina Mudcats t-shirt to a Durham Bulls game. 120
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026And the last notes of ProgDay have faded to silence. 140
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There is something incredibly freeing about just giving the charity raffle some money instead of having to actually keep track of the tickets and try to match the numbers for prizes I would have no idea what to do with anyway. 050
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One of the things I like about prog is the wholehearted, genre-wide stance of “FUCK YOU, WE LIKE FLUTES AND WE WILL USE THEM AS WE SEE FIT.” I respect the hell out of that. 4111
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Heck is being on a one lane road behind someone who is going the same place you are, only much. More. Slowly. 140
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thunderstorm just rolled in at ProgDay during French TV’s set. I have never packed up a show table so fast in my life. Now waiting it out. Good thing I brought a book. 020
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ProgDay highlight - lots of folks coming by to tell me they bought a book from me last year and they really enjoyed it. 060
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Key consideration of ProgDay for me: Precisely how many more Rush bootlegs does one man need? 220
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A great start to ProgDay! Donated a book to the charity raffle, got set up, listening to my buddy Sean’s band Bruteus rock out, and someone who bought some books last year already came by to tell me how much he and his wife liked them (and to give me a wee precious dram of Bunnahabhain). 040
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026No truth to the rumor that I ran around the empty theater making “Beep beep!” noises at the late screening of Coyote Vs. Acme, but damn, that is one funny movie. 190
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Having a multiple "Oh shit, I thought I sent that a while ago" kind of day.youtu.be[adult swim] Did You Get That Thing I Sent You? BumpYouTube video by Blast Processing 030
Reposted by The Mummer's DanskyApex Magazine and Book Company @apexmag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"The Most Important Thing fiction writers can take away from video game writing: How to adapt to the rules." 🎮🕹️👾 New nonfiction today by @rdansky.bsky.social: "Learning From the Nerds: Game Writing Techniques That Apply To Fiction" Read it here: www.apexbookcompany.com/blogs/apex-m... 0246
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Technology has thwarted my creative efforts tonight. "Accept Changes" mocks my pain. 040
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hate AI spammers, but whoever's sending me fake emails that are supposedly from award-winning literary novelist Anne Tyler over The Video Game Writer's Guide to Surviving an Industry That Hates You just sent me a third followup, and I have to admire the commitment to the bit. 0110
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy to report the sale of my story "The Patterson Hood-Gimlin Film" to Monstrously Misguided, publication date TBD. So if you need your Bigfoot/Drive-By Truckers mashup, start your timers, folks. It's a-coming! 080
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Some thoughts on the unintended consequences of Priority Zero. Which is, of course, not actually about the unintended consequences of Priority Zero. (The algorithm is trying VERY hard to bury this one over at LinkedIn. I'm kind of impressed.)linkedin.comI was there at the dawn of Priority Zero. OK, one of the dawns. Prio Zero strikes me as one of those thing that evolved independently multiple times like techbros endlessly coming up with the notion…...I was there at the dawn of Priority Zero. OK, one of the dawns. Prio Zero strikes me as one of those thing that evolved independently multiple times like techbros endlessly coming up with the notion ... 131
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One of those days when you get Chinese food for lunch and the message in the fortune cookie just reads “Sorry, bruh. I got nothing.” 070
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026At this point, the non-Ellen highlight of the week has been the fact that I was able to use both “thumbdick” and “fuckstick” as descriptors within the same seven day period. The rhyme was not intentional. And I might yet add a “chucklefuck”, just for texture. 050
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just read a longform piece on the ESPN website about the dangers of gambling addiction among college students. There’s one mention of how things like video games expose kids to gambling. Zero mention of ESPN’s massive flood of gambling stuff in its basic content. This is my shocked face. 1133
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thoughts on being called "a narrative shill"... ...whatever the ever-loving fuck that's supposed to mean.linkedin.comThe host of a podcast I recently appeared on mentioned that he had at one point been described as a "narrative shill," which left both of us scratching our heads. For one thing, he's no...The host of a podcast I recently appeared on mentioned that he had at one point been described as a "narrative shill," which left both of us scratching our heads. For one thing, he's not a narrative ... 110
The Mummer's Dansky @rdansky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Got not one but two AI-generated scams asking me to give permission to a book club to talk about my nearly 30 year old fantasy novel during the course of a single Durham Bulls game tonight. And it wasn't even a particularly long Durham Bulls game. 040